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Old 10-16-2011, 18:07   #13776
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The 10 Ring

The 10 Ring


Drink beer on the sand and you get?
I used to drink that stuff...
It was kind of like tequila it made the clothes fall off!
Sand gets everywhere...
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Old 10-16-2011, 18:11   #13777
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She sells, sea shells, by the sea shore!

But that's one Blue Lagoon!
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Old 10-16-2011, 20:23   #13778
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My computer has beaten me at chess!
But it was no match during the dueling contest! [***]
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Old 10-17-2011, 05:24   #13779
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Hmmmmm ... I had better phase this carefully.

If the sand is on an outer planet, you might have beer in Uranus.
Very, very close.
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Old 10-17-2011, 08:34   #13780
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Yikes. Wasn't prepared for that one.
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Old 10-17-2011, 08:40   #13781
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Very, very close.
Then it must be this one!
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Old 10-17-2011, 11:11   #13782
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Old 10-17-2011, 11:12   #13783
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Sand in your Schlitz.
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Old 10-17-2011, 17:31   #13784
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Sand in your Schlitz.
Elegantly risque! Comparable to the time a newspaper misspelled Clint Eastwood's name.
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Old 10-17-2011, 20:49   #13785
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Now how could you POSSIBLY mis-spell Eastwood ?
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Old 10-17-2011, 22:16   #13786
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Now how could you POSSIBLY mis-spell Eastwood ?
By leaving the "N" out of it.
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Old 10-17-2011, 22:17   #13787
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Clint, that is.
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Old 10-18-2011, 02:43   #13788
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By leaving the "N" out of it.
Thank you, MD. We boring Dungeon types (pardon my redundancy) were unsure of whether to respond to Unkle's seemingly clueless post. We, of course, had the feeling he was subtly razzing us with his response, but we are still currently recovering from sneaking into this last weekend's lagoon blowout.
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Old 10-18-2011, 08:47   #13789
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...and the fine white sand.
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Old 10-18-2011, 10:35   #13790
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...and the fine white sand.
Hmmmm ... Brings to mind the classic Socrates line from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure:

Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.
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Old 10-18-2011, 10:47   #13791
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This just in: SCRABBLE SCANDAL !!!

At the Scrabble World Championships, a Thai player accused a British player of cheating by concealing a letter "g" tile on his person. The Thai player demanded a strip search for this possible contraband. Tournament officials declined this demand.

Sort of makes the 10-Ring look docile by comparison.
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Old 10-18-2011, 14:22   #13792
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Thank you, MD. We boring Dungeon types (pardon my redundancy) were unsure of whether to respond to Unkle's seemingly clueless post. We, of course, had the feeling he was subtly razzing us with his response, but we are still currently recovering from sneaking into this last weekend's lagoon blowout.
I would have prefered that he asked "How can you mispell (for example) lifelike?"
Then I could have said, by getting the 'L' out of it. Punny? Huh? Huh?

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This just in: SCRABBLE SCANDAL !!!

At the Scrabble World Championships, a Thai player accused a British player of cheating by concealing a letter "g" tile on his person. The Thai player demanded a strip search for this possible contraband.
Maybe he hid it in his G-string

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...and the fine white sand.
Oh, the very abrasive, fine white sand. Yeah, I have always avoided this one. This is as close as I'll get.
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Old 10-18-2011, 16:53   #13793
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Maybe he hid it in his G-string
The Dungeon types congratulate you on your excellent comeback! The reporters on this story would have KILLED to have come up with that line!
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Well, that would have been it for their impartial and unbiased reporting then, wouldn't it.
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...and the fine white sand.
That is what is known as the "nitty gritty"
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Well, that would have been it for their impartial and unbiased reporting then, wouldn't it.
They value ratings over impartial reporting. Your line would have been worth at least three Nielson share points.
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Sand in your Schlitz.
You must watch that sand doesn't get around or on the "Twitter" either!
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SCRABBLE ??

Sounds more like Rabble to me !

Off with their Heads.......all of them !
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SCRABBLE ??

Sounds more like Rabble to me !

Off with their Heads.......all of them !
A more brutal punishment: Take away their vowels!
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why would we want their bowels ?.....

(jes gott get that seeing aid battery changed again!)
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