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Old 06-03-2011, 21:30   #12576
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Old 06-04-2011, 21:07   #12577
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The Dungeon financial types are proud to announce that the embezzlement rate has been returned to the standard-issue 39%. The additional costs of the 500th page string of blowouts has been fully amortized, so the additional 0.21% we were taking is no longer necessary.

Actually, I must confess, due to a slowdown in the counting setup, we kept the higher embezzlement rate in place for three unnecessary days. Rather than simply refund the overage (which would be an offense against the Dungeon pride), we decided to divert the excess to capital improvements supporting additions to Eng151515's brewing setup. We think the 10-Ringers will support this choice.
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Old 06-04-2011, 21:15   #12578
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we decided to divert the excess to capital improvements supporting additions to Eng151515's brewing setup. We think the 10-Ringers will support this choice.
Sounds good to me...Eng151515's brewing setup can always use additions!A little taste testing is always in order
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Old 06-04-2011, 21:21   #12579
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Sounds good to me...Eng151515's brewing setup can always use additions! A little taste testing is always in order
Hmmmmm ... a LITTLE taste testing? ... This outfit would write the book on 100% Destructive Testing if we gave it a chance!
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Old 06-05-2011, 09:02   #12580
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What?
Edible filter media.
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Old 06-05-2011, 19:39   #12581
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What?
Edible filter media.
Hmmmm ... adds a whole new meaning to the phrase "I got the munchies!"
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Old 06-06-2011, 08:30   #12582
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Edible filter media.
Well . . . the engineer-tanned geeks in my crew have developed a testing standard for ready-to-donate filter media - but the donors generally don't want them anywhere near. And who can blame the donors?

I try to keep an eye on the Dungeon Engineering Crew. Especially the interns.
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Old 06-06-2011, 11:59   #12583
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Old 06-06-2011, 20:10   #12584
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Old 06-07-2011, 12:50   #12585
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Old 06-08-2011, 14:22   #12586
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Alright, the cute and funny redhead avatar is back.

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Hey Lucy!! You got some 'splainin' to do.
I just visited the Debbil's user page. She has had 9,986 visitors. I guess inquiring minds want to know.
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Old 06-09-2011, 10:26   #12587
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Make that 9,987 visitors.
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Old 06-09-2011, 10:56   #12588
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Not red.
Brunette.
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Old 06-09-2011, 11:08   #12589
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Not red.
Brunette.
Could that belt hold a 29? Hmmmmmmm.......
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Old 06-09-2011, 11:09   #12590
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I gotta new thought for a movie title: Debbil does doubletap!
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Old 06-09-2011, 12:00   #12591
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Could that belt hold a 29? Hmmmmmmm.......
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Old 06-09-2011, 12:37   #12592
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Not red.
Brunette.
Now you've got a cat.
How am I supposed to double check my facts?
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Old 06-09-2011, 12:44   #12593
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Make that 9,987 visitors.
Twee-Twee is demonstrably a most capable hostess!
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Old 06-09-2011, 12:48   #12594
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Not red. Brunette.
Even the Putty Cat is Brunette...
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Old 06-09-2011, 13:10   #12595
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Now you've got a cat.
How am I supposed to double check my facts?
Twee-Twee is a rigorous avatar changer; it is an inherent aspect of her persona. In fact, we have installed an alert procedure available to her as a distress call: if she stays with the same avatar for a full week, that will be a clear yet subtle declaration that she has been abducted by aliens and replace down here by an engineered clone. The 10mm crowd would then spring to action in an officially sanctioned manner to remedy the situation.
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Old 06-09-2011, 14:02   #12596
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Twee-Twee is a rigorous avatar changer; it is an inherent aspect of her persona. In fact, we have installed an alert procedure available to her as a distress call: if she stays with the same avatar for a full week, that will be a clear yet subtle declaration that she has been abducted by aliens and replace down here by an engineered clone. The 10mm crowd would then spring to action in an officially sanctioned manner to remedy the situation.
Engineered clone???

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Old 06-09-2011, 14:05   #12597
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Twee-Twee is a rigorous avatar changer; it is an inherent aspect of her persona. In fact, we have installed an alert procedure available to her as a distress call: if she stays with the same avatar for a full week, that will be a clear yet subtle declaration that she has been abducted by aliens and replace down here by an engineered clone. The 10mm crowd would then spring to action in an officially sanctioned manner to remedy the situation.
Wow, thanks. I wasn't privvy to the whole "alien abduction" thing. Does that happen a lot around here?

How about we disguise Mongo as Twee-Twee (banking heavily on the assumption that all humans look alike to aliens). That way, Mongo can get abducted, conquer the alien race, get a little exercise, and enjoy a nice vacation all at the same time.
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Old 06-09-2011, 16:03   #12598
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Was abducted once.
Was returned real quick....



Have their noses to prove it.
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Old 06-09-2011, 16:05   #12599
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However, appreciate the Emergency Protocols.
1,000,000 aliens would be one more than I can handle.
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However, appreciate the Emergency Protocols.
1,000,000 aliens would be one more than I can handle.
Hmmmm ... one million aliens ... our own Twee-Twee ... a million to one ... that is poor odds ... but the aliens will just have to take their chances!
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