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Old 03-31-2013, 17:29   #17026
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Old 03-31-2013, 18:18   #17027
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Is this your smoker with the shopping cart?




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My kinda fits that description but it's square and you shove an electrical cord in its backside to get it to work.
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Old 03-31-2013, 20:15   #17028
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A proper smoker won't FIT in a car, let alone a shopping cart !

And filling a shopping cart with AMMO.....

Nobody that I know would ever stoop so low as to buy that much factory.... ammo !

Now, components, that's another story...
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Old 03-31-2013, 20:46   #17029
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My kinda fits that description but it's square and you shove an electrical cord in its backside to get it to work.
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Old 04-02-2013, 05:06   #17030
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Really? No April fools related posts from the 10-ring crowd?

I received this one from the U.S.S. Hornet museum berthed in Alameda.

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Pearl Harbor
Bound!



After years of speculation we are happy to announce the
relocation of the USS Hornet Museum to Honolulu, Hawaii. The ship will be
berthed astern of the USS Missouri Museum ship and not far from the USS Arizona
Memorial (see the proposed mooring photo below). The exact date for the towing
and arrival have yet to be finalized but the intention is to have Hornet
safely moored in her new home by this time next year.

Our
CEO, Randall Ramian, said that the negotiations for the move have been long and complex and had to be kept confidential. "Now that we have a signed agreement I am really looking forward to making this move a success!"

The Hornet will be moored just aft of the USS Missouri Museum at the south-east edge of Ford Island. Quite fittingly the road along the shore at that spot is Hornet Drive.

Several of the current staff members are absolutely giddy with anticipation. Our CFO, Ray Camino is from Hawaii and has family there. When asked about her reaction to the move all Ray said was, "Pupule hau'oli!!".

Given the smile on her face we take that to mean she was
happy.





Rick Thoms, our Air Group Ops Director used to live on Maui and will be moving from Reno (his current hometown) to Oahu. Thoms is looking forward to getting back into his favorite sport, body surfing. "I tried it in Reno but the snow was just too darn cold", said Thoms.

Ramian is an active US Navy Reserve Captain (SC). Coincidentally, Ramian has a command he is responsible for in Pearl Harbor which, "will be a lot easier getting to once Hornet moves there." He assures us that his reserve obligations had nothing to do with the relocation of Hornet.

There was some concern that we would lose many of our excellent docent and volunteer crew. Several of the older and crankier guys had expressed concern about traveling over the Bay Bridge if the ship were to move to San Francisco. Honolulu has turned out to be much more favorably viewed and we expect many of our volunteers from all departments to relocate.

One of our senior docents, Dale Berven, thought the timing was great. With home prices on the rebound (up 17% on average in the bay area over the last six months), he is putting his home in Livermore up for sale. "Joanne and I have been thinking about moving closer to Hornet anyway. Now we will get a home on Ford Island and I can walk to the ship".


Further information will be published as appropriate over the coming weeks. Please do not call the museum.



Then, several hours later, I received this.

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RETRACTION
OF EARLIER EBUZZ
Titled "Pearl Harbor Bound!" dated April 1,
2013








This note is to clarify an earlier
UNAUTHORIZED “E-Buzz” email sent out this morning from the
USS Hornet Museum. The people quoted had absolutely no involvement and any quotesattributed to them were fabricated.


Even though unauthorized, the intent of the earlier email was meant as an April Fool's joke. The USS Hornet Museum has no current plans for leaving the San Francisco Bay Area.

Our apologies if this caused any undue concerns or confusion.

Sincerely,












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Old 04-02-2013, 10:53   #17031
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Really? No April fools related posts from the 10-ring crowd?]
It turns out that THIS year, we experienced particularly intensive loads of raucous inebriated debauched revelry, surreptitious embezzlement, and submitting grant applications to finance our scholarly research. Such activities, of course, clearly supercede mundane items like April Fool's gags.
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Old 04-02-2013, 11:43   #17032
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In this thread, every day is April 1.


But back to more serious matters:

http://www.glocktalk.com/forums/show....php?t=1479935

http://www.glocktalk.com/forums/show....php?t=1479893

http://www.glocktalk.com/forums/show....php?t=1479856

http://www.glocktalk.com/forums/show....php?t=1479922






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Old 04-02-2013, 20:28   #17033
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I guess I don't dare mention the juicer I bought.
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Old 04-02-2013, 20:42   #17034
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Can the juicer possibly be used to increase the production rate of "N"Sweat Lager ?

