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Old 07-19-2006, 10:33   #26
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Lots of good ones I have not heard of.

got 2 more

BODA Big ole dumb ass { alcohol was involved }

BOFA Big ole fat ass { Call for lifting asst }

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Old 11-11-2006, 13:37   #27
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I heard a new one for MVAs with ejection:

SEFYC- Self Extricated For Your Convenience
"It's not just a hole, it's art. It represents anger." -D25

"i puke real regular. it's healthy. three or four times a year probably. good to get your innards out and warshmoff...." -mitchshrader
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Old 11-23-2006, 21:15   #28
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Dont forget- In California, we do not use "traffic accident" or MVA. Its Traffic Collision or "T/C". And you can pair it up-

T/C w/injuries
T/C w/rescue
T/C Cut and Rescue
T/C Auto vs. Structure


O/S- Out of Service. NOT- O.O.S.

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Old 12-01-2006, 19:21   #29
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CRT: Calls for Remedial Training (Cardiac Rescue Technician)

CRT-I: Calls for Remedial Training - Immediately (CRT-Intermediate)

ALS: Ain't Lifting S***

ART: Assuming Room Temperature

CTD: Circling The Drain

Don't call it a _____. Call it a: ________.

Bullet in the brain: Trans-occipital implant.

Hazmat Team: Glow worms.

Car wreck: Negative vehicle to vehicle interface.

High on drugs: Pharmaceutically gifted.
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Old 12-10-2006, 21:57   #30
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TLA- three letter abbrevation
SAR something ain't right usually said by a redneck male
BOFG big 'ol fat guy or girl
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Old 02-23-2007, 21:19   #31
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CPR- Check Pockets and Refrigerator
Check Pockets and Run
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Old 03-05-2007, 01:55   #32
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Don't forget:

MEDIC: My Education Doesn't Include Carrying
EMS: Earn Money Somehow
AMR: Ahh My Ride
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Old 05-17-2007, 21:57   #33
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Let's not forget BFD = Big Freakin' Dog!
Not tonight Joey, we'll get em another night.

Drive it like you rented it, not like you stole it. Cus if you stole it, you'd be driving 5 mph below the speed limit and using your turn signals.
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Old 07-03-2007, 10:44   #34
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F U Buddy, I'm Not A Doctor
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Old 08-02-2007, 01:18   #35
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Urban Outdoorsman = homeless

NKDA - "not known, didn't ask."

UBR= Under bridge resident
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Old 06-20-2008, 01:00   #36
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for PCR purposes
Pain Middle Small of Back
True meaning
Poor Miserable Son of a #$^&%

Funked Up Beyond All Recognition

Tin City
Trailer Park Come on I know we all have one that we might as well have a rig standing buy in

True Meaning of EMS
When you just cant afford a cab
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Old 01-11-2009, 11:59   #37
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ABC- Ambulate before carry
MOFA- Morbidly obese fast ***

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Old 04-03-2009, 02:12   #38
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BBLS - big black lady syndrome
TL - tachylordia
PJC - premature jesus complex, occurs with tachylordia
HT - hyperthespianism
STI - supratentorial illness
BWT - big white taxi
ALS - ain't luggin' s***
BLS - be luggin' s***
EMT-D - Emergency Medical Technician - Driver
EMT-P - Emergency Medical Technician - Passenger
LPN - "let's play" nurse
RN - real nurse
CAW - certified a** wiper (aka CNA)
SA - status asparagus
ROTSU - retro-occular thermal sensation with urination (burning behind eyes, when peeing)
FLB - funny looking beat (on EKG)
IBD - I be dyin'
MD - Momma's dream
DO - do over
FTD - fire truck driver
FOS - full of s***
BHB - baby having baby
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He's focusing on your wallet. If you act quick, you can focus on separating his aorta from his heart.

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Old 04-03-2009, 07:25   #39
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From a slightly different, but equally important, angle:

WFR Wilderness First Responder
SAR Search and Rescue
IB Incident Base
IC Incident Commander
DC Death Code
MSU Make Stuff Up

I was taught that wilderness medicine means the protocols one uses, after being properly trained and certified, when the patient/subject cannot be transported to ALS within four hours.

Those protocols include measures that an EMT cannot perform in an ambulance setting, because the WFR is often deep in the back-country and MUST perform them to save the patient.

When all else fails, MSU.
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Old 10-21-2009, 10:15   #40
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Chest pushing rapidly.
-Ambition is only appreciated after success.
-3/325:Now, where's my dedicated bodyguard? Oh, yeah, he's staring back at me in the mirror.
-"Every fear hides a wish"
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Old 10-21-2009, 20:04   #41
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My Lt. does CPR almost every day.

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Old 11-26-2009, 10:57   #42
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Oldie but a goodie:

"Chicago Door Opener" = Sledge Hammer
G26 G27 Ruger LCP
"I dont like repeat offenders, I like dead offenders" - Ted Nugent
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Old 01-01-2010, 09:22   #43
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OK, I'll add a couple

EMS - Eat More Snacks
JAFO - Just Another ********** Observer
Don't believe everything you hear, half of what you see, and question things in writing.

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Old 07-30-2010, 19:46   #44
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DCAP BTLS - Deformities, contusions, abrasions, punctures/penetrations, burns, tenderness, lacerations, swelling.
TIA - Temporary ischemic attack (temporary stroke like symptoms)

PHAT tarp -Patient handling/assistance tarp, AKA the shamu blanket
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Old 04-03-2011, 07:25   #45
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Originally Posted by firemedic5595 View Post

AHF - Acute Hissy Fit
Our local protocol for that one is ANF...
G23 -MAG-=Sold.
G27 -KKL-=Sold.
G27 -BXC-=Sold
G27OD -PYE-=Still here.
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Old 04-25-2011, 19:46   #46
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DCS- Drunk College Student<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>
PBS- Post brake up Syndrome<o:p></o:p>
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Old 04-26-2011, 20:34   #47
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These are good. Let me add:

Whiskey Tango DB - White Trash *********
PIP - Pajama Induced Paralysis
NAD - (instead of no apparent distress) Not Actually Done
DIC - Death Is Coming
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Old 04-26-2011, 20:35   #48
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HP - Hispanic Panic
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Old 04-29-2011, 00:00   #49
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I believe EMT-D is a EMT Dispatcher
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Old 04-29-2011, 05:58   #50
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PIR. Paramedic induced refusal.
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