[Tazz10m]

Back? Hell, i've been here all along! I've just been chained up hanging... swinging even... from the chandelier in my Penthouse naked being totally taken advantage of by the Lagoon Girls. No kidding those girls just want to have fun! They blind folded me and did i don't know what the heck they were doing... although, i do remember tasting whipped cream and feeling pretty good... but there was more than the usual giggling and laughing and i kept hearing them say the word "facebook" in between their giggles, laughing, and other jokes. What the hell is a "facebook"???

As for the beer... keep that stuff coming... anybody that knows me knows i don't drink just one and will yell for another one before the last one is down.

WOW those girls are HOT!!! I have never had so much fun in my life! Only thing is, i can't seem to get all that giggling out of my head... and that word "facebook". What is that... a book with faces in it???

MORE BEER!!!

[Tazz10m]

DUNGEON TIME!!! WOOOOHOOOOOOOO!!!!

I could use a good "scrubbing"... i'm feeling kind of 'sticky'........

[_The_Shadow]

This is a word to the wise for all my forum friends. I would
like to share an experience with you, it has to do with drinking and
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The other night I was out for dinner with a few
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I was wasted, I did something I've never done before. Believe it or not,
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I arrived home safely and without incident.
This was really a surprise to me since I have never driven a bus before. <o:p></o:p>

[samurairabbi]

T***, they may not have been saying "facebook". It might have been faceshot, facetime, or faceplant. Try to dredge through your incoherent memory (pardon my redundancy) for possible clarification.

[Tazz10m]

Originally Posted by samurairabbi

T***, they may not have been saying "facebook". It might have been faceshot, facetime, or faceplant. Try to dredge through your incoherent memory (pardon my redundancy) for possible clarification.

Thaaaatzzz probably going to take a few more beers... AND a Slushie!

Good thing i'm in a warm room... otherwise i'd need clothes......

[samurairabbi]

Originally Posted by T***10m

Thaaaatzzz probably going to take a few more beers... AND a Slushie!

Good thing i'm in a warm room... otherwise i'd need clothes......

Sounds good; our inquiry is not really high priority.

The abruptness of your re-appearance did create some uproar within the 10-Ring Resort Facility partying operation. As a result, we request a mild boost of the embezzlement to 39.08% until the weekend after New Year's. If this is acceptable, give us a wave with one of your more dignified bodily appendages.

[Taterhead]

Originally Posted by T***10m

I could use a good "scrubbing"... i'm feeling kind of 'sticky'........

Perhaps Geesie can pull TARDIS over to the curb and let Mongo jump out. Mongo can work a mean pressure washer.


Welcome back T***! Now get a shower.

[VN350X10]

Gang, even I don't know exactly where Geesie & Mongo are......the tracking program for TARDIS is merely indicating "somewhere out there" without giving a clear indication of direction, let alone distance or time.
Only thing I'm sure of is that they have ample power to go anywhere & back, 1000 times over, without any need to tap into the reserve.
And with Mongo as a bodyguard, Geesie will be fine.

[Tazz10m]

Originally Posted by samurairabbi

Sounds good; our inquiry is not really high priority.

The abruptness of your re-appearance did create some uproar within the 10-Ring Resort Facility partying operation. As a result, we request a mild boost of the embezzlement to 39.08% until the weekend after New Year's. If this is acceptable, give us a wave with one of your more dignified bodily appendages.

No. Reduce the embezzlement rate to 29% (in honor of the GREAT G29) and say; "Merry Christmas, Ten Ring!!!". People will be so shocked that such a honorable move has taken place that they will go wild with partying (and spending, of course, and provide a tsunami of revenue thru volume sales) which will ultimately net a higher profit despite the lower rate.

THIRTY-NINE POINT ZERO-EIGHT PERCENT!?!?!!! Have i been tied up, drugged, blindfolded, and "kept" for THAT long??? Wow, GREAT vacation!!!

Oh, btw, i think i saw Geezie and Mongo fly by in the Tardis when i was blindfolded. They had BIG smiles on their faces and had the Borg hot after them. But, there was a lot of smoke coming out of the back of the Borg ship and i heard a lot of coughing sounds. Smoke smelled like burning yard waste, too..... frigg'n wierd... but funny... OH... and the Borg ship had a weird round logo on the side that reminded me of the new Pepsi logo. What is up with that?

[Taterhead]

Originally Posted by VN350X10

Gang, even I don't know exactly where Geesie & Mongo are......the tracking program for TARDIS is merely indicating "somewhere out there" without giving a clear indication of direction, let alone distance or time.
Only thing I'm sure of is that they have ample power to go anywhere & back, 1000 times over, without any need to tap into the reserve.
And with Mongo as a bodyguard, Geesie will be fine.

OK 10-Ringers, listen up: Uncle, I have a plan.

