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06-30-2011, 10:47
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Counting Beans
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Originally Posted by samurairabbi
... but what if you are actually a cloned version of your original self that was abducted by aliens who want to subvert earth by corrupting our election processes? Your government-issue ID would be helpless to prevent this kind of perversion of a republican system of government!
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Hmmm. You might be onto ACORN's next "get out the vote" campaign.
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06-30-2011, 13:05
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Dungeon Schmuck
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Originally Posted by Taterhead
Hmmm. You might be onto ACORN's next "get out the vote" campaign.
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SOMEONE may try this move, but it won't be ACORN. That outfit is pretty well out of business. Embarrasing videos can do that, AND Acorn got caught up endorsing one of the biggest shysters in the whole sub-prime mortgage blowup. Nothing like bad PR to blow away a claim to being an advocate for the down-trodden unfortunate population classes.
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06-30-2011, 15:01
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Originally Posted by samurairabbi
SOMEONE may try this move, but it won't be ACORN. That outfit is pretty well out of business. Embarrasing videos can do that, AND Acorn got caught up endorsing one of the biggest shysters in the whole sub-prime mortgage blowup. Nothing like bad PR to blow away a claim to being an advocate for the down-trodden unfortunate population classes.
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They'll just change the organization's name and give some community organizer a list of names to contact.
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06-30-2011, 20:14
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06-30-2011, 22:07
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Counting Beans
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^ I wonder if that is what is causing all the burning and itching ummmm, hiw do I say this... "back there."
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07-01-2011, 22:24
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Dungeon Schmuck
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The formal medical term for having your head up your ass is "recto-cranial inversion". The 10-Ring Med Center requests that this proper terminology be used in order to maintain a veneer of scholarliness overlaying the standard-issue 10-Ring raucous inebriated debauched revelry (pardon my massively redundant redundancies).
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07-01-2011, 22:29
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Originally Posted by samurairabbi
The formal medical term for having your head up your ass is "recto-cranial inversion". The 10-Ring Med Center requests that this proper terminology be used in order to maintain a veneer of scholarliness overlaying the standard-issue 10-Ring raucous inebriated debauched revelry (pardon my massively redundant redundancies).
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So ....
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07-01-2011, 22:56
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Quote:
Originally Posted by samurairabbi
The formal medical term for having your head up your ass is "recto-cranial inversion". The 10-Ring Med Center requests that this proper terminology be used in order to maintain a veneer of scholarliness overlaying the standard-issue 10-Ring raucous inebriated debauched revelry (pardon my massively redundant redundancies).
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Medical terms like "Optic Rectomitus" is a sever blood disorder to which rectal blood flow somehow gets mixed with optical nerve blood flow causing a Shiatty out look on life!    It has been observed in various individuals that were subjected to different stimuli to include inebriated debauched 10-ring raucous revelry (pardon my massively redundant redundancies). 
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Last edited by _The_Shadow; 07-01-2011 at 22:58..
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07-02-2011, 11:42
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Counting Beans
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Is there a cream for that?
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07-02-2011, 11:52
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The development of NOBAMANEX is in the final stages and awaiting approval!
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07-02-2011, 16:32
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NOBAMANEX should be getting final approval in Nov. 2012 
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07-02-2011, 16:45
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Originally Posted by VN350X10
NOBAMANEX should be getting final approval in Nov. 2012 |
There was thoughts of NOBAMA-ATALL laxitives to remove the offensive stool from the oval orfice...  
That is my long awaited hope and changing it back outlook! The electorial college may wave a different banner depending on how things shake loose!
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07-02-2011, 19:19
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Dungeon Schmuck
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I offer some classic political advice: Savor the moments your opposition is in power; its mistakes will be the lever to put YOUR people back in power.
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07-03-2011, 00:08
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Counting Beans
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Water logged
A little sunburnt
Stuffed
Sorta buzzed
The yard and house all decorated in red, white, and blue
Beer's still cold and flowing
Good friends
Great family
Clear skies
The annual Independence Day weekend party by the pool is another success!
Have a very happy Independence Day everyone. I am grateful to be an American!
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07-03-2011, 11:24
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Parade to watch,  'que to cook, beer to drink.....
Yep, got MY day planned !
Happy & safe Independence Day to all !
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07-03-2011, 11:28
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Originally Posted by Taterhead
Water logged
A little sunburnt
Stuffed
Sorta buzzed
The yard and house all decorated in red, white, and blue
Beer's still cold and flowing
Good friends
Great family
Clear skies
The annual Independence Day weekend party by the pool is another success!
Have a very happy Independence Day everyone. I am grateful to be an American!
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You forgot to mention that the Interwebs are still functioning.
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Originally Posted by SurrogateRabbi
I offer some classic political advice: Savor the moments your opposition is in power; its mistakes will be the lever to put YOUR people back in power.
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Sun Tsu?
Confucius?
Machiavelli?
Rabbi?
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Originally Posted by Howard Dean
“I'm just deeply disappointed that once again we may have to settle for the lesser of two evils.”
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Originally Posted by John Bates Clark
Dull would be the man who should merely tolerate this plan of social industry. Weak would be the position of him who should take an apologetic tone in defending it, or present its claims in a merely negative way, by exposing the evils and perils of the socialistic plan.
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Originally Posted by Ambrose Bierce
Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.
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Originally Posted by Niccolo Machiavelli
For among other evils caused by being disarmed, it renders you contemptible; which is one of those disgraceful things which a prince must guard against.
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Originally Posted by Mae West
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Last edited by MinervaDoe; 07-03-2011 at 11:29..
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07-03-2011, 19:28
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07-03-2011, 19:32
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Ret. Fireman
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  America!! Right back to ya!
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07-03-2011, 22:45
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and tomorrow is another cookout !
after this weekend, I'll need to get back to the Lagoon to get some rest !
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07-03-2011, 23:54
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Honestly, all this relaxin' wears me out.
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07-04-2011, 02:19
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disturbd deputy
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Must be nice. Been working this weekend. Been a little busy too.
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07-04-2011, 06:02
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Originally Posted by Bullman
Must be nice. Been working this weekend. Been a little busy too.
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Same here.
Plus the NS bottling facility has been giving us fits since we tried to up the rates. The way bottles are being thrown around, you'd think there was a crowd of drunken engineering interns . . . . . . . hmmmmm.
I need to check on something.
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07-04-2011, 08:23
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Ret. Fireman
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You think the engineering interns are blowin' the tops off of some? The production counter showed that there was more produced than actual warehouse quanity.
I overheard one of them say it was going to waste or waist!
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07-04-2011, 09:35
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CLM Number 296
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OK.....was teasing the interns....sort of.....
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07-04-2011, 12:40
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OH yes, I like that Patriotic Look!
