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Old 09-17-2011, 00:04   #13501
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I think I limit my found of Tanqueray.


Do you think KFC is still open?
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Old 09-17-2011, 11:03   #13502
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I think I limit my found of Tanqueray.


Do you think KFC is still open?
Why did you want the Hillary Special?
2 Large Plump Thighs and 2 Small Breast
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Old 09-17-2011, 11:11   #13503
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Why did you want the Hillary Special?
2 Large Plump Thighs and 2 Small Breast
I don't think Rabbi would call that pork kosher...
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Old 09-17-2011, 11:11   #13504
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Why did you want the Hillary Special?
2 Large Plump Thighs and 2 Small Breast
And tough as an old rooster to boot.
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Old 09-17-2011, 11:57   #13505
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Somebody should wake up ChuteTheMall; he overran on nap time.
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Old 09-17-2011, 12:43   #13506
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Of course there is the "OBAMY BUCKET" which is full of Bull $h!!tt!
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Old 09-17-2011, 13:38   #13507
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Did I miss anything? I haven't been myself lately.

Sometimes instead of just reading, I feel like participating. Can anyone out there hear me?
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Old 09-17-2011, 14:02   #13508
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Did I miss anything? I haven't been myself lately.

Sometimes instead of just reading, I feel like participating. Can anyone out there hear me?
In the 10-Ring, nobody can hear you scream.

Even if we could, we would presume you had volunteered to a Chamber session.
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Old 09-17-2011, 15:24   #13509
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Did I miss anything? I haven't been myself lately.

Sometimes instead of just reading, I feel like participating. Can anyone out there hear me?
Can there be only one?
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Old 09-17-2011, 16:56   #13510
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You blew it, you 10-Ring klutzes! (Pardon my redundancy.) The Dungeon made a major administrative error, and you didn't catch it! Her Majesty Twee-Twee even made a gracious allusion to our error in several posts, and you STILL didn't catch it! She even gave you the post location specifying the error (that mysterious 13385 reference) which had me worried. We are grateful to Her Majesty for not calling us outright on our error. And now, since we have reached the 125-post statute of limitation specified in the Joint Penthouse/Dungeon Adminstrative Protocols Agreement, the Dungeon is now safe from any administrative penalty the 10-Ring may attempt to inflict.

Since the Dungeon is now safe from formal 10-Ring penalties, I shall now provide the explanation as prescribed by the Joint Penthouse/Dungeon Administrative Protocols. Upon reflection, though, I do wish to make one clarification: in order to avoid overwhelming linguistic discontinuity within this post, I now issue a blanket request for pardon for all further redundancies contained within this explanation. I hope this provision is acceptable to the marginally coherent 10-Ring mentality.

The Dungeon Nihilistic Insurrectionist Aggregation is the newest of the Dungeon auxiliary organizations that provide the dual function of 1) enhancing the prestige of the troglodyte 10-Ring presence in the outside world, and 2) providing a vehicle for laundering the take we embezzle from the financially primitive 10-Ring accounting operation. As the newest Dungeon outfit, the DNIA may still lack a full measure of the seasoned professionalism that has become the hallmark of the Dungeon administrative operation.

The DNIA was, of course, familiar with the stories of the past two Dungeon Insurrections against the myopic 10-Ringers which figure so prominently in BOTH Dungeon AND 10-Ring lore. The DNIA wanted to get on the scoreboard, and figured a quick action against the inebriated 10-Ringers during a weekend Lagoon Party Blowout would be a workable formula for an easy setup. The seasoned admin hands within the Dungeon organization cautioned them about possible complications, but the Dungeon newbies were too rambunctious to be restrained. So we let them try.

So, at a Saturday night Lagoon blowout, they threw their insurrection against the debauched 10-Ringers. An intriguing event followed. The party-OD'ed 10-Ringers on the premises did not even notice the insurrection directed against them! In fact, the gung-ho 10-Ringers proceeded to out-insurrect the insurrectionists! Subsequent investigation by seasoned Dungeon admin types revealed that the blitz-faced 10-Ringers thought the insurrection was part of the partying! One of the 10-Ring party animals was later heard to say that he thought he was caught up in a re-creation of the Animal House "Shout" scene, and simply joined in the action when he perceived what he thought was the "little bit louder now" build-up. As a final insult to the DNIA self-esteem, NONE of the minimally functional 10-Ringers even thought it just might be prudent to draw a 10mm sidearm; this surely is the ultimate insult a psychotic 10-Ringer can deliver!

The legitimately chastized DNIA crew retreated to the Dungeon facility to contemplate their setback; the befuddled 10-Ring mentality was indeed a tougher target than they had anticipated. This event may mark an important milestone in their path to self-realization: Nihilistic anarchy is easy, but PROFITABLE nihilistic anarchy requires fundamentally coherent discipline! We shall watch their developmental progress with interest.

So there it is. Even though you cannot take administrative action against the Dungeon, you are still allowed to flame away at us for our misconduct. However, if you choose to do so, remember this: Sticks and stones can break our bones, but truly classy insults will be savored by all involved in the exchange.
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Old 09-17-2011, 17:27   #13511
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Old 09-17-2011, 17:41   #13512
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Touche'!
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Old 09-17-2011, 18:32   #13513
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We are amused.
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Old 09-17-2011, 18:51   #13514
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Touche'!
Isn't that a ZZ Top song?
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Old 09-17-2011, 18:51   #13515
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We are amused.
Her Majesty is amused. This makes windbagitis a forgiveable syndrome. PARTY!!!!!!!!!
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Old 09-17-2011, 19:32   #13516
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Hey Bullman.....

What'd he say, anyhow ??
uncle has far too many hours on the clock already this week & it's not over yet.
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Old 09-17-2011, 19:47   #13517
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I can't know, it pains me to read that much, it looks twice as much due to the double vision. I gotta cut back on the brews
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Old 09-17-2011, 20:37   #13518
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I can't know, it pains me to read that much, it looks twice as much due to the double vision. I gotta cut back on the brews
A possible double vision solution that does not require cutting back on the brews: use an eyepatch.
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Old 09-17-2011, 20:38   #13519
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I got flummoxed by the fraudulent thread.
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Old 09-17-2011, 20:41   #13520
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I got flummoxed by the fraudulent thread.
You should work on your mental discipline. A fraudulent thread is the LEAST of what we can throw at you as a distraction.
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