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Old 04-19-2011, 10:33   #12161
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uncle, seeing how Samurai Rabbi made the full disclosure, maybe we should just let MONGO handle the situation!

Next thing is someome might have been confused and actually wanted a 10m hand gun! OUCH! Only if they decide to ride that one!
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Old 04-19-2011, 11:14   #12162
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Damn! You noticed the edit message on that post I made on the previous page! I had hoped it would get lost in the ground clutter. Oh well; at times one just doesn't get the breaks.

The post starts with the phrase "Only for the 10mm matches that periodically occur in the 10-Ring Underground Range". When I first posted the full message, I committed a heinous act: I spelled "10mm" with ONLY ONE "m". I quickly noticed and corrected my reprehensible action, but for an excruciatingly long moment, it was there for all to see.

I await the 10-Ring adjudication concerning this disgusting lapse in 8:40PM protocol.

Dungeon Engineering begrudgingly (and with great reluctance) offers some responsibility in this fiasco as the computer filters totally missed the missing "m" input.
It should have automatically corrected and simultaneously sent an electrical shock to the individual's keyboard.
It is possible that this reactive system was de-activated for 10-Ring senior management as a voluntary input of this type was inconceivable.

The Engineering team will conduct a detailed failure analysis in response to this event.
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Old 04-19-2011, 12:09   #12163
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I would like to present a motion to the Dungeon Infraction Rules Committee: I move that all future confessions be presented in the form of a Limerick. Or if further space is required for additional detail, the use of iambic pentameter - hence combining confession and punishment in one effort.

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Old 04-19-2011, 12:14   #12164
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Dungeon Engineering begrudgingly (and with great reluctance) offers some responsibility in this fiasco as the computer filters totally missed the missing "m" input.
It should have automatically corrected and simultaneously sent an electrical shock to the individual's keyboard.
It is possible that this reactive system was de-activated for 10-Ring senior management as a voluntary input of this type was inconceivable.

The Engineering team will conduct a detailed failure analysis in response to this event.
I wonder if that is why when I tried to type - crap there it is again! Let us just say when I tried to type the name of a lesser caliber of metric configuration, my keyboard zaps me. It seems that some of the filtration tools are functioning as required.
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Old 04-19-2011, 13:34   #12165
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For heaven sakes!

Everyone gets a spanking.
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Old 04-19-2011, 15:56   #12166
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For heaven sakes!

Everyone gets a spanking.
Me first!
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Old 04-19-2011, 16:50   #12167
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Me first!
Tater, I salute your willingness to, in the old basic training tradition, submit to punishment of the entire unit for the infractions of a single member of the unit. However, I believe MY infraction, as the leading edge of the entire situation, entitles ME to primacy of position in the punishment queue. Such is protocol within the 10-Ring Resort structure.
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Old 04-19-2011, 17:12   #12168
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Tater, I salute your willingness to, in the old basic training tradition, submit to punishment of the entire unit for the infractions of a single member of the unit. However, I believe MY infraction, as the leading edge of the entire situation, entitles ME to primacy of position in the punishment queue. Such is protocol within the 10-Ring Resort structure.
Too late!



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Old 04-19-2011, 17:19   #12169
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For heaven sakes!

Everyone gets a spanking.
Twee-Twee, I salute the aesthetic balance of the elements in your current avatar: foxy lady, long hair, assault rifle, holstered handgun, gracious smile, nicely fitted blouse, just a hint of bare midriff. The only possible improvement: Make the handgun a Glock.
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Old 04-19-2011, 19:03   #12170
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Old 04-19-2011, 21:20   #12171
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Geesie, TARDIS is washed & waxed, ready to go. You may pick it up any time after 1700 hrs.(my time/space) on Thursday, as I shall be done with the next set of modifications by then. If you wish, Mongo will be avaliable as an escort, his duties here are completed & the good fellow really DOES need a rest.
Have a pleasant Easter weekend.

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Old 04-19-2011, 22:00   #12172
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G...Yet another avatar armed, cocked, locked and ready to rock...BTW I may need to hitch another quick ride aboard TARTIS, should be as short and sweet as the last ride...
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Old 04-20-2011, 20:20   #12173
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Best to be nice to Geesie, as she is soon to be off shopping who knows where for at least a week in our time definition. Using TARDIS the trip might last years.....but with the sequential remote system, at least I'll be able to find her if necessary. Might even get her to swing by Alpha-Centuri system. Earth is no longer the only planet with CHOCOLATE !


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Old 04-21-2011, 03:23   #12174
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Twee-Twee, I salute the aesthetic balance of the elements in your current avatar: foxy lady, long hair, assault rifle, holstered handgun, gracious smile, nicely fitted blouse, just a hint of bare midriff. The only possible improvement: Make the handgun a Glock.
Hmmm ... Twee-Twee, I congratulate you on still another worthy entry in the foxy lady avatar sweepstakes! Exceptionally worthy lumbar curvature, noticeable (yet still gracious) bodice contour, with the superb aesthetic balance of the smaller (yet equally potent) Steyr AUG. If she wears a dab of Hoppe's on her wrists, I would sign up for a gig as her personal slave!

Still no Glock on the waistband, though.
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Old 04-21-2011, 09:17   #12175
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Old 04-21-2011, 10:41   #12176
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Still no Glock on the waistband, though.
What can you say... a man has got to have standards.
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Hmmm ... Twee-Twee, I hope you will forgive for precipitously leaving the room in order to retire to the restroom to vomit!
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Hmmm ... Twee-Twee, I hope you will forgive for precipitously leaving the room in order to retire to the restroom to vomit!


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Old 04-21-2011, 16:18   #12179
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If Geesie were to introduce me to the young lady, I would GLADLY provide her with one of my many Glocks. And a suitable holster to carry it in.
And include one for Geesie as a bonus.

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If Geesie were to introduce me to the young lady, I would GLADLY provide her with one of my many Glocks. And a suitable holster to carry it in.
Let me guess, Unkle: You would willingly volunteer to do closely detailed fitting of the holster to the associated owner's body. A truly noble effort on your part.
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