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ChuteTheMall · 11-04-2011, 17:47

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ChuteTheMall · 11-04-2011, 17:49

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Originally Posted by MinervaDoe

I've always found that the sundial watches catch the wind.

I wear a windbreaker when breaking wind to leeward.

VN350X10 · 11-04-2011, 18:07

But Geesie knows how to get the shoes !

And I was ASSURED that the spot that I parked was a free zone. The little man wearing the sheet that looked like an "Animal House" extra told me it was alright...

you mean I've been shortchanged on 2% ? I'll have to go "back" and correct this gross error.....to the tune of an extra 12% (the 2% + a 10% gratuity)

uncle

_The_Shadow · 11-04-2011, 18:31

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Originally Posted by ChuteTheMall

I wear a windbreaker when breaking wind to leeward.

You might need one of those fire resistant windbreakers!

MinervaDoe · 11-04-2011, 20:04

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Originally Posted by ChuteTheMall

I wear a windbreaker when breaking wind to leeward.

I find windbreakers get all puffed up when they fill up with the wind.

MinervaDoe · 11-04-2011, 20:06

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Originally Posted by VN350X10

But Geesie knows how to get the shoes !

And I was ASSURED that the spot that I parked was a free zone. The little man wearing the sheet that looked like an "Animal House" extra told me it was alright...

you mean I've been shortchanged on 2% ? I'll have to go "back" and correct this gross error.....to the tune of an extra 12% (the 2% + a 10% gratuity)

uncle

The problem with time travel is that the interest will kill you.

_The_Shadow · 11-04-2011, 20:12

At least if wearing the fire resistant suit if the wind found an ignition source, others might be protected as the wind burned inside the suit! Something to be said for windburn!

ChuteTheMall · 11-04-2011, 20:16

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Originally Posted by MinervaDoe

The problem with time travel is that the interest will kill you.

Here's $35, bring me back an ounce of gold.

samurairabbi · 11-04-2011, 20:24

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Originally Posted by ChuteTheMall

Here's $35, bring me back an ounce of gold.

You're on! And at that price, the Dungeon will waive our cut of the take!

Taterhead · 11-04-2011, 21:09

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Originally Posted by _The_Shadow

At least if wearing the fire resistant suit if the wind found an ignition source, others might be protected as the wind burned inside the suit! Something to be said for windburn!

Good way to take care of that unwanted back hair problem.

***Angry Fist*** · 11-04-2011, 21:13

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Originally Posted by MinervaDoe

I find windbreakers get all puffed up when they fill up with the wind.

Gimpsuit + Pico de Gallo + beeeer.

samurairabbi · 11-04-2011, 21:28

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Originally Posted by _The_Shadow

At least if wearing the fire resistant suit if the wind found an ignition source, others might be protected as the wind burned inside the suit! Something to be said for windburn!

I suggest seeking counsel from the wisdom of the sixties:

The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind.

Bullman · 11-04-2011, 21:46

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Originally Posted by samurairabbi

You're on! And at that price, the Dungeon will waive our cut of the take!

Hey, wait just a second here..... what if we keep going back and buying the same ounce of gold for 35 bucks, and bring it back. Do we keep bringing back the same ounce? lets say we keep going back but a day earlier and keep buying the same ounce and bring it back, will we accumulate a lot of gold or will we be throwing our money away?

samurairabbi · 11-04-2011, 22:22

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Originally Posted by Bullman

Hey, wait just a second here..... what if we keep going back and buying the same ounce of gold for 35 bucks, and bring it back. Do we keep bringing back the same ounce? lets say we keep going back but a day earlier and keep buying the same ounce and bring it back, will we accumulate a lot of gold or will we be throwing our money away?

The 10-Ringers value raucous inebriated debauched partying more than accumulating wealth for the sake of accumulating wealth. So I think this recursion loop will not become troublesome.

***G33*** · 11-05-2011, 03:37

Sometimes...nearly always...Mongo, the Borg Queen and I wonder how the Federation ever survived with human rather than Ferengi accountants.

Bullman · 11-05-2011, 08:16

Mongo should talk, he started that whole parking fiasco thing by kicking the wheels off that chariot parked next to the tardis. It's not like it had tires man, I was trying to tell you. No one ever listens to me. Must be why I got married, so I would have someone around that wouldn't listen to me on a permanent basis.

Bullman · 11-05-2011, 08:16

Guess I just need to have another beer.

***G33*** · 11-05-2011, 08:51

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Originally Posted by Bullman

Mongo should talk, he started that whole parking fiasco thing by kicking the wheels off that chariot parked next to the tardis. It's not like it had tires man, I was trying to tell you. No one ever listens to me. Must be why I got married, so I would have someone around that wouldn't listen to me on a permanent basis.

What did you say?

_The_Shadow · 11-05-2011, 09:00

It was mentioned that TARDIS was not to be used for monetary gains!

If I am wrong, so be it! Also if I was miss informed, maybe Geesse could swing by an establishment and pick up an assortment of Bren Tens from the past for me.

Or if out for a spin in the future maybe she could round up a few VLTOR/Fortis Bren Tens...of course this may wind up way into the future!

MinervaDoe · 11-05-2011, 12:50

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Originally Posted by ChuteTheMall

Here's $35, bring me back an ounce of gold.

With a time machine, and $35.00, I could bring you back the deed to the Carlin-Nevada Gold Mine .
Hindsight is 20-20.

http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/2437...ines-world.htm

samurairabbi · 11-05-2011, 14:20

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Originally Posted by _The_Shadow

It was mentioned that TARDIS was not to be used for monetary gains!

If I am wrong, so be it! Also if I was miss informed, maybe Geesse could swing by an establishment and pick up an assortment of Bren Tens from the past for me.

Or if out for a spin in the future maybe she could round up a few VLTOR/Fortis Bren Tens...of course this may wind up way into the future!

More important than the Bren Ten guns ... Get some MAGAZINES!

VN350X10 · 11-05-2011, 17:11

Correct Rabbi, TARDIS cannot be used for monetary gain or the changing of history, so the BrenTens (and magazines) must also stay.
I'd really like to go back & meet the original owner of my AutoMag, to thank him for being afraid to shoot it. Left me with one that I had to break in, but I did so with more modern lubes, so it's MUCH better now.
But I would like to find some more magazines for it, I need at least one more for pin shooting ! Unlike most AutoMag & Bren owners, I actually have the 2 mags that were delivered with my pistol.....

samurairabbi · 11-05-2011, 20:26

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Originally Posted by VN350X10

Correct Rabbi, TARDIS cannot be used for monetary gain or the changing of history, so the BrenTens (and magazines) must also stay.

I think we could qualify for a Humanitarian Merciful Relief waiver to bring back Bren Ten MAGS. Just show videos of the sorrowful BrenTen owners who cannot fire their pistols. As long as we do not SELL the owners the mags, I think the Time Lords would look the other way.

As an aside: I think we have found a benefit to the fracas around events during Hermann Cain's time as the big Kahuna at the National Restaurant Association. For a merciful respite, the general public will see the National Rifle Association as the OTHER NRA.

ChuteTheMall · 11-05-2011, 21:10

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Originally Posted by samurairabbi

As an aside: I think we have found a benefit to the fracas around events during Hermann Cain's time as the big Kahuna at the National Restaurant Association. For a merciful respite, the general public will see the National Rifle Association as the OTHER NRA.

The National Rifle Association has never had a sexual harrassment incident; anyone misbehaving gets shot a little.

ChuteTheMall · 11-05-2011, 21:10