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Old 11-23-2011, 15:40   #14151
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Old 11-23-2011, 16:12   #14152
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Did you find it ironic that most of the people gathered around Dead shows were staunch anti-capitalists, yet so many of them were selling crap?
I live in commie-fornia. It is so typical of the liberal fascists to benefit from the capitalist system while their mouth spouts socialist philosophy.
Whether its an unbathed hippie bottom feeder living eating the food created by somebody elses hard work or a cubicle dweller who drives their $60,000 dollar Mercedes to their million dollar home after work, they all fail to see that they benefit from a capitalist system that allows them a good standard of living and freedom of speech.
Kind of scarey when you think about it.
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Old 11-23-2011, 19:16   #14153
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Things get a little hectic this time of year, so I just wanted to spread some seasonal wishes your way!<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>
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May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have never a lump.
May your yams be delicious
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
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Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!
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Old 11-23-2011, 19:46   #14154
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I'm going to prepare a real traditional Thanksgiving meal.
I'm doing crablegs & a venison roast on the grill.

Think about this.....
The tribe that saved the Pilgrims tails were coastal dwellers.
Wild turkey is NOT indigenious to the Mass. bay area, but whitetail deer is.
They also ate fish & other seafood, as could be caught.
THEREFORE, I'm preparing a proper traditional feast.

Don't know just HOW it happened, but the turkey producing people got their marketing folks involved & now we celebrate w/turkey.


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Old 11-23-2011, 20:09   #14155
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I'm with you on that Uncle (~!~)

I had some really fat Blue Lake crabs boiled in Louisiana Crab boil seasonings and the females were loaded with eggs...Yummmy yummmy cajun love in my tummmy!!!
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Old 11-23-2011, 21:25   #14156
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Uncle, did you see this??? Might not be such a bad idea


http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/i...160924927.html
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Old 11-23-2011, 21:48   #14157
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(Rabbi, did the turkey-pushing oppertunists work for Dungeon Financial Logistics at one time ?)
Naaaah, they came up through someone else's operation. If the Dungeon crew had had any part in the conspiracy, America's traditional Thanksgiving meal would be brisket!

Back in the 50's, the comedian Stan Freberg did a classic sketch about how turkey became the traditional holiday meal. At the first Thanksgiving, they had intended to serve roast EAGLE!. But the cook got the wrong bird into the oven, and nobody noticed the switch until too late to correct the error. Such is how many traditions actually get started!
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Old 11-23-2011, 21:49   #14158
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Bullman, That is wild!
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Old 11-24-2011, 02:36   #14159
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Brisket!!
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Old 11-24-2011, 04:00   #14160
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Brisket!!
You got my vote, Beef is what's for dinner
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Bullman, That is wild!
I thought so too, but I have heard all to often that most folks that live in Illinois don't agree with Chicago politics, so it makes sense to me.
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Old 11-24-2011, 09:42   #14162
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Ding ding ding ding ding ding... (sets wine glass down)

Thank you all. Now that I have your attention, I would like to wish you all a wonderful Thanksgiving. I have so much to be thankful for...

...including this Irish cream in my coffee.

Ok. That's all. Carry on.
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Old 11-24-2011, 11:38   #14163
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New state my arse......

I'd be Thankful if ChiTown fell off the rest of the state & into Lake Michigan !
Come on, New Madrid Fault !!

Happy Thanksgiving to all.

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Old 11-24-2011, 14:18   #14164
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I'd be Thankful if ChiTown fell off the rest of the state & into Lake Michigan !
Come on, New Madrid Fault !!
Brings to mind a joke from high school physics class:

A big-shot scientist announces that a horrible earthquake will destroy everything west of the San Andreas fault. The quake happens, but destroys everything EAST of the San Andreas fault. The big-shot scientist re-examines his work, and announces: "Damn! I got my sign wrong!"
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Old 11-24-2011, 16:06   #14165
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Brings to mind a joke from high school physics class:

A big-shot scientist announces that a horrible earthquake will destroy everything west of the San Andreas fault. The quake happens, but destroys everything EAST of the San Andreas fault. The big-shot scientist re-examines his work, and announces: "Damn! I got my sign wrong!"
Uh...

I have a hard time understand these book-learnin' jokes. I think it might be about some math or something. The guys up in the penthouse will probably think it is funny though.
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Old 11-24-2011, 17:22   #14166
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Uh...

I have a hard time understand these book-learnin' jokes. I think it might be about some math or something. The guys up in the penthouse will probably think it is funny though.
The Dungeon Linguistics crew has just chimed in with a suggested nomenclature change: it should be book-larnin'. If you're trying to work the ignorant red-neck shtick, you have to master the subtle details.
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Old 11-24-2011, 18:38   #14167
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The Dungeon Linguistics crew has just chimed in with a suggested nomenclature change: it should be book-larnin'. If you're trying to work the ignorant red-neck shtick, you have to master the subtle details.
I appreciate the subtleties of certain regional accents. However, being a westerner, we have our own regional micro-dialects. "Lernin'" is the appropriate pronunciation in my kneck of the woods.
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Old 11-24-2011, 20:04   #14168
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I appreciate the subtleties of certain regional accents. However, being a westerner, we have our own regional micro-dialects. "Lernin'" is the appropriate pronunciation in my kneck of the woods.
I can sense a possible slide into consideration of linguistic differences at the mini-micro-dialect level. I suggest we convene a Summary Plenipotentiary Tribunal to consider this important aspect of reality. Besides, it would be a useful change of pace from the standard-issue raucous inebriated debauched 10-Ring revelry.

Since I originated the suggestion for this trbunal, the Dungeon will assume all logistics expense responsibility for this event. Hey, we had a great week on the embezzlement front.
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Old 11-24-2011, 20:33   #14169
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I humbly suggest that the aforementioned Tribunal be convened at the Lagoon Hospitality Conference & Banquet Facility.
Mongo would like a "slice of the pie" as he's been feeling a bit left out recently.
Even thou he's been functioning as Geesie's personal escort, he DOES miss the chef's duties for the parties.
Keeps him more well rounded as it were.

just a suggestion.....


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Old 11-24-2011, 21:10   #14170
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Old 11-24-2011, 21:34   #14171
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Ok but not too much this time. We all saw how hyperactive he got last Thanksgiving when he was hyperglycemic.
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Old 11-25-2011, 13:20   #14172
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Ok but not too much this time. We all saw how hyperactive he got last Thanksgiving when he was hyperglycemic.
I think Mongo has sufficient judgement to get through okay. After all, he still remembers how he got snookered by the Great Candygram Caper.
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Old 11-25-2011, 14:36   #14173
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Yeah, well, who hasn't been snookered by someone doing a Bugs Bunny imitation?
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Old 11-25-2011, 16:53   #14174
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good thing he didn't think that Bugs was a CHOCOLATE bunny !
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Old 11-25-2011, 17:23   #14175
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