If so, talk to Rabbi & he can have the Dungeon's financial gnomes show you how to write it off, depreciate it, sell it at a loss, write THAT off, recoup your initial investment & sell it as scrap, and pocket 110% of the resulting income, all the while never removing the juicer from your own kitchen !

Smart feller, that Rabbi !


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Old 04-02-2013, 20:45   #17035
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Can the juicer possibly be used to increase the production rate of "N"Sweat Lager ?

If so, talk to Rabbi & he can have the Dungeon's financial gnomes show you how to write it off, depreciate it, sell it at a loss, write THAT off, recoup your initial investment & sell it as scrap, and pocket 110% of the resulting income, all the while never removing the juicer from your own kitchen !

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Well, as a matter of fact it is a "heat extractor" type of stainless steel with some rather unique capabilities and potential.
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Old 04-02-2013, 20:59   #17036
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There you go......

K*****$$$$$CHING !
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Old 04-02-2013, 21:09   #17037
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Can the juicer possibly be used to increase the production rate of "N"Sweat Lager ?

If so, talk to Rabbi & he can have the Dungeon's financial gnomes show you how to write it off, depreciate it, sell it at a loss, write THAT off, recoup your initial investment & sell it as scrap, and pocket 110% of the resulting income, all the while never removing the juicer from your own kitchen !

Smart feller, that Rabbi !


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You forgot to mention my modesty.
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Old 04-03-2013, 06:14   #17038
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I don't know about the lager, but perhaps we could expand our drink menu with a line of frozen daquiris or a marguerita. I am bit lost on a name, but we might be able to work something into this with Susan's unused slushie molds too.
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Old 04-03-2013, 11:25   #17039
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I don't know about the lager, but perhaps we could expand our drink menu with a line of frozen daquiris or a marguerita. I am bit lost on a name, but we might be able to work something into this with Susan's unused slushie molds too.
If you will/can remember, months ago, I suggested instead of potatoes we come up with a vodka made from tomatoes to improve/simplify Bloody Mary construction.
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Old 04-03-2013, 13:36   #17040
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8:40 is still here!! Along with a lot of old names still posting Miss you guys!!
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Old 04-03-2013, 14:04   #17041
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8:40 is still here!! Along with a lot of old names still posting Miss you guys!!
You should have been here for the "Million Views" party.

I'm still trying to find my volleyball net and my golf cart.
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I don't know about the lager, but perhaps we could expand our drink menu with a line of frozen daquiris or a marguerita. I am bit lost on a name, but we might be able to work something into this with Susan's unused slushie molds too.
How about ... NO CONES!
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Old 04-03-2013, 22:22   #17043
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joey !!!!

Good to see you back friend, it's been a LONG time !

Welcome Home !

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Old 04-05-2013, 11:42   #17044
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Hey uncle, glad to see you're still around. It took me a few mintues to find the ring since the site has been redesigned, last time I was around it was the original brown one lol. But then I found it, saw 840 was still going strong and well I had to crawl back to the dungeon. So bummed I missed the million views party, that had to be a blast. Now I just have to try to stick around more
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Old 04-05-2013, 11:48   #17045
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so it looks like the US is moving their new missile defense system to intercept any attempt from N. Korea to launch nukes at us. Another idea might just be to put all 10mm owners on shifts to watch with some Underwood 220gr hardcast?
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But then I found it, saw 840 was still going strong and well I had to crawl back to the dungeon.
Next time, just call ahead; we'll send a limo!
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Next time, just call ahead; we'll send a limo!
Limo?? Are the transporters down?
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Limo?? Are the transporters down?
10-Ringers prefer to savor the gracious nuances of civilized living. Limos have bars, food layouts, and an opportunity to relax and enjoy life. Transporters are all frenzied rushing around.
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Old 04-05-2013, 16:54   #17049
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Joey, if we knew you were gonna show up, I could have fired up TARDIS to come & get you !
We haven't been using it much lately, Geesie got banned, susan28 is currently out of touch, long vac in CostaRica, and if no one else told you....

we lost dear Mongo, so I haven't had much inspiration to use TARDIS. Just not near as much fun anymore.

On a bright note, the "N"Sweat Lager is still cold & flowing & the Swedish Bikini Team is scheduled to be back soon.


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Old 04-05-2013, 20:51   #17050
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... Geesie got banned...
Why was she banned?

Was it those semi-nude pics she posted a few pages back?
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