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Old 05-21-2012, 17:00   #15426
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Old 05-21-2012, 17:18   #15427
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Old 05-21-2012, 17:40   #15428
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looks like that group is having a "ball".......
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Old 05-22-2012, 22:43   #15429
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My mourning period has concluded. Back to scholarly research, embezzlement, and illicit Lagoon partying. If there was any accumulation of ideas for good tax scams during my incapacitation, leave the writeups on my desk.
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Old 05-22-2012, 22:52   #15430
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My mourning period has concluded. Back to scholarly research, embezzlement, and illicit Lagoon partying. If there was any accumulation of ideas for good tax scams during my incapacitation, leave the writeups on my desk.
Sorry, we sold your desk on Craigslist.
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Old 05-23-2012, 06:31   #15431
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Sorry, we sold your desk on Craigslist.
Who do you think bought it?

Restarting exhausted depreciation on an asset is one of the quiet pleasures we savor down here in the Dungeon.
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Old 05-23-2012, 10:55   #15432
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One of the advantages to having multiple , accounting, sub divisions. a $200 desk, bought and re-sold can save many times over it's initial purchase price.


Especially if it is a Classic antique that appreciates in collectors value.

One desk can offset the initial purchase of the 2 seat ragtop delivery vehicle, before it starts it's trip therough the system

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Old 05-23-2012, 16:58   #15433
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One of the advantages to having multiple , accounting, sub divisions. a $200 desk, bought and re-sold can save many times over it's initial purchase price.
CG, the Dungeon Admin Types are mildly miffed at your comment. Certainly the Senior 10-Ring Dungeon Resident rates something hotter than a $200 desk! Profit from creative depreciation schemes certainly deserves a better head start than a lousy two hundred bucks!
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Old 05-23-2012, 17:08   #15434
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CG, the Dungeon Admin Types are mildly miffed at your comment. Certainly the Senior 10-Ring Dungeon Resident rates something hotter than a $200 desk! Profit from creative depreciation schemes certainly deserves a better head start than a lousy two hundred bucks!

Forgive me I was thinking about a start-up company with a minimum profit/maximun return format. Of course I would be glad to sell the desk to the Senior for $2,000 to make sure that proper respect is kept.
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Old 05-23-2012, 17:16   #15435
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Forgive me I was thinking about a start-up company with a minimum profit/maximun return format. Of course I would be glad to sell the desk to the Senior for $2,000 to make sure that proper respect is kept.
Thank you; the ruffled Dungeon Admin feathers are smoothed out.

Selling us the $200 desk for $2000 is actually not your best move as a small start-up. Instead, lease it to us along with an option to buy; the tax considerations make it a much better move that a common-rabble-inspired outright sale.
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Old 05-23-2012, 17:27   #15436
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Thank you; the ruffled Dungeon Admin feathers are smoothed out.

Selling us the $200 desk for $2000 is actually not your best move as a small start-up. Instead, lease it to us along with an option to buy; the tax considerations make it a much better move that a common-rabble-inspired outright sale.

Indeed, but I would rather get it out of, what some might call my "possession", before another party comes along and makes some silly claim that they actually had temporary possession of it before they left their office unlocked. Drawing up all that paperwork might cause certain "entanglements" to hinder the transfer
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Old 05-23-2012, 17:47   #15437
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Indeed, but I would rather get it out of, what some might call my "possession", before another party comes along and makes some silly claim that they actually had temporary possession of it before they left their office unlocked. Drawing up all that paperwork might cause certain "entanglements" to hinder the transfer
In this case, your thesis requires significant conceptual revision. Think of the hassle YOU can cause THEM!
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Old 05-23-2012, 20:14   #15438
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We could just consider you a religious organization, DONATE the desk, and then take our usual incredibly inflated deduction for it's value.


I'm sure that the desk is worth, oh, say, $12,874.67, plus our deductible for delivering it, tack on another $200.00 ?

Sound fair ?


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Old 05-23-2012, 20:25   #15439
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We could just consider you a religious organization, DONATE the desk, and then take our usual incredibly inflated deduction for it's value.


I'm sure that the desk is worth, oh, say, $12,874.67, plus our deductible for delivering it, tack on another $200.00 ?

Sound fair ?


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No, i sort of have the desk and need a place to fence,,,er a good home for it.

On the other hand I have considered opening the "First Frisbetarian Church"
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Old 05-24-2012, 20:12   #15440
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Well, we COULD do baptisms in the Lagoon, but it might not be wise to ordain Mongo, at least not just yet.
The last creature that he held underwater drowned......not unexpected, except that the creature was a shark !
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Old 05-26-2012, 07:53   #15441
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The last creature that he held underwater drowned......not unexpected, except that the creature was a shark !
A little-known piece of historical trivia:

When Chief Brody took out Jaws with his M1/airtank jury-rig, the shark was actually fleeing from Mongo's pursuit! Better to face a battle rifle with a scuba tank stuck in your mouth than go up against Mongo.
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Old 05-27-2012, 18:26   #15442
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On the other hand I have considered opening the "First Frisbetarian Church"
I went to one of their funerals.

They ended it with "He ain't dead; he's just stuck on the roof."
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Old 05-27-2012, 18:54   #15443
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I went to one of their funerals.

They ended it with "He ain't dead; he's just stuck on the roof."

Yup

"When you die, your soul goes up on the garage roof and you can't get it down"

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Old 05-27-2012, 19:58   #15444
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That's real bad if you're dangling from a parachute.....
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Old 05-28-2012, 20:05   #15445
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That's real bad if you're dangling from a parachute.....
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Old 05-28-2012, 20:40   #15446
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Old 05-29-2012, 06:07   #15447
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Now we are moving into my sort of talk.. Shotguns.


PULL.






But we shouldn't let the clays land on the garage roof, that means I would be shooting towards the garage and I don't want to pepper the Packard.
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Don't packer the Peppard.












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I love it whan a plan comes together.
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This Rooger never killed anyone, but it blew up a bunch of cars.
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