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Old 06-30-2011, 10:47   #12726
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... but what if you are actually a cloned version of your original self that was abducted by aliens who want to subvert earth by corrupting our election processes? Your government-issue ID would be helpless to prevent this kind of perversion of a republican system of government!
Hmmm. You might be onto ACORN's next "get out the vote" campaign.
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Old 06-30-2011, 13:05   #12727
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Hmmm. You might be onto ACORN's next "get out the vote" campaign.
SOMEONE may try this move, but it won't be ACORN. That outfit is pretty well out of business. Embarrasing videos can do that, AND Acorn got caught up endorsing one of the biggest shysters in the whole sub-prime mortgage blowup. Nothing like bad PR to blow away a claim to being an advocate for the down-trodden unfortunate population classes.
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Old 06-30-2011, 15:01   #12728
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SOMEONE may try this move, but it won't be ACORN. That outfit is pretty well out of business. Embarrasing videos can do that, AND Acorn got caught up endorsing one of the biggest shysters in the whole sub-prime mortgage blowup. Nothing like bad PR to blow away a claim to being an advocate for the down-trodden unfortunate population classes.
They'll just change the organization's name and give some community organizer a list of names to contact.
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Old 06-30-2011, 20:14   #12729
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Old 06-30-2011, 22:07   #12730
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^ I wonder if that is what is causing all the burning and itching ummmm, hiw do I say this... "back there."
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Old 07-01-2011, 22:24   #12731
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The formal medical term for having your head up your ass is "recto-cranial inversion". The 10-Ring Med Center requests that this proper terminology be used in order to maintain a veneer of scholarliness overlaying the standard-issue 10-Ring raucous inebriated debauched revelry (pardon my massively redundant redundancies).
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Old 07-01-2011, 22:29   #12732
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The formal medical term for having your head up your ass is "recto-cranial inversion". The 10-Ring Med Center requests that this proper terminology be used in order to maintain a veneer of scholarliness overlaying the standard-issue 10-Ring raucous inebriated debauched revelry (pardon my massively redundant redundancies).
So ....
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Old 07-01-2011, 22:56   #12733
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The formal medical term for having your head up your ass is "recto-cranial inversion". The 10-Ring Med Center requests that this proper terminology be used in order to maintain a veneer of scholarliness overlaying the standard-issue 10-Ring raucous inebriated debauched revelry (pardon my massively redundant redundancies).
Medical terms like "Optic Rectomitus" is a sever blood disorder to which rectal blood flow somehow gets mixed with optical nerve blood flow causing a Shiatty out look on life! It has been observed in various individuals that were subjected to different stimuli to include inebriated debauched 10-ring raucous revelry (pardon my massively redundant redundancies).
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Old 07-02-2011, 11:42   #12734
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Is there a cream for that?
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Old 07-02-2011, 11:52   #12735
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The development of NOBAMANEX is in the final stages and awaiting approval!
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NOBAMANEX should be getting final approval in Nov. 2012
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Old 07-02-2011, 16:45   #12737
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NOBAMANEX should be getting final approval in Nov. 2012
There was thoughts of NOBAMA-ATALL laxitives to remove the offensive stool from the oval orfice...

That is my long awaited hope and changing it back outlook! The electorial college may wave a different banner depending on how things shake loose!
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Old 07-02-2011, 19:19   #12738
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I offer some classic political advice: Savor the moments your opposition is in power; its mistakes will be the lever to put YOUR people back in power.
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Old 07-03-2011, 00:08   #12739
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Water logged

A little sunburnt

Stuffed

Sorta buzzed

The yard and house all decorated in red, white, and blue

Beer's still cold and flowing

Good friends

Great family

Clear skies

The annual Independence Day weekend party by the pool is another success!

Have a very happy Independence Day everyone. I am grateful to be an American!
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Old 07-03-2011, 11:24   #12740
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Parade to watch, 'que to cook, beer to drink.....


Yep, got MY day planned !


Happy & safe Independence Day to all !
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Old 07-03-2011, 11:28   #12741
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Water logged

A little sunburnt

Stuffed

Sorta buzzed

The yard and house all decorated in red, white, and blue

Beer's still cold and flowing

Good friends

Great family

Clear skies

The annual Independence Day weekend party by the pool is another success!

Have a very happy Independence Day everyone. I am grateful to be an American!
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I offer some classic political advice: Savor the moments your opposition is in power; its mistakes will be the lever to put YOUR people back in power.
Sun Tsu?
Confucius?
Machiavelli?
Rabbi?

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“I'm just deeply disappointed that once again we may have to settle for the lesser of two evils.”
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Dull would be the man who should merely tolerate this plan of social industry. Weak would be the position of him who should take an apologetic tone in defending it, or present its claims in a merely negative way, by exposing the evils and perils of the socialistic plan.
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Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.
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For among other evils caused by being disarmed, it renders you contemptible; which is one of those disgraceful things which a prince must guard against.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Old 07-03-2011, 19:28   #12742
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Old 07-03-2011, 19:32   #12743
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America!! Right back to ya!
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Old 07-03-2011, 22:45   #12744
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and tomorrow is another cookout !

after this weekend, I'll need to get back to the Lagoon to get some rest !
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Old 07-03-2011, 23:54   #12745
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Honestly, all this relaxin' wears me out.
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Old 07-04-2011, 02:19   #12746
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Must be nice. Been working this weekend. Been a little busy too.
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Old 07-04-2011, 06:02   #12747
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Must be nice. Been working this weekend. Been a little busy too.
Same here.

Plus the NS bottling facility has been giving us fits since we tried to up the rates. The way bottles are being thrown around, you'd think there was a crowd of drunken engineering interns . . . . . . . hmmmmm.

I need to check on something.
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Old 07-04-2011, 08:23   #12748
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You think the engineering interns are blowin' the tops off of some? The production counter showed that there was more produced than actual warehouse quanity.

I overheard one of them say it was going to waste or waist!
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Old 07-04-2011, 09:35   #12749
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OK.....was teasing the interns....sort of.....
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Old 07-04-2011, 12:40   #12750
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OH yes, I like that Patriotic Look!
You, Me & the Red White & Blue!
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