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Old 06-20-2011, 16:08   #12651
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Old 06-20-2011, 16:48   #12652
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Old 06-20-2011, 18:43   #12653
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Uncle learned a long time ago that if one has a fast, unique or other blatant vehicle, the more pedestrian the plate, the better !
For a number of years, I had a plate on my VW Dune Buggy that was right in the middle of the sequence that just "happened" to be set up for the City of McHenry's unmarked PD cars ! Amazing what can happen when an old friend works at the DMV.....


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Old 06-20-2011, 22:05   #12654
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Couldn't resist, could you?
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Tater, the Dungeon scholarly organizations agree with your assessment; that pun was clearly at variance with the linguistic standards we prefer to maintain within the 10-Ring organization. Be assured we Dungeon admin types will formulate some sort of suitably classy punishment to be inflicted on the perpetrator of that substandard line. We will keep you advised.
No!!! Not another spate of toilet syphoning duty.

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Uncle learned a long time ago that if one has a fast, unique or other blatant vehicle, the more pedestrian the plate, the better !
I've found that a white 85 LX hatchback is pretty easily overlooked. By accident, I've found a spot where the police seem to wait for the sound of a car under hard acceleration and then drive onto the expressway. On two different occassions, I slowed back down to expressway speed by the intersection and didn't even get a suspicous look from the cop who was swiveling his head looking for a hot car.

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For a number of years, I had a plate on my VW Dune Buggy that was right in the middle of the sequence that just "happened" to be set up for the City of McHenry's unmarked PD cars ! Amazing what can happen when an old friend works at the DMV.....
If you had our embezzlement division work on that one, they probably also could have arranged for the city to pay your registration fees too.
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Old 06-20-2011, 22:38   #12655
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No!!! Not another spate of toilet syphoning duty.

Story of my life.
Yo, MD! The Dungeon Admin Apparatus thinks you are confusing OUR punishment with that imposed by the common-rabble-9-and-40-shooters for THEIR infractions! Forcing you onto toilet duty is more THEIR style. As a defendant in the dock for a violation of 10-Ring repartee' standards, you would actually be in a rather enviable position: first choice on food, first choice on libations, prime seat for all the banter between all involved in the proceedings, your every whim satisfied lest we be accused of cruel treatment of a helpless defendant. And even if you are convicted, well, all sentences of a 10-Ring Tribunal must pass appeal by a sober 10-Ring quorum. As of today, the sentencing backlog is so great you would be on social security before your case would make it to the top of the review list. The price of 10mm ammo should rank FAR above any concern about the outcome of your "trial".
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Old 06-21-2011, 08:36   #12656
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I have one thing to say: Jes!

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Old 06-21-2011, 14:38   #12657
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Oh, that kind of tanto. I thought you guys were talking about the Lone Rangers buddy.
Why didn't you say so.
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Someone once said...Oh that Knife!

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Old 06-21-2011, 15:25   #12659
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That reminds me. I forgot to include my japanese Yari (speartip, currently not mounted on a staff).
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Old 06-21-2011, 15:37   #12660
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I have one thing to say: Jes!

Hmmmmm ... Twee-Twee is pleased. When Twee-Twee is pleased, we are ALL pleased! MinervaDoe, you have just fulfilled the operational requirements to be specified, in 10-Ring parlance, as "one lucky bastard"! Those of us on the admin duties at your upcoming tribunal symposium request you keep us in mind as candidates for "mispresion of felony" charges for our possible participation in your heinous pun offense. Twee-Twee is in charge of interim punishment for pending sentences until the inebriated 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy) finally get their judicial act together and determine whether your appeal is really worth a damn. Most "victims" of Twee-Twee's interim punishments wind up hitting their knees hoping for interminable delay in the 10-Ring judicial apparatus. Hence our envy of you during adjudication of your heavy-handed linguistic faux-pau.

We'll keep a light on for you ... but then, Twee-Twee may prefer to work in the dark.
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Old 06-21-2011, 15:57   #12661
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trust uncle.....
she does her best work by soft candlelight, with peacful music & a bottle of L.Rothschild chilling to the proper temperature.

As Bogie once made a comment about Lauren Bacall..."Dat's one Classy Dame" !
to Geesie, it also applies, in spades (Sam).


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You guys got all that from one "Jes".
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Old 06-21-2011, 16:19   #12663
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You guys got all that from one "Jes".
We DO get all that from one "Jes" ... because we WISH to get all that from one "Jes"!
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Old 06-21-2011, 17:11   #12664
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Like I mentioned previously she says so little but it speaks volumes...sometimes it is just as simple as a smile or a little wavey

Then Twee-Twee writes..."Jes"

yep we get all that from one "Jes"!
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Old 06-21-2011, 17:15   #12665
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I get "Jes" all the time at home.
"Jes," I can take the garbage out.
"Jes," I can have twenty dollars to go to my shooting league (and I can keep the change).
"Jes," my risotto was good.
And, if I am very very good, I occassionally get a "Jeez."
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Old 06-22-2011, 06:54   #12667
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The Dungeon Neo-Existentialist Observational Entity wishes to announce that it has nothing to contribute to the current discussion of Twee-Twee's involvement in driving the current trend of progress on this page of the thread.

Thank you for your attention.
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Old 06-22-2011, 16:11   #12668
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consider this the Official Notification of the Observation of samurairabbi's last post.....
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Old 06-22-2011, 21:02   #12670
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consider this the Official Notification of the Observation of samurairabbi's last post.....
Hey, nothing works better than a spot of doubletalk when trying to cover up a 0.11% overrun in last weekend's embezzlement rate.
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Shhhhhh! Obamy might want to get his hands on some of that!
Deep debt you know!
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