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Old 03-10-2013, 22:03   #16951
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Old 03-10-2013, 22:04   #16952
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nuh-uh, they'z cheddercurdz !

and to them uncle is a F.I.B.
the polite version is "Flatlander Illinois Boy", but they never mean it "nice"

only word that's the same is Illinois !
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Old 03-17-2013, 16:40   #16953
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nuh-uh, they'z cheddercurdz !

and to them uncle is a F.I.B.
the polite version is "Flatlander Illinois Boy", but they never mean it "nice"

only word that's the same is Illinois !
I personally know how much it hurts to be denied membership to such an elite group.

Every time I view the people of Walmart web site, I realize that I will never be included there.



I keep smiling, but it hurts. It hurts.

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Old 03-17-2013, 21:57   #16954
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Damn.


Where is S28 when you need her!!!

Chillers just dropped temperature above freezing. (I know, that sounds weird, but think about it).


Her slushies are becoming . . . well . . . slushie.






Damn.




Some intern butt is going to get kicked down in the Dungeon if we don't get these temperatures down where they need to be before the High Condo notices.

Just saying....


I'll bet that green St. Patrick's dye had something to do with it.
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Old 03-17-2013, 22:30   #16955
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I'll bet that green St. Patrick's dye had something to do with it.
It is the root of all evil (and many an unnecessary hangover).
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Old 03-18-2013, 02:32   #16956
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Damn.

Where is S28 when you need her!!!

Chillers just dropped temperature above freezing. (I know, that sounds weird, but think about it).

Her slushies are becoming . . . well . . . slushie.

Damn.

Some intern butt is going to get kicked down in the Dungeon if we don't get these temperatures down where they need to be before the High Condo notices.

Just saying....

I'll bet that green St. Patrick's dye had something to do with it.
Eng, that intern error just might have created a marketing opportunity for the Dungeon operation. I suggest moderating the aforementioned intern butt-kicking until the situation is fully evaluated (unless, of course, you simply ENJOY administering the kicking!)

Letting the slushie temperature drop MARGINALLY above freezing (the admin types understand your terminology) can create ... a SLURPEE! This might provide a pleasurable change of pace from the standard-issue slushie.experience. The Dungeon Marketing Research Division is working out the details.

Keep up the creative work ... Even if it IS accidental! Hey, Alexander Fleming discovered penicillin because.some clown left a window open!
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Old 03-18-2013, 02:56   #16957
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I'll bet that green St. Patrick's dye had something to do with it.
The really great thing about guiness is that it helps you feel irish and you can't tell if there is green dye in it or not so there is no point in getting any
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Old 03-18-2013, 09:17   #16958
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I awoke seeing green, then it dawned on me someone put those Irish Clover Glasses on me.
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Old 03-18-2013, 19:44   #16959
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Note to Eng151515.....

S28 has been missing for a while. I've temporarily lost communications with her & have reason to believe that she's waiting out this winter in Costa Rica. Expect to hear from her about 2 weeks after the spring thaw.
We may actually need to activate TARDIS to check systems before much longer, losing dear Mongo has put a lot of the usual mundane tasks in arrears of being done on a regular basis.

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Old 03-18-2013, 20:03   #16960
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The situation is more dire that it appears. There is simply no fitting replacement for Mongo

We need to restructure the responsibilities of the job and perhaps divide them among several people because, IMO, it would be impossible to find a single individual who could provide the results that Mongo could.

We need the brawn of "Ahhhnold", the intellectual prowess of VP CrazyJoe, and the subtle nuanced application of both best displayed by Larry the Cable Guy. But we would still be missing the single minded determination.

I fear we may all be forced to.....uhm....do something distasteful and.......commit...acts of "labor" if we don't find some alternative.

If we could find suitable internet mall ninjas and convince them that the job was "tactical" in some way, we might find a large labor pool that could be exploited....errr...."utilized" as a stop-gap measure.
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Old 03-19-2013, 01:38   #16961
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To paraphrase Jefferson's quote when he became ambassador to France after Ben Franklin had the post:

Someone will succeed Mongo ... No one can replace him!
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Old 03-19-2013, 04:07   #16962
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Old 03-19-2013, 04:11   #16963
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100 Möngö equal 1 Mongolian tögrög





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Old 03-19-2013, 04:13   #16964
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Old 03-19-2013, 04:15   #16965
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I hear it's lovely in the spring.

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Old 03-19-2013, 04:23   #16966
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Old 03-19-2013, 15:13   #16967
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To paraphrase Jefferson's quote when he became ambassador to France after Ben Franklin had the post:

Someone will succeed Mongo ... No one can replace him!
Louise Jefferson: Lionel, you'd better go to your room. I don't want you to get hit by your father.
Lionel Jefferson: Why would Dad hit me?
Louise Jefferson: Because I'm not sure just where I'm going to throw him!
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Old 03-19-2013, 15:15   #16968
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Old 03-19-2013, 21:55   #16969
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Is that like "frog" for oui vey ?
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Old 03-20-2013, 02:44   #16970
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Is that like "frog" for oui vey ?
Fairly close. It could also be equivalent to the texting "WTF".
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Old 03-20-2013, 20:08   #16971
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alrighty then....
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Old 03-24-2013, 13:06   #16972
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Mon Dieu is French for, "My God."

Sent from my communicator.
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Old 03-24-2013, 14:36   #16973
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Mon Dieu is French for, "My God."

Sent from my communicator.
Mtn Dew is Appalachian for "Nector of the Gods."


Coincidence? Or Conspiracy?


Sent by hollerin' acrost the holler.

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Old 03-24-2013, 14:51   #16974
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Mtn Dew is Appalachian for "Nector of the Gods."

Coincidence? Or Conspiracy?

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Now you've done it: unleashed the conspiracy beast!

Twenty four hours in a day ... Twenty four beers in a case ... Coincidence?
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Mtn Dew is Appalachian for "Nector of the Gods."


Coincidence? Or Conspiracy?


Sent by hollerin' acrost the holler.

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Sitting here indulging in it's pure form "throwback" (A designation describing the contents, not the consumer)
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