We need to get to the Manolo Blahnik shoe store and somehow convince them to have a sale. I know, that fine shoe store NEVER has a sale. I will trust The Shadow to find a way to "convince" them that they need to have a sale.

Geesie will no doubt show up with her Amex Black card. She should be distracted for a minimum of 1 hour. The hard part is that Mongo will be faithfully stationed to keep an eye on Tardis. We must cause a distraction to lure him from his post.

He has a weakness for Reese's Pieces. We will leave a trail of Reece's Pieces that he will follow around the corner - albeit cautiously (if this sounds like a certain 1980's Spielberg smash hit, well, that's because it worked for E.T. and it will work for Mongo). Uncle knows how to operate TARDIS as well as any of us. This will give him just enough time to snag the keys and take it for a spin.

We can return TARDIS at the same point in time/space and Geesie will never know the difference.

It is a risky plan but I think it will work.

[Tazz10m]

More beer!!!!

[_The_Shadow]

I have to wonder why Geesie needs Tardis at all when NORDSTROM sells the Manolo Blahnik Shoes and also have Free! Shipping & Returns. Every Day... hummm!

They actually have a sale on these so my part is complete!


Manolo Blahnik Butterflop shoes Price: $450.00<!-- google_ad_section_end -->

[_The_Shadow]

Trying to get these Manolo Blahnik Ruched Suede Point-Toe d'Orsay on sale but at $695.00 they say they are a steal!

[Taterhead]

Ummmm. Guys. This is the first time that this forum has attracted my wife's attention. That is probably not a good thing.

[Bullman]

Hey boss, long time no..... the um.... facebook reference thingie well.......... you can er...... well.... you know, post pictures of um things on there........ well those girls posted some um............. well......... pictures, of you...........







nevermind. Here, have another beer

[samurairabbi]

Originally Posted by Taterhead

Ummmm. Guys. This is the first time that this forum has attracted my wife's attention. That is probably not a good thing.

Tater, you'll just have to live with it! Think of it as a cleverly administered test by the Dungeon Admin Crew of youir ability to capably function under fire.

[G33]

Fat chance on the Plan!

[_The_Shadow]

I'd wager that you want us to get to 577.0 now!

That one is interesting....577 Tyrannosaur or 577 T-Rex is one bad mutha of a rifle!

http://video.web.de/watch/3332375/577_T_Rex_go_BOOM

Then there is this one (700 Nitro) fron JTCuston Knives, I believe he post here on GT...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vo4ah...layer_embedded

[samurairabbi]

Originally Posted by G33

Fat chance on the Plan!

Perhaps Your Majesty should consider the benefit that might accrue to Your regal status by allowing Your lowly subjects to BELIEVE they MIGHT POSSIBLY be getting away with something. One of the arts of being a Monarch is knowing when NOT to exercise Your regal prerogatives.

[VN350X10]

T*** suggested lowering the embezzelment rate ? Stop him, he's gone MAD....MAD I say ! Or he's been drugged by undesirables of some sort. Perhaps even (perish the thought) 9mm shooters ! Worse than MAD ! What next...he gives a rebate ?

[MinervaDoe]

Maybe he plans to make it up on volume.

[MinervaDoe]

OMG:

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You guys are actually here.

[Tazz10m]

Originally Posted by VN350X10

T*** suggested lowering the embezzelment rate ? Stop him, he's gone MAD....MAD I say ! Or he's been drugged by undesirables of some sort. Perhaps even (perish the thought) 9mm shooters ! Worse than MAD ! What next...he gives a rebate ?

The Lagoon Girls are farrrrr from 'undesirable'. As soon as i recover and heal up a bit i'm going back for more... yeah, baby!

Embezzelment is like taxation. If you lower the tax rate it actually increases tax revenue by allowing people to make and have more money... and so there is something to take. If people are not making any money, there will be nothing to take.

Rebates are interesting and kinda fun. People give you their money for nothing, you use it to make more money with, then you give back the rebate and keep the money you made off using the "free money". It's really just a free loan.

[VN350X10]

We up the rate AND increase the volume......THAT'S the way to make money !

[samurairabbi]

Originally Posted by VN350X10

T*** suggested lowering the embezzelment rate ? Stop him, he's gone MAD....MAD I say ! Or he's been drugged by undesirables of some sort. Perhaps even (perish the thought) 9mm shooters ! Worse than MAD ! What next...he gives a rebate ?

Getteth not thy bowels in an uproar, Unkle. T*** is clearly operating under "unusual" influences which render him in a condition of diminished (or enhanced ... not exactly sure which) capacity. The pro's from Dover down here in the Dungeon have the situation covered. Come to think of it, his brainstorm about reducing the embezzlement rate may actually provide us some good PR for getting through the holiday accounting period ... hmmmmm ... Gotta go! I'll get back to ya'.