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Old 07-15-2011, 21:34   #12821
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Hey Rabbity,

What up with the gravy sucking pig money sucking finger suction cups?
And I put a contract hit out on chute's fingers.
Twee-Twee, I humbly and most abjectly grovel, plead, beg, and implore your forgiveness for the seemingly greedy appropriation I had the presumptuous temerity to believe I was entitled to authorize ... (Rabbi, enough with the contrition shtick already! You've made your point, and even if the incoherent 10-Ringers - pardon our redundancy - actually buy in to your line of bull, well, who really gives a damn anyway! Get on with it!) ... Hmmm. You may be right. Okay, I'll lay it out.

The possibility of the government default on August 2nd, even if it in the end is averted, is producing volatility on the financial and commodities markets. The 10-Ring position on our investments is safe; we have our hedges in place and fully funded. However, some of our commodities suppliers are not so fortunately placed. To deflect THEIR exposure to the jittery market gyrations, we have, in exchange for some generous (to us) future logistic commitments, hedged THEIR positions sufficiently to remove concern on THEIR part about the financial volatility in the coming month. All this is, of course, most beneficial to the 10-Ring partying outlook.

The extra embezzlement mentioned in my earlier post is not Dungeon greed for OUR OWN benefit. Rather, we were acting to generate some upfront capital to support our financial hedge operations. We hope the marginally coherent 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy) can at least forgive us SOMEWHAT for our administrative chutzpah.

Thank you for your consideration of this alibi ... whoops! ... of this explanation.
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Old 07-15-2011, 21:41   #12822
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...10-Ring partiers that just might be coherent enough to notice our dipping harder into the take.
I don't think you have anything to worry about there. Everyone is distactef wathing Mongo is break dancing to "Boot Scoot Boogy" and somehow making it work. Video is probably going viral tomorrow.
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Old 07-16-2011, 02:54   #12823
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Well...
OK then.
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Old 07-16-2011, 02:55   #12824
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Who will take us to the next page? Hell, we used to fight over who was going to get to turn the page and get a DNA removal session
I sort of miss handing out the punishment.
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Old 07-16-2011, 06:26   #12825
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I sort of miss handing out the punishment.
If you punished Chute correctly he wouldn't be so quick to turn a page
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Old 07-16-2011, 07:27   #12826
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Old 07-16-2011, 10:42   #12827
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need fingers back
Fat chance!
And NO DNA removal for you.
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Old 07-16-2011, 12:18   #12828
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Heck! I'd just settle for a DNA workup!


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Old 07-16-2011, 22:33   #12829
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cAN'T REmove MY OWn dnA or type wiTHOUt fiNgeRS
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Old 07-17-2011, 01:31   #12830
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I sort of miss handing out the punishment.
Uh Oh! Twee-Twee is discontent. EMERGENCY ALERT! EMERGENCY ALERT!

10-Ringers! To your action stations!

In order to resolve this situation, I am willing to take one for the team. I anticipate that this month I will fail to expend the proper quota of my .45 ammo stash, as required by my conditions of my transition to full 10-Ring membership status. I will therefore sacrifice myself to "anticipatory" chamber punishment session at Twee-Twee's hands, even though the month has not yet been completed. Perhaps this arrangement will be sufficient to remedy her discontent.

10-Ringers, raise a toast to me as I endure this for the general good of the 10-Ring.
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Old 07-17-2011, 07:48   #12831
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Old 07-17-2011, 08:53   #12832
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Oh man, where is my action station......
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Old 07-17-2011, 11:30   #12833
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Twee Twee, That's a nice Hallmark...I didn't know you cared so much!
When you care enough to send the very best...
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Old 07-18-2011, 14:38   #12834
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Hmmmmm ... I think I'll miss my .45 ammo expenditure quota NEXT month, too!
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Old 07-18-2011, 20:55   #12835
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SR, Wha are we to think! Last month & NEXT month! OK

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Old 07-18-2011, 21:57   #12836
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SR, Wha are we to think! Last month & NEXT month! OK

... And maybe even some months after THAT! Hey, submitting to degradation at Twee-Twee's hands to sooth the savage beast that lurks within her soul can be a passable way to pass the time!
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Old 07-19-2011, 03:50   #12837
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Old 07-19-2011, 08:42   #12838
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I am now paying attention!
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Old 07-19-2011, 10:54   #12839
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I am now paying attention!
I've been paying attention since Summer Glau started dual wielding.
Why not dual G18s?
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Old 07-19-2011, 17:20   #12840
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I've been paying attention since Summer Glau started dual wielding.
Why not dual G18s?
Nice idea in theory. However, the 18 shoots such little bitty bullets. Is the 9mm projectile permissible here in the 10 Ring if not driven by a 9mm Super Mag, errr, 9x25 Dillon?

Judges? Can we get a ruling on that?
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