Ok A little Virtual Plug (hereafter refered to as VP) sneak peak.
Virtual: Being such in force or effect, though not actually or expressly such.
Plug: A small acessory for glock pistols which fits into the backstrap cavity.
The VP is a revolutionary device which replaces three prime components in the Glock series of pistols. The VP replaces a standard plug, the kneuter valve assembly and the little known and obscure frabnasticator (short for frabnasitcon intermodulator). The VP is a micromanufactured diode laser array with multiple polymorphous beam splitters. By replacing the standard parts with the VP you obtain precise control of all aspects of the flowal interloop including the virtual flowal interloop sequences. This is accomplished by splitting and fanning the laser beams into the kneuter valve replacement prisim, basically allowing light pressure to act in lieu of the clumsy mechanical kneuter valve. Using this technology it is possible to control and influence all aspects of the firing cycle down to the picosecond level, allowing much finer tuning of the firing sequence. By replacing the frabnasticator with a similar but smaller prisim precise control of interdimensional frabnasitcon tunneling is possible, with the secondary benefit allowing on the fly modification of both the adiabatic pulse and lapse rates. Also with a little tweaking of the frabniaticon vector chaneling function you can completly eliminate that annoying "low and left" phenomenon so common with Glock pistols.
Modifications to VP settings can be made on the fly with a Palm Pilot, or Windows CE handheld running our proprietary software, and using the built in IR port in the lower surface of the VP casing. The VP also features hard wired inhibitions, to prevent the user from either accidentally or intentionally enableing VP profles which could result in many of the plug/kneuter valve mishaps we have read about so frequently on this board, such as local spact/time warps, transdimensional crossrips, temporal distortions, lost threads and the like, a Smart Plug if you will.
The VP will be available in two formats.
Custom Carry which is made from a nylon based polymer identical to Glock frame material, wich gives you a selection of 250 preset VP profiles
And:
Full Race which is milled from solid billet unobtanium, obtained from Tamara. Which gives you instant and complete control of all 3728 pluggian variables.
Both are available in the color of your preference, as long as you prefer black.
The dedicated researchers at Q Systems have labored for years,, or at least a couple days, imbibed vast, and I do mean VAST quantites of alcohol and in a couple of instances some fairly potent animal tranquilizers to bring you this amazing new advance in pluggian technology.
Be the first on your block to have the new VP.
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[This message has been edited by Q-Ball (edited 02-12-2001).]