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12-30-2011, 18:29
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Sneak HELL.....
that's not EVEN an option !
Barge in like we OWN the place...
(actually, checking the recorded deed involved, we DO own the place. Thank you Rabbi.)
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12-30-2011, 19:32
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Ret. Fireman
Join Date: Jul 2007
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Clever dungeon/lagoon financial skimming schemes have proved to be very useful at securing the deed! Once again, Thank you Rabbi! 
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12-30-2011, 20:59
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Dungeon Schmuck
Join Date: Dec 1998
Location: Indianapolis, IN
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Originally Posted by _The_Shadow
Clever dungeon/lagoon financial skimming schemes have proved to be very useful at securing the deed! Once again, Thank you Rabbi! |
You're welcome. Embezzlement is more than just money ... it's an art form!
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Last edited by samurairabbi; 12-30-2011 at 21:04..
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12-31-2011, 10:03
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Way out in left field
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Okay, so now, today is New Years eve. Today is the day where we have to out-do our normal everyday lagoon party revelry.
Last night I baked a chicken in my circulon pan. So far, Mrs. Minervadoe is planning on supplementing with mashed potatoes and brussel sprouts. We are going to get mini Minervadoe a pizza and I even got the Mrs. a bottle of Baileys. For our movie night entertainment, we have a copy of Cowboys and Aliens ready to go. The Orion girls have borrowed the Heart of Gold, and promise to return to this time zone promptly at 6:00 PM. Expenses have been handled by the embezzlement committee.
What is missing from the plans for our perfect evening?
What to do? Suggestions, anyone?
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12-31-2011, 10:22
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The hair of the dog figures heavily into this New Years oriented slideshow.
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Originally Posted by Tallulah Bankhead
“Wracked with a hangover I do my muttering over a Black Velvet, a union of champagne and stout. Don’t be swindled into believing there’s any cure for a hangover. I’ve tried them all: iced tomatoes, hot clam juice, brandy peaches. Like the common cold it defies solution. Time alone can say it. The hair of the dog? That way lies folly. It’s as logical as trying to put out a fire with applications of kerosene. ”
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... dubbed by (Robert) Mitchum as Mother’s Milk. The Ramos Gin Fizz is a mix of gin, lemon juice, lime juice, egg white, sugar, cream, orange flower water, and soda water.
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Brenda Frazier had a dedicated “hangover bar” (one of four bars in total) at her famous 1938 coming out party at the Ritz-Carlton in New York City. .... The posh hotel’s head banquet man Adolphe Jeantet invented the cure that partygoers gobbled up like gangbusters. A bottle of chilled Coca-Cola was shaken and then squirted into a glass of cold milk.
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http://www.theatlantic.com/entertain...inkers/250478/
Last edited by MinervaDoe; 12-31-2011 at 10:23..
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12-31-2011, 11:11
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Ret. Fireman
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Southeast, LoUiSiAna
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Here is a little lagoon mood music video to bring in the New Year!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrGw_cOgwa8&ob=av2e
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12-31-2011, 11:37
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Counting Beans
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Boise, Idaho
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Originally Posted by _The_Shadow
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Ahhhhhh. Back when MTV was still Music Television.
Mrs. Taterhead just asked me what was going to be my beverage of choice for the evening and I, I, well... I froze up. I can't decide and it is nearly noon.
December 31 and Taterhead the procrastinator is scrambling to get the last 4.5 hours of continuing professional education finished for the year. Brushing up on derivative and hedge accounting has me unfocused for the frivolity at hand.
Don't worry. I will get squared away.
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12-31-2011, 12:47
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Ret. Fireman
Join Date: Jul 2007
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Dean Martin's response would be of favor for the "Normal 10-ringer" pardon the double talk!
Stay Drunk!
That is sort of like the dude (Maximilan Schell age 76). from The Most Interesting Man in the World, Dos Equis commercial:
I don’t always drink beer,
but when I do,
I prefer Dos Equis.
STAY THIRSTY, my friends.
For 10-Ringers that is a lifestyle!
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12-31-2011, 15:10
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Dungeon Schmuck
Join Date: Dec 1998
Location: Indianapolis, IN
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Taterhead
December 31 and Taterhead the procrastinator is scrambling to get the last 4.5 hours of continuing professional education finished for the year. Brushing up on derivative and hedge accounting has me unfocused for the frivolity at hand.
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You must have missed the memo:
National Procrastination Week has been indefinitely postponed.
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12-31-2011, 19:47
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forgoing my usual Crown Royal on the rocks, and drinking Gin Bloody Mary's
This makes the morning after so much easier to adjust to...my body knows not the time zone from whence it came or is going to.
