08:40 PM - Page 508

ChuteTheMall · 06-23-2011, 05:14

Uh-oh, here we go again........

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MOVED to Page 508

Bullman · 06-23-2011, 07:25

Getting impatient?

samurairabbi · 06-23-2011, 13:57

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Originally Posted by Bullman

Getting impatient?

I would not term it "impatient"; CTM's focus on catching the page changes has become part of the 8:40pm outlook-on-life shtick. It serves a useful purpose, too; the rest of the 10-Ring can concentrate on our partying, inebriation, raucous debauched revelry, embezzlement, scholarly research, and milking the grant money allocations all we can. The placing of the catch-the-page-change syndrome into its niche market is actually useful to the purposes of our noble organization.

_The_Shadow · 06-23-2011, 14:13

I supose CTM will take even greater pride when page 840 is turned!

Therefore with a little set-a-side of the embezzlement funds or even a very special grant allocation CTM could prepare a very flashy special page announcement!

samurairabbi · 06-23-2011, 17:22

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I supose CTM will take even greater pride when page 840 is turned!

Therefore with a little set-a-side of the embezzlement funds or even a very special grant allocation CTM could prepare a very flashy special page announcement!

Hmmmm ... 840 pages ... fairly close to a possible 20,000 post celebratory blowout ... This has possibilities! Shadow, the Dungeon Planning/Logistics people are grateful to you for pointing out this possibility; perhaps our planning event horizon is now a bit too close. We will adjust.

Fortunately, there is sufficient time to adjust to this changed outlook. Planning will commence upon completion of the logistics efforts supporting the July 4th blowouts.

VN350X10 · 06-23-2011, 19:18

regarding July 4th.......

wouldn't they be considered Blowups ??
(NO, NOT the ones that T*** has in his Penthouse "Office") !

MinervaDoe · 06-23-2011, 19:38

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perhaps our planning event horizon is now a bit too close.

If I told you once, I told you a thousand times, when using the Tardis to open an interspatial flexure, all safety protocols must be engaged. Event horizons are nothing to toy with.

It's all fun and games until somebody loses a galaxy.

_The_Shadow · 06-23-2011, 19:58

Nothing like a Galaxy caught in the spin cycle,

shifting the flexure of interspatial to neutral, to allow for a total reversal procedural, without interlacing a wrinkle of the time fabric, could have dimensional discrepancies!

Somehow Bounce might be able to smooth out the wrinkle and bring harmony back to the galactic forces...

I suppose samurairabbi can understand the gravity of the situation!<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>

samurairabbi · 06-23-2011, 20:05

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I suppose samurairabbi can understand the gravity of the situation!<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>

An applicable philosophy of life:

The world sucks ... and you thought it was gravity!

MinervaDoe · 06-23-2011, 21:17

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An applicable philosophy of life:

The world sucks ... and you thought it was gravity!

All you have to do is flush the toilet to see that it isn't gravity.

So, the corporal punishment of toilet syphoning is definitely out of the question?

Thank you.

samurairabbi · 06-23-2011, 22:53

Listen up, you marginally coherent 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy). The Dungeon Legal Team heard a good one today that we believe worthy of the highest do-anything-to-keep-the-client-out-of-jail traditions of the legal support we give to the miscreant 10-Ringers. (Again, pardon my redundancy)

Lindsay Lohan, in her continuing quest to win Twit-of-the-year honors, tested positive for alcohol on her latest legal exam. Her counsel dug through the paperwork, and found the court's no-alcohol writ had EXPIRED, and had not been renewed by the court and prosecutors! So she dodged the bullet on this one. Our disgust at her dodging the terms of her probation is overwhelmed by our admiration of the resourcefulness of her legal reps. If any of us ever foul up, that lawyer would be handy to have on the payroll.

MinervaDoe · 06-24-2011, 11:51

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Lindsay Lohan, in her continuing quest to win Twit-of-the-year honors, tested positive for alcohol on her latest legal exam. Her counsel dug through the paperwork, and found the court's no-alcohol writ had EXPIRED, and had not been renewed by the court and prosecutors! So she dodged the bullet on this one. Our disgust at her dodging the terms of her probation is overwhelmed by our admiration of the resourcefulness of her legal reps. If any of us ever foul up, that lawyer would be handy to have on the payroll.

IMHO, she's got the gene. I assume that her body perceives alchohol as a very compelling food source.

