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Old 06-09-2012, 22:46   #15501
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Old 06-10-2012, 12:10   #15502
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coould give new meaning to the term "speed stick".....
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Old 06-10-2012, 15:57   #15503
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coould give new meaning to the term "speed stick".....
... and, of course, there is the classic: Torque-flite!
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Old 06-10-2012, 21:21   #15504
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gotta use a cooler with one of those......

but, is it ever really WRONG to use a cooler anyhow ?

(we don't serve Hot Toddys at Lagoon parties!)
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Old 06-10-2012, 21:45   #15505
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(we don't serve Hot Toddys at Lagoon parties!)
Even a coolie would serve Geesie in her hot teddy.
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Old 06-10-2012, 22:17   #15506
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So I have been trying to seperate my own family into individual Non-profit entities (since I have a step-son who shows no potetial for ever making a profit in his life) and I hope to be able to offer a variety of of options for things like the acquisition of "classic Furniture" refinished by midget, albino,political refugees, from Guam who are in a twelve-step psychological recovery program to overcome delusions of altitude.



If anyone is interested in opening a branch facility contact my lawyers at the firm of "Trikum, Dikem & Fleesum".

Or you may contact my secretary. who is in a jobs relocation program since the massage facility closed, her name is Sheila Bendova.
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Old 06-10-2012, 22:23   #15507
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If anyone is interested in opening a branch facility contact my lawyers at the firm of "Trikum, Dikem & Fleesum".
I know the firm. Their offices are down the road from Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe.
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Old 06-10-2012, 22:47   #15508
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Right across the street from Ben Dover & C. Howitt Fiels.

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Old 06-10-2012, 22:51   #15509
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didn't Bens wife run off with some gigilo? was it Rodwell Hurtgoode or Hardley Gosin?

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Old 06-11-2012, 07:06   #15510
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Ouch.

Just to let you all know at 8:40 p.m. local time last night my little girly turned 7, doesn't hardly seem possible (she was born 7:40 p.m. central time, we had to move to the east coast to make it work right )

We partied a little harder than usual.
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Old 06-11-2012, 16:19   #15511
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Just to let you all know at 8:40 p.m. local time last night my little girly turned 7, doesn't hardly seem possible (she was born 7:40 p.m. central time, we had to move to the east coast to make it work right )

We partied a little harder than usual.
A worthy reason for accentuated partying!
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Old 06-11-2012, 18:35   #15512
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NO BULLMAN, SHE CANNOT BE SEVEN !

I remember when she was born.......uncle is not that old !

(but seriously, tell her that uncle albert says "HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
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Old 06-11-2012, 20:39   #15513
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NO BULLMAN, SHE CANNOT BE SEVEN !

I remember when she was born.......uncle is not that old !

(but seriously, tell her that uncle albert says "HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
Nobody is more surprised than I, doesn't seem like it has been that long to me either.
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Old 06-11-2012, 20:41   #15514
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Yup ... ... ... That's a lot of embezzlement over the books!
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Old 06-11-2012, 21:33   #15518
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I think it's really cool that you named her 08:40 PM.

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NOBODY gives a sheep !
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Old 06-12-2012, 22:02   #15521
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They just CLONE them!
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Is he on the "lamb" from the law?
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Is he on the "lamb" from the law?
Ewe don't know mutton about mutton, got it?
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Old 06-12-2012, 22:47   #15524
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Ewe don't know mutton about mutton, got it?
Sam Cooke said it "Ewe send me...."
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Old 06-12-2012, 22:52   #15525
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Matty told Hattie about a thing she saw
Had two big horns and a wooly jaw
Wooly bully.....
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