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09-10-2008, 21:27
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Anti-Obama
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Obamapics
captions, cartoons, whatever amuses. 
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Last edited by ChuteTheMall; 09-10-2008 at 21:36..
Reason: Maybe now is not the best time to post political humor here.
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09-10-2008, 21:30
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CLM Number 25
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Mods have us on a short chain.
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09-10-2008, 21:36
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I can feel the love my Muslim Brother.
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09-10-2008, 21:37
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Anti-Obama
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JimBianchi
Mods have us on a short chain.
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Yeah, maybe some other time political humor will be acceptable again. Pic deleted.
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09-10-2008, 22:06
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Think about it. Obama denied 30+ Americans fighter jet support in Benghazi. If not for a few brave Navy SEALs, they would have all been captured, raped, tortured, and beheaded by Al Qaeda.
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09-10-2008, 22:23
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DonGlock26
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Says it all. 
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09-10-2008, 23:05
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Pro-Open Curry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ChuteTheMall
Yeah, maybe some other time political humor will be acceptable again. Pic deleted.
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They're just about as humorless as Obama himself.
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5 Approved Obama Jokes
Jul 20, 2008
By Andy Borowitz
Saying he is “sympathetic to late night comedians’ struggle to find jokes to make about me,” Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill.) today issued a list of official campaign-approved Barack Obama jokes.
The five jokes, which Sen. Obama said he is making available to all comedians free of charge, are as follows:
Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, “You know, we don’t get many kangaroos here.” Barack Obama replies, “At these prices, I’m not surprised. That’s why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil.”
A traveling salesman knocks on the door of a farmhouse, and much to his surprise, Barack Obama answers the door. The salesman says, “I was expecting the farmer’s daughter.” Barack Obama replies, “She’s not here. The farm was foreclosed on because of subprime loans that are making a mockery of the American dream.”
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Why the long face?” Barack Obama replies, “His jockey just lost his health insurance, which should be the right of all Americans.”
Q: What’s black and white and red all over? A: The Barack Obama issue of New Yorker magazine, which should be embarrassed after publishing such a tasteless and offensive cover, which I reject and denounce.
A Christian, a Jew and Barack Obama are in a rowboat in the middle of the ocean. Barack Obama says, “This joke isn’t going to work because there’s no Muslim in this boat.”
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09-10-2008, 23:22
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Pro-Open Curry
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He shoulda picked her...
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09-11-2008, 07:09
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Anti-Obama
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testing the waters ...
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09-11-2008, 18:10
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Anti-Obama
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"OK, how about $24 million and a promise not to shoot me during my first term? Would she go for that?"
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09-11-2008, 18:12
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Anti-Obama
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"Does Hillary know you have interns up here?"
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09-11-2008, 18:15
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“Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.” -- William Pitt, the Younger
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09-11-2008, 18:34
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09-11-2008, 18:40
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Airmobile!
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09-11-2008, 18:45
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rakkasan
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Carnack?
Last edited by ChuteTheMall; 09-11-2008 at 18:51..
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09-11-2008, 18:48
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Airmobile!
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He's not dead after all, he's been living in Baghdad all these years 
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09-11-2008, 19:36
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The year is 2010.
An old man stands outside the White House gate. He sees a Marine guard and approaches him. "I want to see President Obama", he says. The Marine replies, "Sir, Barack Obama is not the President".
The next day the same old man arrives and again asks the Marine to see President Obama. The Marine replies, slightly irritated, "Sir, Barack Obama is not the President".
The next day the same old man arrives a third time and again asks the Marine if he can see President Obama. Finally, the Marine yells "Sir, I told you twice, Barack Obama is NOT the President"!
The old man just smiles. "Oh, I know. I just like hearing it".
The Marine smiled and said "See you tomorrow".
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09-11-2008, 19:56
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09-11-2008, 20:05
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Anti-Obama
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ChuteTheMall
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"Help me Obi Wan Kanobi!"
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09-11-2008, 20:07
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I was concerned my little pick would get me banned, but there are far worse here!
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09-11-2008, 20:27
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09-15-2008, 06:58
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Anti-Obama
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09-15-2008, 07:03
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09-16-2008, 07:54
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09-16-2008, 08:11
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Anti-Obama
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