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Old 09-03-2002, 21:15   #1041
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11 A.M. .....My God, that's tooo early for man, beast, OR MONGO !!!!!

Can't we at least get a civilized start time, say 3:00 P.M. ?????
I mean , last call isn't untill NOON !!!!!
... sigh ... Tazz, talk to your people! We've got truly historic television coverage in the works! Is sodden drunkedness all the 10-Ringers can think about at this juncture? (Ahhh ... Rabbi.
That is all they can EVER think about!) ... Okay, you have a point there. We'll think of something.

Okay, I've got it. The TV people have dropped broad hints that they would like the Tahitian Lagoon back in operation by 1PM on Insurrection Day; I think they want shots of the Lagoon Hostesses to satisfy their predominately male viewing audience. Hey, they're paying the freight on the telecast! We can juggle the schedule to do it. (Rabbi, how can we get the new turbocharged diesel generators installed by 1PM? Our original 5PM deadline was pushing it!) ... Don't worry, I'll figure out something on the installation schedule. Anyway: Any 10-Ringer who is feeling fatigue at that time may report to the Lagoon "Hospital", for "treatment", which would include "medicine" administered in large volume at frequent intervals. It'll look dramatic on TV, too.
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Old 09-04-2002, 13:39   #1042
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Fear not....The tecnical mind of uncle albert has a brilliant plan working

We re-set the Duengon & Lagoon clocks, so as to APPEAR that the Cru & others are drinking on the normal (for Ten-Ringers) schedule, But the time really is what the ESPN people want. Kind of like a working(drinking) man's "time warp"
They don't lose air time for "sweeps" & WE don't interfere with the "medicinal" schedule!!

You can all thank me later for this brilliant plan....To the loading shed..a match cometh !!!!!!!!

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Old 09-04-2002, 21:58   #1043
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The Man From Uncle has spoken...;W
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Old 09-04-2002, 22:05   #1044
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Really...guys...
Don't make the Mistress of Discipline come out of retirement.

To be cont.

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Old 09-04-2002, 22:17   #1045
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Old 09-05-2002, 09:24   #1046
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Old 09-09-2002, 21:42   #1047
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Really...guys...
Don't make the Mistress of Discipline come out of retirement.
Yo, G29! You RULE! The TV people were sitting around hashing out coverage ideas; when they caught your MofD action, they FREAKED! You can get some MAJOR coverage on Insurrection Day if you want it! We're talking TWO feature sections, a few sidebars, and (if you are willing to come over to the Dungeon side for a gracious interlude) we can set you up as the Assistant to the Curator of the 10-Ring Art Gallery so that you can spice up the feature on the rearrangement of the Monet and Van Gogh originals in the range foyer. Nothing undignified!; the Art interlude just needs a little pizazz to keep the ESPN-2 gang involved. Let us know; you could OWN Insurrection Day coverage if you put your mind to it!
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Old 09-09-2002, 23:26   #1048
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Dearest Rabbit,
My "mind?" Rusty tried that ploy down in the want ads section. Reminds me of Star Trek: "Brain...brain...what is brain?" (Spock lost his brain episode.) But, I ramble. Let me see how the leather fits and I may get back to you.
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Old 09-10-2002, 03:03   #1049
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Old 09-10-2002, 03:07   #1050
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Old 09-10-2002, 03:21   #1051
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Old 09-10-2002, 03:22   #1052
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It fits.... (Negotiation Team.)
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Old 09-10-2002, 10:23   #1053
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G29 has the Monkey!!!


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Old 09-10-2002, 21:41   #1054
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... sigh ... Wish I were the monkey right now ...

By the way, Tazz. On the samurairabbi entry on the membership thread, you misspelled the word "sneak". Please correct it before Insurrection Day; it would humiliate the 10-Ring if that error went out to millions of viewers.

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Old 09-10-2002, 22:34   #1055
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WOW.....top the sweeps AND get on the 11:00 PM news....


Will the Lagoon girls be avaliable for an autograph session after the filming? Or is the Swedish bikini team going to be called, interupting the DNA testing of the various species of malt, hops & barley that they are involved in ?

I mean, I have staff to schedule also, hence my idea of the "mini time warp"

uncle albert;P ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;d ;c ;b
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Old 09-10-2002, 23:25   #1056
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G29 is the MONKEY GIRL!!! YEAH BABY!!! Hey, if the leather fits..... wear it! ;f

Oh, Dungeon Boy....... G29 is now the 10 Ring Queen and RULES your ayzzzz! Deal with that pal! (Tamara has just been absent from the throne a bit too long... as in "abandoned"...) I'm sure that G29 all dolled up in leather will have ESPN2 drueling AND forking over the serious cash for the hot spots in between the insurrection action. Plus, i figure a few shots of G29 beyatch slapping your sorry lead bottom .45 around the dungeon will definitely crank up the ratings!

Uncle Albert, i'm counting on you to make sure we have a packed house of bikini teams, pizza and beer on hand here to keep things hopping. You're the man... i know you can do it!

Ok, got to go... Tiger Girl needs attention again...;a
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Old 09-11-2002, 14:24   #1057
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well I've been away for a coupla months and it seems I have lost the monkey which I've held since before the 1,000th posting. I suppose I could have scarely lost it to anyone better at least. Now on to business, all this talk of tv coverage has given me an idea: live coverage of the 10 ring 24 hours a day, on our own premium channel (naturaly we'd leave out coverage of any sensitive ares, sans sensitive areas on the bikini girls of course) It would be a great way to introduce the unwashed to they marvelous 10 ring way of live, as well as generating some unembezzled income, which could be used for growing and building plants of inebriation, plus we could get our own drunk chicken to run and peck at people, it'd be great
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Old 09-11-2002, 17:18   #1058
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If I can enlist the help of MONGO, a suitable quantity of all things fattening and/or inibreiating shall be a mere moments notice away. Now if he'el leave the girls alone while the cameras from ESPN are running, we've got it made!

"Mongo.....PUT HER DOWN THIS INSTANT"


thank you. One more stunt like that and you'll just have to go to your room untill the party's over.

mongo sorry, be good boy now..help with party.....
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Old 09-14-2002, 00:37   #1059
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