Planning, my friends, and a Happy New Year to all !
uncle & auntie
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12-31-2011, 22:01
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Counting Beans
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Boise, Idaho
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Originally Posted by VN350X10
forgoing my usual Crown Royal on the rocks, and drinking Gin Bloody Mary's
This makes the morning after so much easier to adjust to...my body knows not the time zone from whence it came or is going to.
Planning, my friends, and a Happy New Year to all !
uncle & auntie
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Chambord kamikazes for us tonight. Gonna be rough in the morning.
Looking to get resurrected by a hangover burger.
Happy New Year 10 Ringers!
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12-31-2011, 22:37
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disturbd deputy
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: SW Virginia
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Sip and go nekkid here, I hope my wife can take the hint, lol.
Happy New Year everyone.
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01-01-2012, 10:46
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Dungeon Schmuck
Join Date: Dec 1998
Location: Indianapolis, IN
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Okay! New Year's Day noon coherence check! Every 10-Ringer who is coherent now sound off!
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About what I figured.
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01-01-2012, 11:04
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disturbd deputy
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: SW Virginia
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mumble mumble...........
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01-01-2012, 11:19
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Dungeon Schmuck
Join Date: Dec 1998
Location: Indianapolis, IN
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Originally Posted by Bullman
mumble mumble...........
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Hmmmm ... one of the more coherent comments I have heard today.
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01-01-2012, 12:35
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Rabbi start new job as funny man ?
better get new writers, STAT !
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01-01-2012, 13:40
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Dungeon Schmuck
Join Date: Dec 1998
Location: Indianapolis, IN
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Originally Posted by VN350X10
Rabbi start new job as funny man ?
better get new writers, STAT !
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I'm afraid you will be stuck with my current material level. T*** and his entourage have cornered all the REAL talent. Makes sense; afrer all, they have the glamorous Penthouse location and highfalutin' titles to offer to attract the top echelon of creative talent. I'll just have to try to make do with the people willing to hang out with the dull boring admin crowd.
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01-01-2012, 14:51
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Counting Beans
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Boise, Idaho
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Errrmmmmmmmff. Yyyyyyaaaaaaaaawwwwnnnn...
Who's making all that noise? Why are you all waking me up so early?
Why am I so sticky?
And where are my pants?
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01-01-2012, 16:23
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Way out in left field
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Quote:
Originally Posted by samurairabbi
Okay! New Year's Day noon coherence check! Every 10-Ringer who is coherent now sound off!
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About what I figured.
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One, two, ow!!
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01-01-2012, 16:27
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O.K. Rabbi, you're getting much better..... 
Putting "T***" & "talent" in the same sentance.... 
MUCH FUNNIER !!
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01-01-2012, 17:37
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Dungeon Schmuck
Join Date: Dec 1998
Location: Indianapolis, IN
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Originally Posted by VN350X10
O.K. Rabbi, you're getting much better.....
Putting "T***" & "talent" in the same sentance....
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Glad to hear you approve, Unkle.
Besides, sucking up to the Royalty is usually a sound move.
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01-01-2012, 17:41
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disturbd deputy
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: SW Virginia
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I am just glad the wife got a Keurig coffee maker for Christmas. Some Tazo black tea spruced me right up.
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01-01-2012, 17:50
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Dungeon Schmuck
Join Date: Dec 1998
Location: Indianapolis, IN
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Taterhead
Errrmmmmmmmff. Yyyyyyaaaaaaaaawwwwnnnn...
Who's making all that noise? Why are you all waking me up so early?
Why am I so sticky?
And where are my pants?
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We apologize for all the noise; non-fizz Alka-Seltzer has not yet been perfected.
We decline to offer any answers to the last two questions.
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Last edited by samurairabbi; 01-01-2012 at 17:51..
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01-01-2012, 21:16
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#14549
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sucking up to WHAT royalty ???
I did not see Her Highness Geesie the 1st mentioned ?!!
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01-01-2012, 21:26
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#14550
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Dungeon Schmuck
Join Date: Dec 1998
Location: Indianapolis, IN
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Quote:
Originally Posted by VN350X10
sucking up to WHAT royalty ???
I did not see Her Highness Geesie the 1st mentioned ?!!
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The Royalty at the top of the 10-Ring 8:40 hierarchy has a floating quality to its members. It's kind of like the old question of Who is the president of a developing country? Whoever gets up earliest and gets to the TV station first!
At this time, T*** is our king. Twee-Twee is our queen; of course, on the female side, if Suze or Gee-Two-Niner ever show up for a reprise, we lowly servile peons would get our beer/popcorn,hotdog setup prepared, and watch the show!
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