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Old 07-16-2011, 07:27   #12826
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Old 07-16-2011, 10:42   #12827
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need fingers back
Fat chance!
And NO DNA removal for you.
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Old 07-16-2011, 12:18   #12828
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Heck! I'd just settle for a DNA workup!


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Old 07-16-2011, 22:33   #12829
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cAN'T REmove MY OWn dnA or type wiTHOUt fiNgeRS
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Old 07-17-2011, 01:31   #12830
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I sort of miss handing out the punishment.
Uh Oh! Twee-Twee is discontent. EMERGENCY ALERT! EMERGENCY ALERT!

10-Ringers! To your action stations!

In order to resolve this situation, I am willing to take one for the team. I anticipate that this month I will fail to expend the proper quota of my .45 ammo stash, as required by my conditions of my transition to full 10-Ring membership status. I will therefore sacrifice myself to "anticipatory" chamber punishment session at Twee-Twee's hands, even though the month has not yet been completed. Perhaps this arrangement will be sufficient to remedy her discontent.

10-Ringers, raise a toast to me as I endure this for the general good of the 10-Ring.
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Old 07-17-2011, 07:48   #12831
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Old 07-17-2011, 08:53   #12832
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Oh man, where is my action station......
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Old 07-17-2011, 11:30   #12833
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Twee Twee, That's a nice Hallmark...I didn't know you cared so much!
When you care enough to send the very best...
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Old 07-18-2011, 14:38   #12834
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Hmmmmm ... I think I'll miss my .45 ammo expenditure quota NEXT month, too!
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Old 07-18-2011, 20:55   #12835
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SR, Wha are we to think! Last month & NEXT month! OK

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Old 07-18-2011, 21:57   #12836
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SR, Wha are we to think! Last month & NEXT month! OK

... And maybe even some months after THAT! Hey, submitting to degradation at Twee-Twee's hands to sooth the savage beast that lurks within her soul can be a passable way to pass the time!
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Old 07-19-2011, 03:50   #12837
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Old 07-19-2011, 08:42   #12838
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I am now paying attention!
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Old 07-19-2011, 10:54   #12839
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I am now paying attention!
I've been paying attention since Summer Glau started dual wielding.
Why not dual G18s?
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Old 07-19-2011, 17:20   #12840
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I've been paying attention since Summer Glau started dual wielding.
Why not dual G18s?
Nice idea in theory. However, the 18 shoots such little bitty bullets. Is the 9mm projectile permissible here in the 10 Ring if not driven by a 9mm Super Mag, errr, 9x25 Dillon?

Judges? Can we get a ruling on that?
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As a lowly 10-Ring member without status, I would agree to the 9x25 Dillion because of its relationship to the masterful 10mm. But who am I to Judge?

Twee Twee forgive me or punish me, if this subordinate has stepped beyon his athority as a lowly 10-Ringer...
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Old 07-19-2011, 19:42   #12842
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Twee Twee forgive me or punish me, if this subordinate has stepped beyon his athority as a lowly 10-Ringer...
Why not both?
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Old 07-19-2011, 19:57   #12843
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You're cruisin' for a bruisin'.
You're joggin' for a floggin'.
You're gunnin' for a run in.
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Old 07-19-2011, 21:04   #12844
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You're milkin' for a bilkin'.
You're pokin' for a chokin'.
You're hoppin' for a boppin'.

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Old 07-19-2011, 21:50   #12845
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OK, Samurai Rabbi Both! But be warned, it may cut into your this month and next month somewhat...maybe months to come too!

You heard them Twee Twee...I need the works!

I'm Sleeze'n for Please'n
Kitty Cat, Pitty Pat.
Hippie Kiya, Ready to Play or Pay!
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Old 07-19-2011, 22:30   #12846
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OK, Samurai Rabbi Both! But be warned, it may cut into your this month and next month somewhat...maybe months to come too!

You heard them Twee Twee...I need the works!
I will devise an adequate method to assuage any disappointment I may encouinter, and muddle through somehow. Running the Dungeon operation teaches one patience.
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Old 07-19-2011, 22:45   #12847
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Running the Dungeon operation teaches one patience.
It teaches "one" how to handle disapoinment.
It's actually kind of a crash course in how to handle disapointment.
It's a disapointing way to learn how to deal with disapointment.

I go to da docta, and the receptionist says to me, "We don't have a slot open for ya. Der must be something wrong wit dis appointment."
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Old 07-20-2011, 09:31   #12848
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I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
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Old 07-20-2011, 09:32   #12849
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It teaches "one" how to handle disapoinment.
It's actually kind of a crash course in how to handle disapointment.
It's a disapointing way to learn how to deal with disapointment.
But then, failure to channel disappointment to deal with disappointment would be most disappointing.
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Old 07-20-2011, 09:34   #12850
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Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides,
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her thighs.



Mary had another skirt
twas split right up the front,






...but she didn't wear that one very often.

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