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Discussion in 'The 10 Ring' started by wabash, Jan 10, 2001.


  1. That reminds me. About ten years ago one of my buddies had a pistol grip shotgun. He loaded a 3 inch mag slug and aimed it up in a tree trying to knock this branch down. So he pulled the trigger and wham ate the grip.
    Well we spent the next few hours looking for teeth. And it was one month from Grad.
    Too funny!! ummm well not really.
    no no it was funny! yes haha laughter. We think back and even he laughs with his fake teeth.
     

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  2. CastleBravo

    CastleBravo 10mm? Woo Hoo!
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    ARTHUR It probably seems a terrible thing to say, but you know what I sometimes think would be useful in these situations?
    LINT. What?
    ARTHUR A gun of some sort.
    LINT.2 Will this help?
    ARTHUR What is it?
    LINT.2 A gun of some sort.
    ARTHUR Oh, that'll help. Can you make it fire?
    LINT. Er...
    F/X DEAFENING ROAR
    LINT. Yes.

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  3. samurairabbi

    samurairabbi Dungeon Schmuck

    -- Statisticians and logicians tell us: Put enough monkeys on enough keyboards, and you can eventually get all of Shakespeare.
    -- This thread has proven them WRONG!

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  4. Fie.

    Today's paradox: If someone sees it, it's not really a concealed handgun, is it?


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  5. Tazz10m

    Tazz10m Mod Aerator
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    Put enough statisticians and logicians on keyboards and eventually they will all be trying to convince us that Shakespare was a monkeys uncle and threads like this one can't possibly exsist because computers NEVER make mistakes.

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  6. samurairabbi

    samurairabbi Dungeon Schmuck

    -- I propose we invite the monkeys AND their uncles to the Feb. 30 intergalactic kegger; this strikes me as the gracious thing to do, now that we have sucked them into the void that is this thread.
    -- The "Try this with a 45" thread on the 10-Ring forum may be drawing on my time. I am clearly required by the caliber repartee rules of engagement to reply to the incipient challenge implied in that thread. At least it will help pass the time.


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  7. Hey remember the vortex? don't drag the apes into this Remember the Planet of the Apes? Bad enough we have Gigantopithacus running around in the North West. Why didnt the humans poison the banana supply room. That would have finished the first movie and we would not have had to endure the sequals.
     
  8. samurairabbi

    samurairabbi Dungeon Schmuck

    Nyaa! Nyaa! I made you check this thread again! Da' Rabbi rules!

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  9. Tamara

    Tamara Immoderate
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    Is it just me, or is the gravitational mass of this thread di
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  10. Grog

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    Grog just want to say Hi.
     
  11. Grog

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    Grog just want to say Hi.
     
  12. Looks like a ND to me.
     
  13. lendringser

    lendringser Wheelgunner

    "From my cold,dead hands! Damn apes...!"
     
  14. Bigwood28

    Bigwood28 John 16:33

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    Is it really necessary to keep this thread alive. Please people.

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  15. Tamara

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    ExBoss,

    How on Earth did you stumble across that? I laughed until it hurt...

    "All your base are belong to us", indeed... [​IMG]
     
  16. There's a pimple on my butt, his name is Elvis. He talks to me sometimes.
     
  17. Courtesy of a geek-oriented weblog and a really boring job, Tamara. Somebody set up us the bomb!!

    It's based on the game Zero Wing. Here's some background:
    http://www.toaplan.com/zerowing/zerowing_story.html

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  18. Tamara

    Tamara Immoderate
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    Then move ZIG!!
    For Great Justice!!
     
  19. samurairabbi

    samurairabbi Dungeon Schmuck

    Actually, I did something TOTALLY UNEXPECTED with the drinks served in the 10-Ring Bar: I used quality, undiluted ingredients! This clearly was too much of a shock to the primitive 10-Ring psyche (pardon my redundancy)! I will attempt to figure a solution to this problem. I cannot simply switch to inferior liquor; the resultant increase in my embezzlement receipts from such an action would place me at a disadvantage in my tax shelter writeoffs. Please, do NOT think that running the 10-Ring facility is easy!

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