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Old 09-11-2010, 22:44   #11081
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I am flying over right now.
... and remember to follow the agreed approach pattern. It would be unforgiveable to have the rotor downwash disrupt the Lagoon party!
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Old 09-12-2010, 12:45   #11082
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Last time, I had to go personally & retrieve TARDIS, there was no bribing/buying out of it, I had to steal it back ! It won't be as eazy a second time.
The Heart of Gold has several failsafes. If the proper shutdown procedures are not followed, it shuts down lifesupport and heads to a special time and place where I retrieve it and restart life support functions. It's pretty slick, the occupants receive messaging which informs them how to survive in the stasis units. I usually return them to where I got them, but a couple of select and deserving individuals have received particularly humiliating and unnerving strandings.

It's all good.

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Old 09-12-2010, 15:59   #11083
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That's all well & good MD, but remember, I didn't design TARDIS, I won it in a game of baccaratt (excuse spelling,please)

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Old 09-12-2010, 17:25   #11084
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That's all well & good MD, but remember, I didn't design TARDIS, I won it in a game of baccaratt (excuse spelling,please)

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Not to worry. You can do what I do. I installed a version of the Trunk Monkey which works on time machines to do exactly what I described. Bonzo has worked flawlessly for me on three different occassions.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCUBxgdKZ_Y
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Old 09-12-2010, 17:42   #11085
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now that's worth looking into.....
What's it take to feed him ?
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Old 09-12-2010, 17:46   #11086
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He eats what I eat, but in a pinch, I have a 100 pound bag of Purina monkey chow which I can feed him.
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Old 09-12-2010, 17:51   #11087
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Great if he eats what I eat, but HOW MUCH ???
I about went broke when both kids were teenagers ! Don't think I can afford another one....
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Old 09-12-2010, 19:14   #11088
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Not to worry. You can do what I do. I installed a version of the Trunk Monkey which works on time machines to do exactly what I described. Bonzo has worked flawlessly for me on three different occassions.
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now that's worth looking into.....
What's it take to feed him ?
You do recall that G and Suze have been working in the Monkey DNA removal business for quite some time........

I think they would have a certain amount of immunity, if not a bit of animal magnetism with said Trunk Monkey.
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Old 09-12-2010, 19:16   #11089
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Oooooooh, last post was a pair of aces and a pair of 8s. feeling a little bit like old Wild Bill at the moment
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Old 09-12-2010, 19:28   #11090
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You can't see me... i'm invisible!
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Old 09-12-2010, 19:37   #11091
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Okay ... but your entourage ISN'T!
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Old 09-12-2010, 20:09   #11092
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When the trunk monkey grocery bill gets too high, I put him in stasis.
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Old 09-12-2010, 20:45   #11093
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So the Trunk Monkey IS like feeding a teenager !

But it might be worth it if he can work as a Lagoon Bartender on his days off.
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He makes a mean Long Island Ice Tea which has the added feature of never tasting the same way twice in a row (although he does show a decided preference for making banana daiquiris). Be careful of his specialty though. It is rumored that his Bonzo Sock Eyed Special involves putting a raw fish (among other sundry items) in a blender.
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Old 09-12-2010, 21:42   #11095
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What the heck is this thread all about?
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Old 09-13-2010, 01:14   #11096
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Okay ... but your entourage ISN'T!
No kidd'n, huh? They're so hot and perky there is just no getting them past the infrared cameras! I tried wrapping them in aluminum foil... but they just got hotter. So i tried wrapping them in cling wrap and freezing them... but they just got perkier. Stood out like night sights on a black background.

Ok, ok... take us all to the dungeon... we all need a good soapy washdown anyway!
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Old 09-13-2010, 01:16   #11097
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What the heck is this thread all about?


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Old 09-13-2010, 05:05   #11098
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What the heck is this thread all about?
I do believe you've got it bass ackwards.... What the heck isn't this thread about?
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Old 09-13-2010, 08:42   #11099
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Ok, ok... take us all to the dungeon... we all need a good soapy washdown anyway!
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The Dungeon Engineering Crew would blind you with our glaring white "engineering tans".

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I tried wrapping them in aluminum foil... but they just got hotter.
We're you indoctrinating them into the Democratic party?

The foil does not do well in the microwave scanners.
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