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Glockeneger · 04-03-2001, 19:13

Fuzzy logic! This post was sent to us by Aliens who want to see what we talk about. Very bad decision. Well heres a message for you Grey men out in space. You think it's cool to abduct people and probe them?? Well it's very uncool. Infact maybe one of you will try it with the wrong person. And this person will blow your grey head clean off. Yeh thats right!! You think I'm afraid of some skinny freak that can travel millions of miles in space?? No way You want some come get some!! You have got to be the dumbest looking critter out there!! no wonder you hide!! So why dont you space monkeys take a hike!! And remember one day we will figure out space travel and thats good for us but bad for you. Because by then we will have a post just for hunting down E.T. So be afraid very afraid.. Picture this a 10mm particle projection Cannon. Just for you. Id like to grab your skinny frame and hit it against a tree. There after that you can pull the twigs out of your *****. So probe This!!

**Tazz10m** · 04-04-2001, 13:52

ok... Glockeneger, breathe... ya got ta breeeaaaatheeeee....

Anybody here ever hear of "solid state life forms"?

How about "coincidence control"?

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

Glockeneger · 04-04-2001, 16:37

I wish I could breath Between my cold and sitting at home for the last two days makes me kinda think to much.

Ever wonder why when you go to MacDonalds
and order a quarter pounder you end up gaining a pound????????

***G33*** · 04-04-2001, 19:10

McBugers are made from decayed black hole matter.

Q-Ball · 04-06-2001, 13:25

More suspects:
Hari Seldon
Lagrange Calvert (with that whole naked singularity thing)
Dirk Gently
Mustrum Ridcully
There could ell bo seme puuggiwn sapcet lsao,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,ddd
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Q-Ball · 04-06-2001, 16:14

Don't forget Slim Pickins

Thats where we ride into town, whumpin and a thumpin every livin thing that moves to within an inch of it's life,,,,
I think this could be kind of a Strangelovian kinda thread laso tub I me nut usre ubt,,,, isht tis appheinng gaian,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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trigger45 · 04-06-2001, 20:18

This post is still going?

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Rusty Phillips · 04-07-2001, 07:54

Quote:

Originally posted by Bigwood28:
Just in case you were wondering MMA10MM, There are 163 posts on this thread including this one. 37 more posts and it will be ready for page five.

I cant believe that you actually took the time to count them

and I also cannot believe that this thing is still kicking. why doesnt somebody shoot it?

PS - T*** - hows that .223 XR going?

DeadMansLife · 04-07-2001, 14:09

Shoot it???

With all those liberials running loose, you want to shoot this thread?

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CastleBravo · 04-07-2001, 18:28

Could someone reset the improbability drive so my Delta Elite gets back from the gunsmith early?

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**thisaway** · 04-08-2001, 11:55

I just realized I had not yet posted a reply to this...ummm..."thread"?...

When it reaches Chandrasekhar's Limit, will it stop collapsing or keep going and suck the whole world in behind it, like a giant Hoover?

And why do we drink milk? I can't imagine why we drink a beverage printed with the date you might expire! HARRUMPH!

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Fortyfied · 04-08-2001, 12:18

Quote:

Glockeneger:
...for hunting down E.T... Picture this a 10mm particle projection Cannon.

Quote:

T***10m:
Anybody here ever hear of "solid state life forms"?

Is "solid state life form" what you get after probing E.T. with a projection cannon?

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**Tazz10m** · 04-08-2001, 15:48

Solid state life forms are what humans are just now begining to make and test... instead of a flesh and blood brain they have a circuit board computer chip type brain like that in the computers we are working with.

We humans are also in the process of creating "nanobots" that are so small they can "assemble" themselves WITHIN a human cell.................

Nanobiotechnologists at Cornell University have built and "pilot-tested" the first "biomolecular" motors with tiny metal propellers. These little robots, yes, robots, are designed to move through the body to specific locations and dispense "appropriate" doses of drugs. These little babies use adenosine triphosphate for fuel to drive little nickel propellers at 480 rpm. The size of the propellers are only 150 nm (nanometers) in diameter. A nanometer is 1 BILLIONTH of a meter. A millimeter is 1 thousandth of a meter... soooooo... as you can imagine, a billionth of a meter is pretttttty small...

Of course we have nothing to worry about because no one will EVER use these little things for evil purposes... we humans have already proven we are above that...

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

samurairabbi · 04-09-2001, 14:10

Thanks, T***! That's all I need: a poker game in my pancreas! Now I will need all night to get that image out of my demented dungeon-degraded psyche.

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**Tazz10m** · 04-09-2001, 18:38

Dawgs playing poker in yer pancreas... what a comforting thought...

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

samurairabbi · 04-10-2001, 11:31

... Ahhh! ... Thanks, T***. YOU FELL FOR IT! Now I am FREE of that image! YOU are stuck with it in YOUR psyche until you can find some subsequent sucker to pass it off to! Da' Rabbi rules!

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Q-Ball · 04-11-2001, 14:02

Nano Technology:
Aint it amazing how yesterday's science fiction becomes todays experimental subject and tomorrows fact. I remember the first reference to nano I cam across was in a book called the Changeling sun, or Star or somthing about 10 years ago. The concept took off with sci-fi Writers and alla the sudden guys at Cornell and many other places are trying to build it. Interesting times we live in.

Man, my pancreas hurts.........
Q

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**Tazz10m** · 04-11-2001, 19:05

Anybody remember "Dick Tracy"? Well, the watch he had is here. Also, many of the other cool little toys are here too. The writer of that comic was WAY ahead of his time.

Mark my words, we WILL have "flying saucers" and the ability to travel between the stars before long... well, unless God comes and slams us all down for being so irresponsible and STUPID.

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

Glockeneger · 04-12-2001, 22:06

There is a new weapon out in the field. It is a non lethal weapon that uses ultraviolet laser beams to harmlessly immobalize people and animals at a distance. The phaser like device uses two beams of UV radiation to ionize paths in the air along which electrical current is conducted to and from the target. In effect, the beams create wires through the atmosphere wherever they are pointed.

The current within these beams is close replication of the neuro_electric impulses that control skeletal muscles. It is imperceptible to the target person because it differs from his own neural impulses only in that its repetition rate is sufficiently rapid to tetanize muscle tissue.
For those who are not familiar. (Tetanization) is the stimulation of muscle fibers at a frequency which merges their individual contractions into a single sustained contraction.

No retinal damage can occur because the cornea absorbs all ultraviolet radiation at the wavelengths used. Moreover the beams are too weak to produce corneal inflammation or Photkeratitis, unless they are directed at the eyes for several minutes. In addition, the current they transmit is insufficient to affect the muscle of the heart and diaphram. This will be the future just point and zap.

Blev · 04-13-2001, 07:03

Hokey religeons and ancient weapons are no match for a good Glock by your side, kid.

I think we have finally gone over the edge. My fortune cookie from lunch had an advertisement for $5 off at half.com on the back. There is just something wrong about that.

Besides, I just had to get in on this thread.

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Glockeneger · 04-13-2001, 08:11

Yeh but think of it this way you might have a glock on your side but these new weapons can knock a person or persons out in a wide band. Nothing like filling your pants in a gun fight. Better pack toilet paper or wear depends. It might get messy. :o

DeadMansLife · 04-16-2001, 11:12

I gotta get me one a dem phasers!

***G33*** · 04-17-2001, 00:14

6 to go!

samurairabbi · 04-17-2001, 16:07

4 to go! ... (but who's counting)

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DeadMansLife · 04-17-2001, 18:09

FIVE...5