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Old 07-18-2013, 23:48   #17251
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Once worked in a flower shop. They hired me hoping I'd be a budding genius. Fired me for being a blooming idiot.
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Old 07-19-2013, 00:51   #17252
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I think my high school guidance counselor was trying to get me to apply to NASA. He told me that I was just "taking up space in the school".
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Old 07-19-2013, 01:07   #17253
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Anyone here ever been told to "shape up or ship out"







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Old 07-19-2013, 07:22   #17254
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I would get in Soooooo much trouble if I had photoshop
You and me both brother. I was looking longingly at it when we were buying our new computer. You know how much that program costs????
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Old 07-19-2013, 07:23   #17255
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chute missed a page, he will be distraught.
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Old 07-19-2013, 07:23   #17256
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I was hired as a firefighter because flowing wealth of knowledge & bubbly personality, many years later they let me go because my hose was draggin' and feeling all washed up!
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Old 07-19-2013, 07:38   #17257
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chute missed a page, he will be distraught.
Two pages in a row, now I gotta go whine to my shrink.

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Old 07-20-2013, 21:18   #17258
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Old 07-20-2013, 22:48   #17259
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Old 07-20-2013, 22:50   #17260
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and then there's always a little something to slip under the radar.

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Old 07-20-2013, 23:01   #17261
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Old 07-21-2013, 15:43   #17262
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Old 07-21-2013, 21:33   #17263
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Photoshop......!?!
I'd get in trouble if I could post pictures of ANY kind.
Probably best for me that I AM a computer moron !


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Old 07-23-2013, 14:21   #17264
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Photoshop......!?!
I'd get in trouble if I could post pictures of ANY kind.
It's good to stay out of trouble.

If I wasn't so lazy, I'd photoshop a picture of the soup Nazi saying, "No photoshop for you."

Yeah, lazy, that's me....
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Old 07-23-2013, 15:27   #17265
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Forget the soup nutsi......he's an anti-gun liberal moron.(the actor, not the character)


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Old 07-23-2013, 21:14   #17266
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Forget the soup nutsi......he's an anti-gun liberal moron.(the actor, not the character)


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Definition: ACTOR - 1) Materialistic, anti-gun, liberal morons with no ambition to hold a real job, or get a grip on reality. 2) Someone who works at Hooters with aspirations of getting a job in show business.

Yeah, I kind of figured ....
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Old 07-23-2013, 21:17   #17267
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Some of the ones at Hooters might not have a grip on reality, but their fantasies are FANTASTIC !
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Old 07-23-2013, 21:25   #17268
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Some of the ones at Hooters might not have a grip on reality, but their fantasies are FANTASTIC !
OH, and do their fantasies include you?

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Old 07-23-2013, 21:37   #17269
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OH, and do their fantasies include you?
Yes, my fantasy is to star in their fantasies.

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Old 07-23-2013, 21:42   #17270
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Old 07-23-2013, 21:44   #17271
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Yes, my fantasy is to star in their fantasies.

That's what I was thinking.

Of course, I am just a product of 60s t.v., and actually grew up hoping to find a place called Hooterville with the Shady Rest Hotel. Little did I know that the water tower scene was filmed in Jamestown, CA which I routinely drove by on the way to Sierra backpacking destinations.

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Old 07-23-2013, 22:10   #17272
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missed it by THAT much.........
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Old 07-23-2013, 22:41   #17273
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missed it by THAT much.........
Speaking of Maxwell Smart, who didn't grow up wanting a Sunbeam Tiger.

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Old 07-23-2013, 22:49   #17274
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...OR, one of these ....
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Old 07-24-2013, 13:30   #17275
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The little wife made some very tasty wings the other night, they were soooo Good I told her was going the get her a Hooters' Uniform! However getting her to model it like this...well

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