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Old 10-18-2012, 11:27   #16176
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Permit me the temerity to offer a paraphrase of a standard-issue urban saying:

Ho's before Mo's.
In my earlier post I metioned about getting a third...
Ho! Ho! Ho!...........It must be Christmas!
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Old 10-18-2012, 16:40   #16177
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This one was going around at the height of Tiger Woods "troubles:

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?
Santa uses only three ho's.
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Old 10-18-2012, 19:24   #16178
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New Math:

Kat + Clay-Bird Launcher +12Ga. = KITTY LITTER
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Old 10-19-2012, 10:10   #16179
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New Math:

Kat + Clay-Bird Launcher +12Ga. = KITTY LITTER
I can see where that does add up!

Here is a little simple math for you to ponder...

2+2 = FISH
3+3 = 8
7+7 = Triangle

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Old 10-20-2012, 21:21   #16180
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Might work.........

But not many fish in the Lagoon.......damn little water for that matter.

Sort of just a big wet spot right now !
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Old 10-20-2012, 21:42   #16181
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Might work.........

But not many fish in the Lagoon.......damn little water for that matter.

Sort of just a big wet spot right now !
It's not how deep you fish;
it's how you wiggle your worm!
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Old 10-20-2012, 22:26   #16182
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If there ain't enough "wet" to drown the worm, it's not worth the effort !



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Old 10-20-2012, 22:38   #16183
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Better living through chemistry.

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Old 10-21-2012, 19:21   #16184
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I'm familiar with Haz-Mat chemistry, and love the smell of...
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Old 10-21-2012, 19:33   #16185
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Old 10-21-2012, 20:26   #16186
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Youse guys... such kidders.
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Old 10-21-2012, 22:39   #16187
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Dey talkin' Greek again !
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Old 10-22-2012, 13:10   #16188
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Saturated hydro carbon of Methane...fundamental building block for hydrocarbon chains and many chemicals as a methane radical CH3 as a compound bond to a missing hydrogen bonding site.

However mine was trinitrotoulene and nitrocellulose, both compounds for the single and double base smokless powders...smells like success!
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Old 10-22-2012, 14:54   #16189
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The formula for methane is easy......


uncle albert + Green peppers = Methane !
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Old 10-22-2012, 20:49   #16190
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I thought methane commith from pig ****.

At least, I heard that in a movie once.

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Old 10-22-2012, 20:58   #16191
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It does, but uncle is also a contribuitor !

put the green peppers on pizza, add onions & the effect is multiplied...

"N"Sweat Lager will increase output by a factor of at least 5.
Some combinations are more potent than others, but all require the green peppers as a primary catalyst.
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Old 10-23-2012, 02:27   #16192
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I thought methane commith from pig ****.

At least, I heard that in a movie once.

Permit this LSMPS(bbb)DP to make an administrative distinction.

KOSHER methane comes from cows. NON-kosher methane comes from pigs.

Thank you for your consideration.
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Old 10-23-2012, 08:20   #16193
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I thought you only worried about Kosher if you were going to eat it.
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Old 10-23-2012, 09:47   #16194
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Yea that maybe Kosher, However the intense methane output from a good old heapin' plate of south Louisiana Red Beans with smoked pork hocks served with a side of fried onion rings can create some nice smoke rings.....o.o.o O O O

Please extinguish all open flames and don't aim yourself at anyone you care for...
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Old 10-23-2012, 17:05   #16195
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That I can relate to !!
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Old 10-24-2012, 13:14   #16196
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I thought you only worried about Kosher if you were going to eat it.
Don't forget that the senses of smell and taste are closely related.
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Old 10-24-2012, 15:55   #16197
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Now that you mention it......
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Old 10-24-2012, 19:50   #16198
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On a per pound basis, I believe that chickens produce more methane than any other critter.
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Old 10-24-2012, 19:54   #16199
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On a per pound basis, I believe that chickens produce more methane than any other critter.

Tell that to my pet pig....





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Old 10-24-2012, 19:59   #16200
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does the PIG know about this ??


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