[ChuteTheMall]

Originally Posted by ChuteTheMall

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[ChuteTheMall]

Originally Posted by samurairabbi

A bit of "ancient" history comes to mind with this whole "tail" shtick. Back in the 70's, Continental Airlines ran a TV commercial with a comely young stewardess seductively saying "We really move our tails for you!" Controversial, but people DID remember that ad.

TSA ain't like the good old days.

[ChuteTheMall]

FN Herstel & FN Browning drank too much Kalashinkov Vodka and the result is:

[samurairabbi]

This one has potential. I can picture T*** yelling "Geesie! Get me another Effen drink!"

The aftershock of THAT might be enough to distract me from my embezzlement count ... but it would be worth the hassle.

[VN350X10]

anyone remember "The Proud Bird with the Golden Tail" ??

[engineer151515]

<<< ex was a TWA international stewardess out of New York in the late 1970's.

Said she would throw handfuls of business cards her and the girls would collect from the top of the Empire State Building.

[_The_Shadow]

Well, yea! Continental Airlines....
When I was younger, we lived off the end of the South - North runnway of Moisant Field then later changed to New Orleans International Airport & now known as Louis Armstrong New Orleans International Airport...Jets flew right over our house coming and going all day and all night! Progressively louder over the years...

http://flymsy.com/PageDisplay.asp?p1=5715

[samurairabbi]

I have the singular honor of announcing to the 10-Ring that we now have incontrovertible proof that Osama Bin Laden and Moammar Ghaddafi are dead:

They are both registered to vote in Chicago.

[_The_Shadow]

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Ineptocracy (in-ep-toc’-ra-cy) - a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers. <o:p></o:p>

I wonder if Webster knows??

[Bullman]

Originally Posted by samurairabbi

I have the singular honor of announcing to the 10-Ring that we now have incontrovertible proof that Osama Bin Laden and Moammar Ghaddafi are dead:

They are both registered to vote in Chicago.

Not only that, but Ghaddafi is registered under about 4 or 5 different name spellings, and Osama is also registered as Usama. I used to wonder why the liberal media did that...... Now I know

[VN350X10]

Not only are they both registered to vote in Chi, they probably are both on the payroll of Streets & Sanitation !

[_The_Shadow]

Heck I wish they would put me on the payroll! $$$

[VN350X10]

Ya gotta vote demmocommie to get a city job in chi !

[Taterhead]

Originally Posted by VN350X10

Ya gotta vote demmocommie to get a city job in chi !

Do I only need to vote once?

[MinervaDoe]

Originally Posted by VN350X10

Ya gotta vote demmocommie to get a city job in chi !

If I'm on their payroll, does that mean I get to slam people's hands in a drawer? Do I get to kneecap somebody?

And what's up with the White House demoting Daley?
http://www.thedailybeast.com/article...ite-house.html
Unless Daley is behind it, that sounds like Obama is getting his family ready to go the route of the Kennedys.

this is Washington, and nobody gives up power willingly, so here’s what happened, according to people who know the players. Daley was always miscast. He’s a Chicago businessman, accustomed to being in charge and impatient with Congress. He got much of the blame for the debt-ceiling debacle last summer that brought the government to the brink of default. While that took its toll, it was not fatal, says a Daley friend. “What was fatal: the accumulated weight of not moving the needle.” In other words, with President Obama’s approval rating stuck in the low 40s,

The result: Daley was not happy.

That's the Chicago way.

[samurairabbi]

Listen up, you 10-Ring miscreants! (pardon my redundancy) The Dungeon admin types have decided to follow the example of the klutzy NBA owners (again, pardon my redundancy) by getting severe with our demands.

If the 10-Ringers refuse to accede to the Dungeon demands, we will lower the embezzlement rate to 38.21%! This demand is NON-negotiable! ... (Oh, Rabbi) ... What! ... (We think you may have misphrased that unltimatum.) ... How so? ... (The NBA owners threatened to lower the PLAYERS' revenue share. You have just threatened to RAISE the 10-Ring share. That doesn't make sense.) ... Okay, let me run through how things REALLY work around here. If we threatened to embezzle MORE, the 10-Ringers would just shrug it off as a bit of bureaucratic jockeying. When we threaten to REDUCE our cut of the take, they will start thinking about what we are trying to pull. This would get them mentally off balance, and might even start them thinking about what vital administrative tasks we would cut back under the tightened financial restraints. This would get them REALLY worried, and therefore they will go along with whatever shtick we want to pull this week. ... (Hmmmm ... grotesquely incoherent, yet entirely plausible. Let us know how it works out.)

[MinervaDoe]

Originally Posted by samurairabbi

This would get them mentally off balance,

Us? Off balance? You're kidding, right? Time to take my lithium. I'll be back.

[samurairabbi]

Originally Posted by MinervaDoe

Us? Off balance? You're kidding, right? Time to take my lithium. I'll be back.

Sounds good. Remember: Do not confuse medicinal lithium with lithium-ion batteries. We've seen that confusion happen; we end up with a electrically powered wacko wandering around with a load of endurance!

[G33]

Originally Posted by samurairabbi

Sounds good. Remember: Do not confuse medicinal lithium with lithium-ion batteries. We've seen that confusion happen; we end up with a electrically powered wacko wandering around with a load of endurance!

[MinervaDoe]

Originally Posted by samurairabbi

Sounds good. Remember: Do not confuse medicinal lithium with lithium-ion batteries. We've seen that confusion happen; we end up with a electrically powered wacko wandering around with a load of endurance!

That sort of sounds like the last time I had a couple of Irish Coffees to perk me up after a night of rabble rousing. It was 1987, and the old Sunol Brewery Depot was still around. The curving train tracks came so close to the bar that when I walked out on the back porch, I thought Gabriel was coming to take me away in a Diesel Electric locomotive. It occurred to me that a little caffeine properly blended with some Irish courage might be a good idea.

[samurairabbi]

Originally Posted by G33

Hmmmm ... Her Majesty seems amused by my witticism. This pleases me. It also reinforces Dungeon morale in our confrontation with the 10-Ringers concerning our non-negotiable demands. We resolutely maintain our defiance. Of course, our big advantage over the Occupy movement is that we actually IMPROVE the operation against which we are demonstrating; we hope the 10-Ring will cut us a bit of slack during the confrontation in recognition of this.

[G33]

[_The_Shadow]

You da !

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