08:40 PM - Page 64

samurairabbi · 10-14-2003, 23:09

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Originally posted by VN350X10
... I will take out my grief & sorrow in the only appropriate way I know.

;f ;f ;f PARTY !;f ;f ;f

The Dungeon Crew Sociology Team is noticing an intriguing pattern here:

When a 10-Ringer is happy, he parties!

When a 10-Ringer is sad, he parties!

When a 10-Ringer is grieving, he parties!

When a 10-Ringer is unsure of what to do, he parties!

When a 10-Ringer is ... well, I think you can see tha pattern here!

Comments, anyone?

***G33*** · 10-14-2003, 23:14

;n For Sir Rabbi.

^1 Party

samurairabbi · 10-15-2003, 09:11

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Originally posted by G33
;n For Sir Rabbi.

IMPORTANT 10-RING ADMINISTRATIVE ANNOUNCEMENT:

Uncle Albert and Samurai Rabbi will meet Thursday evening at 8:40 PM (when else?!) for the Ceremonial Transfer Of Monkey Control. We anticipate the transfer / leaseback / tax writeoff finalization will take only 2-3 minutes. Following the transfer, all observers will be welcome to attend the post-transfer party. This would provide a most welcome lead-in to the usual weekend blowout.

VN350X10 · 10-15-2003, 18:12

Remember, this must be at 8:40 PM, GMT, so as not to waste any valuable "socializing" time.
Now if we could get kegs in a 6-pac, twist off format !
;c ;c ;c ;g ;c ;c ;c ;g ;c ;c ;c

samurairabbi · 10-16-2003, 08:18

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Originally posted by VN350X10
Now if we could get kegs in a 6-pac, twist off format !

This is CLEARLY worth investigating, Uncle A, but any issue relating to beer selection is, as you are aware, considered a closely guarded and highly cherished prerogative of the Penthouse crowd. The Dungeon Crew would NEVER consider usurping this 10-Ring Facility function without the express written consent of whichever Penthouse poobah happens to be sober long enough to legibly sign the authorization.

VN350X10 · 10-16-2003, 09:20

Rabbi,
I must point out a grammatical slipup on your part here...You used "sober" & "legibly" in the same sentence, while refering to a 10-Ring senior member...ain't gonna happen !!!
Seriously, the concept of a 6 pack of kegs w/twistoff was a large part of my engineering research project while I was in college. Getting this to fruitation has been a long, hard struggle on my part, as most of my research associates either ended up in a stupor, pregnant,(it WAS co-ed) or with serious medical problems relating to the liver, or a combination of all of the afforementioned.
It's a pity that I didn't know the 10-Ring staff back in college......;c

samurairabbi · 10-16-2003, 09:29

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Originally posted by VN350X10
Rabbi,
I must point out a grammatical slipup on your part here...You used "sober" & "legibly" in the same sentence, while refering to a 10-Ring senior member...ain't gonna happen !!!

That was NOT a grammatical slipup; that usage was INTENTIONAL!

The Dungeon Crew has surveyed the idea of taking over the Beer Choice/Acquisition operation at the 10-Ring facility. Our conclusion: We don't want the hassle! Too much heavy logistical effort matching supply to consumption! We are content to keep the pipeline system running smoothly.

***G33*** · 10-18-2003, 18:30

Insert clever, witty and pithy comment here:

G33^dG29

samurairabbi · 10-18-2003, 18:45

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Originally posted by G33
Insert clever, witty and pithy comment here:

Twenty four hours in a day.

Twenty four beers in a case.

Coincidence?

VN350X10 · 10-18-2003, 21:57

Somehow, the rate of 1 beer per hour seems quite wasteful of time. 1 Beer per minute seems more in keeping with the 10-ring penthouse & dungeon habit/standardized rate for sucessful partying.....

**Tazz10m** · 10-19-2003, 10:07

The SNOW CAP has arrived!!!

;Y ;V ^1 ;Y ^1 ;Y ^1

samurairabbi · 10-19-2003, 15:49

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Originally posted by T***10m
The SNOW CAP has arrived!!!

T***, that post is incomprehensible, even by demented 10-Ring criteria (pardon my redundancy); please clarify.

**Tazz10m** · 10-19-2003, 20:38

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Originally posted by samurairabbi
T***, that post is incomprehensible, even by demented 10-Ring criteria (pardon my redundancy); please clarify.

The SNOW CAP is in the house!!!

;Y ;V ^1 ;Y ^1 ;Y ^1 ;Y ^1 ;Y ^1

VN350X10 · 10-19-2003, 21:57

T***, oh grand poo-bah,
Is the term "sno cap" a reference to Mom Nature's own beer cooler ?

If so, I hereby make a motion that we re-locate the 10 Ring festivities to T***'s place, saving the expense of refrigerating the malted cereal beverages & therby increasing the possible ammo expense allotment, without the need to disrupt the current embezzelment rate. This in turn will free up some of the accounting staff & permit usage of this personel in the malt beverage procurement section.

u.a.

samurairabbi · 10-20-2003, 09:37

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Originally posted by VN350X10
Somehow, the rate of 1 beer per hour seems quite wasteful of time. 1 Beer per minute seems more in keeping with the 10-ring penthouse & dungeon habit/standardized rate for sucessful partying.....

Permit this lowly unworthy pond-scum Dungeon denizen the temerity to contend that there MAY be times when a lower beer consumption rate may be in order.

Sometimes one is running a MARATHON, not a SPRINT!

Brainglock · 10-20-2003, 21:06

to know is to know but who really knows?

VN350X10 · 10-20-2003, 21:23

Lower consumption rate desirable indeed....NOT !!!!!!!!!!!

To borrow a phrase from our class 3 owning brethern...

"Why Waltz When You can ROCK & ROLL" ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c

u.a.

samurairabbi · 10-21-2003, 15:20

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Originally posted by Brainglock
to know is to know but who really knows?

But then, if we really know that we know, would anyone care?

JPhule · 10-21-2003, 17:34

What is going on in here!?

ghostwn · 10-21-2003, 19:21

^c ;m

samurairabbi · 10-22-2003, 13:56

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Originally posted by JPhule
What is going on in here!?

Direct questions are SO passe'! Hang out a while; I think you'll like it here. If the location on your profile means what I believe, then be advised that we have installed a nitrogen-injection preservation system in our wine distribution setup. We can provide '61 Lafitte Rothschild BY THE GLASS! The installation of the distribution for the '59 using this system has been delayed; the Penthouse types keep passing out on top of the very ground we must excavate to expand the system.

JPhule · 10-25-2003, 16:04

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Originally posted by samurairabbi
If the location on your profile means what I believe...

No, it just means I'm from up Nort'.

***G33*** · 10-26-2003, 11:02

;d
I see the Agent.
"Nort'" = Tron.
Avatar = Matrix.

Films.
A motif forms.
The Borg are passe.
Long live the machine!

JPhule · 10-26-2003, 14:29

Up Nort' as in "North" but with that good scandanavian accent.

L'Etoile Du Nord is the motto of my home state.

***G33*** · 10-26-2003, 14:45

"Star of the North"

G29^aG33