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Old 10-30-2010, 11:22   #11261
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Yeah, I got three phone calls.
The first was that the card was maxed out and they wanted to confirm authorized usage for some "unusual transactions" (... something about a leather teddy with a couple of holsters built in).
The second call was to inform me that Mongo had been involved in some sort of ruckus involving the entire on duty staff of the Fort Lauderdale police department. I informed them of Mongo's inability to tell spring break from ... well anything ... and I gave them the number of the lawyer we keep on retainer for Mongo.
The third call was to inform me that Mongo had escaped (something about the entire exterior wall of the police station collapsing). I let the 3rd message go to the answering machine per the lawyers instructions.
Up to your usual Geesie?

Off to the future to cash in some long term municipal bonds and exchange them for gold. Buy low, sell high I always say. It seems that from 2012, through 2025, California will be giving out some unusually high interest rates (and gold will be selling for a rock bottom price in 2037). gotta go ....
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Old 10-30-2010, 14:40   #11262
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Jes, Mongo and I were very bad.



P.S. I did fuel the TARDIS. Ready to go.
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Old 10-30-2010, 14:46   #11263
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Unexpected....
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Old 10-30-2010, 21:30   #11264
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Jes, Mongo and I were very bad.
So the two of you were bad ... that's GOOD! When Mongo is happy, the Dungeon is happy!
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Old 10-30-2010, 22:42   #11265
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In the words of the LATE Michael J. "I'm BAD!" Go head on MONGO!
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Old 10-31-2010, 12:58   #11266
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O.K. Geesie, I'll take care of the "replacement" credits card.....the info strip on the last one must have gotten a dis-orienting magnetic impulse, it should have been "max-proof".
Since the card mechanics became fouled, I wonder just WHERE they're going to send the billing....The old one was always sent to Rigel IV, c/o the Borg Commander !
You can just imagine what hit the rotary-dispersal unit....
M.D. is there anybody in the universe that our friend Zach really hates ? we can arrange billing .

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Old 10-31-2010, 13:29   #11267
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You can just imagine what hit the rotary-dispersal unit....
M.D. is there anybody in the universe that our friend Zach really is not fond of ? we can arrange billing .
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Old 10-31-2010, 13:32   #11268
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That might work, but in a couple more years, it might come back marked...

"Moved, no forwarding Address"

But we should be good for a while.

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Old 10-31-2010, 15:54   #11269
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Thank you.
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Old 10-31-2010, 18:30   #11270
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I recieved another phone call. Something about a bunch of spent .357 Sig cartridges and some stucco based calligraphy and obsenity laced sentences. Remember our agreement about blowing off steam. It's okay, just not in my time zone and (oh yes) don't get caught.
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Old 10-31-2010, 21:58   #11271
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I made a happy face in the wall!
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Old 10-31-2010, 22:26   #11272
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I made a happy face in the wall!
But not just any wall. It was the police chief's wall.
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Old 11-01-2010, 02:34   #11273
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Old 11-01-2010, 10:37   #11274
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Oh, like you weren't there. Right.
The alleged smiley face was a typical have a nice day style happy face, but with the smile turned upside down. Instead of the ususal "Have a Lousy Day" embellishment, you chose to use an expletive deleted which I cannot print here.
However, if I understand it correctly the Police Chief himself used that same obscenity no less than fifity times while filing his complaint. Our lawyer says he can prove that you were in Acapulco (which you will be once the Tardis can have it's spatial dampeners properly adjusted to allow for the obvious paradox that would make possible). Mongo will not be accompanying you to Acapulco.
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Old 11-01-2010, 10:44   #11275
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I made a happy face in the wall!
I wrote my name in the snow once, with no hands.
It was cold, but not too cold.
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Old 11-01-2010, 10:53   #11277
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Well, at least there was a wall left. Last time something like that happened there was a RPG involved


I don't know where she get's her hardware, but she comes up with the darnedest things.
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Old 11-01-2010, 11:14   #11278
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I hear that she has the key to the Tardis weapons room.
We have more stringent security on the Heart of Gold, but our weapons locker is not nearly as well provisioned.
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Old 11-01-2010, 12:37   #11279
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Well, that would explain it then, last time I used the Tardis (which has been some time ago I might add) we got jumped by some darleks, Mongo took my GP 100 and I had to beat a few off with a 2x4 with a nail stuck in it. I would have figured there would have at least been a Trombone gun around somewhere, but nothin doin.
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Old 11-01-2010, 18:25   #11280
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Heart of Gold ammo locker....?
Pffft...was so bare, I put gear INTO it.

Ah, time to blow up Mexican peninsula...I mean visit it.
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