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Old 07-20-2011, 09:35   #12851
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Old 07-20-2011, 09:52   #12852
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I thought...!
Mary had a little lamb,
Its fleece was white as snow,
every where that Mary went,
the lamb would say, Who's my daddy?
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Old 07-20-2011, 11:08   #12853
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Mary had a little lamb
The doctor was surprised.
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Old 07-20-2011, 13:34   #12854
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Who's my daddy?
Uh oh, now people are quoting you out of context. You must be famous or something.

Say what?
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Old 07-20-2011, 13:38   #12855
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Maybe the Lamb was a clone! Dolly was a titty baby! Utterly rediculous!
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Old 07-20-2011, 17:44   #12856
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Mary had a little sheep
and with that sheep she went to sleep.
That sheep turned ouit to be a ram.
NOW Mary has a little lamb!
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Old 07-20-2011, 20:49   #12857
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Udderly ridiculous!

Fixed it for ya.
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Old 07-21-2011, 02:49   #12858
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Old 07-21-2011, 09:39   #12859
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Old 07-21-2011, 10:00   #12860
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Photoshop works wonders...no wrinkles, no blemishes, no nothing!

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Old 07-21-2011, 11:31   #12861
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Photoshop works wonders...no wrinkles, no blemishes, no nothing!

Gone!
That is the secret to my svelte figure!
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Old 07-21-2011, 22:43   #12862
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Old 07-23-2011, 05:20   #12863
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Old 07-23-2011, 09:40   #12864
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G33...Gee!
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Old 07-23-2011, 13:18   #12865
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Want to get ahead?
I was going to say I won't go there, but everything I thought of just came out wrong.

I guess I'll just go skull-king away.
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Old 07-23-2011, 14:36   #12866
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Old 07-23-2011, 18:56   #12867
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Old 07-23-2011, 20:18   #12868
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That ain't no horsey that the avatar is riding! Hi! Ho! Sybian! Away!
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Old 07-23-2011, 21:29   #12869
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A medical acquaintance came up with one that may amuse the primitive 10-Ring membership (pardon my redundancy):

10mm ... When the childproof caps are particularly aggravating!
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Old 07-23-2011, 21:54   #12870
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A medical acquaintance came up with one that may amuse the primitive 10-Ring membership (pardon my redundancy):

10mm ... When the childproof caps are particularly aggravating!
Are you saying that you'd shoot yourself in the pills?



Careful with that 10mm.
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Old 07-24-2011, 08:47   #12871
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Are you saying that you'd shoot yourself in the pills?



Careful with that 10mm.
I don't guard my pills; I guard my CANISTERS!
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Old 07-24-2011, 19:27   #12872
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I can't go away for 24 hrs. without this bunch getting into trouble.....was awaiting Geesie to greet us on the re-entry, but NOOO. Was she out shopping ?Nothing removed from my InterGalactic Credits Card
But I got a great deal on a slightly used Space Shuttle, all I have to do is transport it to the Lagoon & we've got a new Party Lounge/DJ booth.
Just got to get in touch with susan28......& Mongo
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Old 07-24-2011, 19:34   #12873
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That sounds great ...
Hey can I play body snatchers with the robotic arm?
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That sounds great ...
Hey can I play body snatchers with the robotic arm?
Sure, but you need to wait a few days. We've rigged it up for a great practical joke. We're going to give Mongo a wedgie with it.
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Old 07-24-2011, 20:42   #12875
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But I got a great deal on a slightly used Space Shuttle, all I have to do is transport it to the Lagoon & we've got a new Party Lounge/DJ booth.

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