I wish her luck, but she appears incapable of quitting.

Let's make her an honorary Lagoon Party Queen and invite her to a 10 Ring inebriation session.

_The_Shadow · 06-24-2011, 13:50

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Let's make her an honorary Lagoon Party Queen and invite her to a 10 Ring inebriation session.

Be very very careful, as she is a known thief and might try and get her slimmy paws on the embezzlement funds!

Therefore I can NOT second that motion!

***G33*** · 06-24-2011, 15:16

Off with her head!

VN350X10 · 06-24-2011, 18:24

Now, now Geesie.....don't be quite so harsh on the girl.
She MUST have some redeeming qualities, so why not invite her & let uncle "talk" to her a bit

.
In the spirit of our Eskimo friends, she might be good for a laugh or two..

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samurairabbi · 06-24-2011, 18:44

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Be very very careful, as she is a known thief and might try and get her slimmy paws on the embezzlement funds!

Therefore I can NOT second that motion!

Shadow, I agree with your opposition to the motion. I think we can STILL have some fun at her expense.

1) We can allow her access to our COUNTERFEIT jewelry. She steals it, has it appraised, and finds out WE conned HER! A moment to be savored.

2) We can allow her access to the COINS section of the embezzlement operation. She gets greedy, tries to steal a lot of coins, pops a disc, and our spies at the Med Center feed us copies of her x-rays. That, plus our savoring her physical discomforture while she is stuck on home detention, would be worth the minor loss entailed by a few missing bags of change.

_The_Shadow · 06-24-2011, 19:15

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Shadow, I agree with your opposition to the motion. I think we can STILL have some fun at her expense.

1) We can allow her access to our COUNTERFEIT jewelry. She steals it, has it appraised, and finds out WE conned HER! A moment to be savored.

2) We can allow her access to the COINS section of the embezzlement operation. She gets greedy, tries to steal a lot of coins, pops a disc, and our spies at the Med Center feed us copies of her x-rays. That, plus our savoring her physical discomforture while she is stuck on home detention, would be worth the minor loss entailed by a few missing bags of change.

Seeing how you put it that way...can I play the TSA Inspector role!

samurairabbi · 06-24-2011, 20:18

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Seeing how you put it that way...can I play the TSA Inspector role!

I congratulate you on your perception and initiative in noting the availability of an inspection position in this situation. The spot is yours!

I offer the full assistance of the Dungeon support staff in working out the full logistics backup for your duties. In particular, we suggest you have a backup to standard latex exam gloves; loopy Lindsay showing up at the 10-Ring Med Center with an avoidable allergic reaction would diminish the prestige of our operation.

_The_Shadow · 06-24-2011, 20:33

Powder free Nitrile Gloves usually will surfice! I am glad you are offering the assistance of the Dungeon support staff on this one! She will need to be watched/monitored during the Lagoon party functions.

Brace yourselves should she accept the invitation...

VN350X10 · 06-24-2011, 21:29

rather a different kind of "party favor" eh what ?

samurairabbi · 06-24-2011, 22:06

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Powder free Nitrile Gloves usually will surfice! I am glad you are offering the assistance of the Dungeon support staff on this one! She will need to be watched/monitored during the Lagoon party functions.

Brace yourselves should she accept the invitation...

Clearly NOT her most favorable camera angle. If she does show up in the 10-Ring facility, we'll fly her up to 20,000 feet, strap a chute to her, and shove her out the hatch.

One minor detail: Twee-Twee will have packed the chute.

***G33*** · 06-25-2011, 03:46

Off with her kneecaps!

_The_Shadow · 06-25-2011, 08:47

Twee Twee...Will probably add a "Safety Noose" to the packed chute. Here honey you need to slip this over your head for safety! Look out when the chute opens!

Its not pretty, when it drinks!

samurairabbi · 06-25-2011, 11:32

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Off with her kneecaps!

Good ol' Twee-Twee! A truly creative way to stick it to an over-hyped minimally talented media fixation target.

VN350X10 · 06-25-2011, 20:17

O.K. Geesie, enough already....

you can have TARDIS back......enjoy your shopping trip.

Uncle's only request is various samples of BBQ sauces you may encounter, poor Mongo is getting rather bored with my fave recipe, as it is only hot enough to remove chrome from the bumper of a '54 Buick...

He wants something with a bit more "kick" to it.

drive safe !

uncle