08:40 PM

Discussion in 'The 10 Ring' started by wabash, Jan 10, 2001.


  1. samurairabbi

    samurairabbi Dungeon Schmuck

    IMPORTANT 10-RING FACILITY ADMINISTRATIVE ANNOUNCEMENT:
    -- Listen up, you 10-Ring sleazeballs (pardon my redundancy), we're going to try it again!
    -- Another Intergalactic Kegger will be held at 8PM on Saturday, June 31. We have decided to eliminate the 7PM Philosophical Dissertation; the lecturer is unreliable, and nobody seems sober enough to care about the subject, anyway!
    -- We do request that the attendees make an effort to reduce the level of depraved debauchery from the last event. If the number of events can be reduced from 87 down to 76, then we can handle all the reporting inhouse, and not have to involve outside police and judicial organizations. This reduction would therefore mean that all happenings would be held confidential within the 10-Ring; we emphasize that these reports would be used ONLY for the amusement of the Dungeon Staff ("Damn! I didn't think the human physique could bend THAT radically!") AND (if necessary) for blackmail purposes to achieve Da' Rabbi's pharmacologically distorted outlook on the fundamental objectives of existence. You don't like it? Talk to Tazz!
    -- The beer will be chosen by Tazz; this bit of administrative duty seems to be within his capabilities. All other planning and logistics will be performed by the PROs FROM DOVER down here in the dungeon.

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    Samurai Rabbi
    Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident

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  2. Tazz10m

    Tazz10m Mod Aerator
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    Some things matter, other things don't.

    The question is: Do you know why?


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    Reality always takes precedence.

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  3. Are ridddles appropriate in this hallowed thread?

    El L
     
  4. DeadMansLife

    DeadMansLife Senior Member

    Yes, if you have a poetic liscens.
     
  5. samurairabbi

    samurairabbi Dungeon Schmuck

    ANOTHER important 10-Ring facility administrative announcement:
    -- Turbonatr, the co-chief honcho of the Big Dawgers, has today announced that he now owns a 10mm. This is radical, dudes! Think of the potential enormity of the victory the 10-Ring could achieve if da' Rabbi were provided a G20 (with an accessory 6" barrel)! C'mon, think about it!
    -- Damn! Two admin announcements in one day; you casual observers will not know how to act.

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    Samurai Rabbi
    Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident

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  6. Here goes. The first part is to answer the riddle itself, the second part may be more difficult.

    "This thing all things devours;
    Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
    Gnaws iron, bites steel;
    Grinds hard stones to meal;
    Slays kings, ruins towns;
    And beats high mountain down."

    What is it?

    And, what book does it come from?

    Have fun.

    El L

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  7. cheygriz

    cheygriz Venerable Elder

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    Klatu Barrada Nichto!

    Resistance if futile, you WILL be assimilated. We are the Borg. we assimilated Klatu and his race decades ago.

    (It seems the force was not with him that day.)

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    Wouldn't it be wonderful if our military forces had adequate funding to buy the weapons they need, and the liberal jerks in D.C. had to have a bake sale to fund welfare giveaways?
     
  8. arcane

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    The answer is "time" me precious from "The Hobbit" me precious. What has it got in it's pocket me precious.
    Sorry, slipped into my Gollum persona for an instant. Must be this topic.
    Just realized I've been reading this topic for six months and this is my first post.


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  9. MMA10 - very good try

    Arcane - on the money, both times

    This place draws some interest from afar, by Smaug's beard!

    El L
     
  10. cheygriz

    cheygriz Venerable Elder

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    And 8:40 PM. On what planet? In which Quadrant? In which dimension?

    Inquiring minds want to know!

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  11. G31

    G31
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    Is this thread here to rack up posts or what?

    If so, I will in no way participate in increasing my post count.
     
  12. samurairabbi

    samurairabbi Dungeon Schmuck

    G31, the meaning of your last post is unclear. Please clarify.

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    Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident

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  13. cheygriz

    cheygriz Venerable Elder

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    Samu,

    He can't clarify. If he sends another transmission, the Scanners will pinpoint his location, and he knows it.

    "Live long and prosper Samu!"

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    Wouldn't it be wonderful if our military forces had adequate funding to buy the weapons they need, and the liberal jerks in D.C. had to have a bake sale to fund welfare giveaways?
     
  14. samurairabbi

    samurairabbi Dungeon Schmuck

    Actually, Cheygriz, G31 CAN post ALL HE WANTS in PERFECT safety! The Dungeon staff has preempted ALL the scanners for our MP3 music operation, and we have ALL the black helicopters on contract for beer deliveries for the upcoming June 31 Intergalactic Kegger! Hey, our dungeon operation is not cheap, but WE ARE THOROUGH!!!

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    Samurai Rabbi
    Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident

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  15. cheygriz

    cheygriz Venerable Elder

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    The force is with you???

    NO WAY!!!!

    The force is with ME!!!!

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  16. G33

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    I would like to make one thing perfectly clear--I was never here.
     
  17. Tazz10m

    Tazz10m Mod Aerator
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    ...and on that note...

    The Ten Ring is now in the process of "acquiring" ALL those nice black helicopters for our very own... FREE!!!

    How, you say?

    Easy... NONE of the choppers have any kind of markings on them... so how can anybody say they are not ours??? Possession is 9/10ths of the law... so... they're ours!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I love it when a plan comes together...

    Let's see... flying lessons... chopper rental... movie use... hey, we could even rent them to the government! [​IMG]

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    Reality always takes precedence.

    The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!
     
  18. CastleBravo

    CastleBravo 10mm? Woo Hoo!
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    Remind me to bring my Green Destiny for the First Annual 10-Ring Chinese Tree Dueling Sword Fu competition.

    "Like many things, I am nothing." -- Li Mu Bai


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    CastleBravo
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    "For every human problem, there is a neat, simple solution; and it is always wrong." -- H.L. Mencken
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  19. Its time to get this thread back on topic!

    08:41 PM

    Because its bigger, longer, and one more powerful and will kill a bear deader than a truthful discussion reguarding the Constitution and the limited role of the federal government at a Democrat policy meeting.

     
  20. I heard this thing the other day, it seemed important but I couldent figure out which forum to post it in. I think this is the right spot.

    BUY TEQUILA!

    Apparently there was a bad crop and prices are spikeing up. Better safe than sorry. Remember the primer shortage of '93.

    Oh the humanity!
     

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