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Old 08-29-2011, 16:54   #13241
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Stopped the action at the table did you? I'll bet the eye in the sky counted the hairs on your head and the freckles on your ears for that one. Who says you don't live dangerously. When they have their professional muscle 'discreetly' follow me, I like to get right next to them so I look like I have bodyguards. But, that's just me.
Permit me to tell the full story.

The dealier was shuffling up the 6-deck shoe when I dropped that line. She started laughing so hard, she could not continue the shuffle. Over comes the large grim-faced pit boss asking "What's going on here!" The dealier tried to tell him what I said, could not stop laughing long enough to do so, and finally motioned to me to say it to the pit boss. So I delivered the "The less you bet, the more you lose when you win." The pit boss paused a moment, actually SMILED, and walked away. The goons were never called in.
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Old 08-29-2011, 17:40   #13242
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No goons? That's always a good thing.
The pit boss sounds scarey enough.
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Old 08-29-2011, 18:08   #13243
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No goons? That's always a good thing.
The pit boss sounds scarey enough.
He was burly and authoritative ... but then, by time-honored casino tradition, if you can make a pit boss smile, he forfeits any claim to being able to intimidate you! Even if he calls in the goons, he will know those goons are deep down smiling at his discomforture.
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Old 08-29-2011, 21:59   #13244
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What no goons? What about seahags were they notified?
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Old 08-29-2011, 22:07   #13245
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What about seahags were they notified?
They were playing the nickle slots.
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Old 08-29-2011, 22:35   #13246
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Old 08-30-2011, 10:28   #13247
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Old 08-30-2011, 10:56   #13248
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Old 08-30-2011, 15:15   #13249
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Old 08-30-2011, 20:26   #13250
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Poor dear looks to be injured.....

I'll show my human side & tend to her wounds
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Old 08-30-2011, 20:34   #13251
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This one looks messed up...maybe packin'
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Old 08-30-2011, 20:53   #13253
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Poor dear looks to be injured.....

I'll show my human side & tend to her wounds
Important 10-Ring protocol consideration: Tazz, in his capacity as 10-Ring Serior Salacious Sleazeball Commanding, has first call on tending to the wounds of the female 10-Ring contingent. To implement a waiver of this doctrine, it is necessary to obtain his formally registered approval; this is tough to do, as he must be sober enough to write a recognizeable signature on the implementation paperwork.
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Old 08-30-2011, 20:57   #13254
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I'll hand him my personal crayon & another drink.
He'll sign anything !
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Old 08-30-2011, 21:04   #13255
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I'll hand him my personal crayon & another drink.
He'll sign anything !
Remember: Use quality ingredients in the drink! Nothing gets Tazz angrier than using inferior components when attempting to bribe him.
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Old 08-30-2011, 21:11   #13256
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Rabbi, for this task, Crown Royal is perfect.
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Old 08-30-2011, 21:11   #13257
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Old 08-30-2011, 21:35   #13258
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Rabbi, for this task, Crown Royal is perfect.
I shall defer to your judgement on this particular bribery choice. After all, the Dungeon people have long been puzzled by Tazz's wine preferences. In a world where '59 and '61 Lafitte Rothschild are the top of the heap, Tazz always goes for that '62 swill. No accounting for preferences, I guess.
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Old 08-30-2011, 21:38   #13259
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Rabbi, save the La Feet for the pretty girls that appreciate it.

In his current state, we could giv Tazz a bottle of "Sweet Lucy" & he'd be happy !


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Old 08-30-2011, 22:34   #13260
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Rabbi, save the La Feet for the pretty girls that appreciate it.

In his current state, we could giv Tazz a bottle of "Sweet Lucy" & he'd be happy !

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Excellent counsel, Unkle. I can remember one "incident" where Tazz was snarfing down MadDog with an ecstatic smile on his face! Still trying to comprehend that one.
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