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06-12-2012, 22:52
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#15526
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Originally Posted by ChuteTheMall
MOVED to Page 622
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In a land of freedom we are held hostage by the tyranny of political correctness
--Redskins QB Robert Griffin III @RGIII
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06-12-2012, 23:09
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#15527
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Anti-Obama
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Originally Posted by ChuteTheMall
Matty told Hattie about a thing she saw
Had two big horns and a wooly jaw
Wooly bully.....
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06-12-2012, 23:14
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Dungeon Schmuck
Join Date: Dec 1998
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When the Rams were still in LA, one year the team decided to call its cheerleaders the "embraceable ewes". The whirring sound everyone heard that year was the Gershwin brothers spinning in their graves!
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06-14-2012, 20:31
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somebody mentioned clones.......
is the circus in town ? They make such funny looking baloon animals....
can we send somebody to clone college ?
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06-14-2012, 20:43
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Dungeon Schmuck
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... and Judy Collins sang "Send in the Clones."
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06-14-2012, 21:00
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Anti-Obama
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Sorry, I fell asheep at the wheel.
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06-14-2012, 21:03
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#15532
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Anti-Obama
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Quote:
Originally Posted by VN350X10
is the circus in town ? They make such funny looking baloon animals....
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They’re selling postcards of the hanging
They’re painting the passports brown
The beauty parlor is filled with sailors
The circus is in town - Hermann Hesse
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06-14-2012, 22:00
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Dungeon Schmuck
Join Date: Dec 1998
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ChuteTheMall
Sorry, I fell asheep at the wheel.
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... then you should go flock yourself.
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06-15-2012, 20:08
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Ah yes, Judy Collins.......
subject of the C.S.N.&Y. "Suite:Judy Blue Eyes"
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06-16-2012, 10:22
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Ret. Fireman
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Happy Farther's day to all you Mutha's... 
Fire up the Grill, pop the top, and enjoy yourselves! 
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06-16-2012, 10:33
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Join Date: Mar 2012
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Quote:
Originally Posted by _The_Shadow
Happy Farther's day to all you Mutha's...
Fire up the Grill, pop the top, and enjoy yourselves! |
I wish I could, but it's work, work, work all the time. I am in the final stages of developing my new invention for backpackers and survivalists--dehydrated water.
If it works, I'll make a fortune.
(he says with a sheepish grin)
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"Oh bother" said Pooh, as he punched the magazine release...
In some peoples minds "What if?" is just as real as What Is.
Think good thoughts about Ronny moving to the Netherlands ASAP
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06-16-2012, 11:06
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Ret. Fireman
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Quote:
Originally Posted by countrygun
I wish I could, but it's work, work, work all the time. I am in the final stages of developing my new invention for backpackers and survivalists--dehydrated water.
If it works, I'll make a fortune.
(he says with a sheepish grin)
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You see it not that it can't be done, it is the fact that th Guberment will tax it till it dries up! 
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06-16-2012, 11:15
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Quote:
Originally Posted by _The_Shadow
You see it not that it can't be done, it is the fact that th Guberment will tax it till it dries up! |
SHHH. I am looking at being able to write of the loss of materials during the dehydrating process.
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"Oh bother" said Pooh, as he punched the magazine release...
In some peoples minds "What if?" is just as real as What Is.
Think good thoughts about Ronny moving to the Netherlands ASAP
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06-16-2012, 22:12
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Anti-Obama
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06-16-2012, 22:21
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The Korean is the most perfect creature to sanctify the earth wih the imprint of his foot.
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"Oh bother" said Pooh, as he punched the magazine release...
In some peoples minds "What if?" is just as real as What Is.
Think good thoughts about Ronny moving to the Netherlands ASAP
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06-16-2012, 22:30
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Anti-Obama
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06-16-2012, 22:32
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Anti-Obama
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06-16-2012, 22:52
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Dungeon Schmuck
Join Date: Dec 1998
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Quote:
Originally Posted by countrygun
SHHH. I am looking at being able to write of the loss of materials during the dehydrating process.
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The Dungeon Con Men ... Whoops! ... I mean, the Dungeon Financial Analysts! ... can be useful to you on this project. All we ask in payment is our standard cut of the take on the water you use to rehydrate your de-hydrated water.
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06-17-2012, 07:13
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disturbd deputy
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ChuteTheMall
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Ahhh, my theme music. alas, I am not as wooly as I once was. except on my back.
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06-17-2012, 08:14
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Ret. Fireman
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ChuteTheMall
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They all look alike...
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06-17-2012, 08:30
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Ret. Fireman
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How would you know? Can't see it, and if you spray some you could try to smell it?
Could be what's left after countrygun has de-hydrated the water.
 The rehydration process was fun...but could leave a customer with a bad taste in their mouth!
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06-17-2012, 09:36
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Anti-Obama
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Quote:
Originally Posted by _The_Shadow
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We used to sell that as Radar Repellent.
Spray a bit on headlights, taillights, and license plates, and give the driver much confidence and happiness.
I love making people happy. 
Last edited by ChuteTheMall; 06-17-2012 at 09:36..
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06-17-2012, 10:17
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#15548
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ChuteTheMall
We used to sell that as Radar Repellent.
Spray a bit on headlights, taillights, and license plates, and give the driver much confidence and happiness.
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Much like we did with the 3M weatherizing, storm window in a box shrink wrap. "over the license plate-a little hair dryer action, presto"
But we had a "fall back" we warned the customer that it only worked if they were going an "even numbered speed" 60, 62,64, etc
that is why the Feds insisted on an odd numbered 55, as the Federal speed limit, it was the "baseline" the radar guns. The radar guns aren't well calibrated for even numbers and with our radar sheild they are invisible.
I love being able to use science to benefit mankind
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"Oh bother" said Pooh, as he punched the magazine release...
In some peoples minds "What if?" is just as real as What Is.
Think good thoughts about Ronny moving to the Netherlands ASAP
Last edited by countrygun; 06-17-2012 at 10:17..
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06-18-2012, 20:33
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#15549
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Dungeon Schmuck
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Interesting. I also remember the "resonator" that mounted behind the grill that would somehow transmit some kind of electro-magnetic sideband/harmonic/whatever that would confuse a radar gun.
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06-19-2012, 01:29
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Anti-Obama
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Speaking of science...............
these magic deer whistles use wind to generate an ultrasonic signal which causes deer to step off the pavement to allow a speeding car to pass.
Those same deer would just stand there and get splattered if they were listening to the roar of the engines of oncoming traffic, even trucks and motorcycles, but the ultrasonic whistle reminds them to step away from the road, whether or not they are at the official deer crossing.
Shoulda got a Nobel Prize for business or something. 
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