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Old 05-17-2012, 21:54   #15401
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Does this mean we are respecting the dead whenever we fire our 10mm Glocks?
Sometimes 10mm Glocks frighten the dead back to life.

Hence the sudden increase in zombie sightings beginning circa 1991.

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Old 05-17-2012, 22:34   #15402
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Ve can vake dem up.......



und ve can put dem back down !
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Old 05-17-2012, 22:58   #15403
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Actually, the cunning Dungeon types (pardon my redundancy) were able to instantly devise a course of action that averted so horrible an eventuality as raiding personal survival kits.

When the FBI bailed out of the 10mm, the Dungeon Logistics crew glommed onto a chunk of their remaining stock of NORMA 10mm ammo. We have kept it stashed in a hiding place in the Dungeon as a reserve for a truly important emergency. That six-minute beer stoppage constituted such an emergency. We pulled out part of our stash, priced it to make it generously attractive to the 10mm faithful, and announced it when the beer stoppage was first noticed. The 10-Ringers went berserk, bought us out, and by the time they got their ammo stashed in THEIR hiding places and got back to their raucous inebriated debauched revelry, the beer stoppage had been resolved.

We Dungeon types congratulated ourselves on our "slick move."

Ah, so. Reminds me of the last gunshow I was at many moons ago. I got tired of the crowd and started a rumor that there was a guy in the parking lot with two boxes of Norma 10mm he wanted to sell. In less than 10 minutes I had the place to myself.
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Old 05-18-2012, 09:12   #15404
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You probably started 2 stampedes......

People running FOR the 10MM ammo & Wimps running FROM the 10MM ammo !

Don't you realise that real 10MM can cause people to die from shock & cause cattle to mis-carry ?


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Old 05-18-2012, 21:02   #15405
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I met Mis-Carry she had a son named harakiri (腹切り, after he sliced his belly he became a teletubby...
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Old 05-18-2012, 21:20   #15406
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I thought Harry Carey was a sports announcer?
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Old 05-19-2012, 10:06   #15407
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Yeah he was.......Both for the Chicago White Sux & the Chicago Cubs......

By the time for the 7th inning stretch, for old Harry, it was the 7th inning SLOSH !

Because of his appearance, I oft wondered if Drew Carry is his illigetimate offspring......?
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Old 05-19-2012, 11:19   #15408
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Yeah he was.......Both for the Chicago White Sux & the Chicago Cubs......

By the time for the 7th inning stretch, for old Harry, it was the 7th inning SLOSH !

Because of his appearance, I oft wondered if Drew Carry is his illigetimate offspring......?
You know, You mentioning that kind of makes me think of those glasses that Drew used to wear...... power of suggestion certainly starts making me conjure up ideas of a resemblance
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Old 05-19-2012, 17:25   #15409
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So it's not just me.......
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Old 05-19-2012, 17:54   #15410
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Drew Carry...The "Price is Right"...No Bob Barker!
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Old 05-19-2012, 18:29   #15411
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Drew Carey reminds me of the original Beretta "Cougar" when it was introduced years ago.

It came in with a lot af flash and attention.

It didn't do anything that wasn't being done already.

It weighed too much for what it did.

It looked odd.

it cost way too much money for what it did.

It disappeared rapidly

It's clone (s) have surpassed it.
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Old 05-19-2012, 21:11   #15412
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He was great in his comedy series, playing of "Mimi" as a perfect foil for a lot of the comedy.

I mean, how do you get a funnier backdrop for comedy than "Kleve-Land" (ref. "Howard the Duck")
As a replacement for Barker........eh, ..not so much.
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Old 05-19-2012, 21:46   #15413
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The 10 RingThe 10 Ring
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Old 05-20-2012, 09:15   #15414
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Appears that he's porked a bit since leaving Uncle Sam's Motorcycle Club........
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Old 05-20-2012, 11:30   #15415
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You can always tell a Marine
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not very ^$&% much
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but you can always tell 'em.
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Old 05-20-2012, 14:18   #15416
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All you have to tell a Marine is what you want destroyed.......


They're trained to do the rest !


Semper Fi !
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Old 05-20-2012, 14:41   #15417
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All you have to tell a Marine is what you want destroyed.......
They're trained to do the rest !
Semper Fi !
Kind of like Firemen, Jack of all trades and Master of one!
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Old 05-20-2012, 14:44   #15418
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All you have to tell a Marine is what you want destroyed.......

They're trained to do the rest !

Semper Fi !
I offer this old story:

A newly elected president asks how the various armed forces branches would execute the order "Secure that building!" He gets these replies:

The Marines would level the place, round up any opposition survivors that DID make it out of the building, and move on to the next objective.

The Army would post a guard at the door.

The Navy would turn out the lights and lock the door.

The Air Force would sign a three-year lease with option to buy!
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Old 05-20-2012, 19:11   #15419
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Like the Air Force during VietNam.....

They flew in from Guam, said "HI THERE" & left, making it back to base in time for coctail hour.

(R.I.P. MSgt.(?) William Roberts, loading crew ground chief)

A buddy of mine that stuffed the bellies of B-52's full ! We kidded him that he got there because he couldn't spell "Nam" so ended up on Guam !
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Old 05-21-2012, 07:05   #15420
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IMPORTANT DUNGEON ADMINISTRATIVE ANNOUNCEMENT

In accordance with provisions of the Joint Penthouse/Dungeon Administrative Protocols, I make this announcement: I am in mourning over Kristen Wiig's departure from Saturday Night Live.

Be assured that there will be NO DEGRADATION WHATSOEVER to 10-Ring logistics and admin during my incapacitation. I anticipate that the inebriated 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy) will continue to see the high level of service expected of the Lagoon Resort Facility.

Updates pertaining to my recovery from this condition will be available through the usual channels, in case anyone actually gives a damn.
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Old 05-21-2012, 07:51   #15421
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Old 05-21-2012, 14:28   #15422
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Oh, the injustice of it all! In my time of grief, my hopes of obtaining moral support have been spurned! ... weep, sob, choke! My tragic desperation knows no bounds!

Oh well. I'll demonstrate stalwart resolution by sneaking into tonight's Lagoon Blowout for some R&R. Perhaps a spot of partying between counts of our embezzled take will assuage my misery.
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Old 05-21-2012, 16:37   #15423
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Rabbi, you haven't "sneaked" since you were 12 years old, stealing apples from the old lady down the street !

Somehow, a full brass section that would eclipse the UCLA Marching Band announcing your arrival doesn't meet my criteria for "sneak".

(a mere formality)
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Old 05-21-2012, 16:50   #15424
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Rabbi, you haven't "sneaked" since you were 12 years old, stealing apples from the old lady down the street !

Somehow, a full brass section that would eclipse the UCLA Marching Band announcing your arrival doesn't meet my criteria for "sneak".

(a mere formality)
Actually, even at age 12, I was showing early promise. That old lady down the street from whom I copped apples recognized my potential; she now owns 23 Kroger stores.

If ya' DO decide to crash a Lagoon blowout, why not crash it with some style!
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Old 05-21-2012, 17:00   #15425
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