08:40 PM - Page 499

ChuteTheMall · 05-21-2011, 09:20

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Originally Posted by ChuteTheMall

MOVED to Page 499

MinervaDoe · 05-21-2011, 09:22

OH, the anticipation.

ChuteTheMall · 05-21-2011, 09:27

One of you hell-bound sinners is going to have to take over, because I've got somewhere important to go today.

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Originally Posted by ChuteTheMall

MOVED to Page 500

... and you can quote me on that.

MinervaDoe · 05-21-2011, 09:29

I'm going to hell?

Crap.

So, what will the post number when it changes to page 500? 12475?

samurairabbi · 05-21-2011, 09:32

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Originally Posted by ChuteTheMall

One of you hell-bound sinners is going to have to take over, because I've got somewhere important to go today.

Got it covered, CTM. Things are in good shape for the 10-Ring hell-bound sinners (pardon my redundancy). After all, the Dungeon runs the transportation service!

ChuteTheMall · 05-21-2011, 09:33

What if the calculations are slightly off, and the rapture comes ear

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MinervaDoe · 05-21-2011, 09:36

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Originally Posted by ChuteTheMall

What if the calculations are slightly off, and the rapture comes ear

.

Early?
Well, then you'll be experiencing heavenly delights, won't you.
Cherubs will feed you strawberries with whipped cream and you won't get fat.
Angels will scrub your back and then you will rise up and lose the desire for all etherial things and become enlightened.

samurairabbi · 05-21-2011, 09:37

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Originally Posted by MinervaDoe

I'm going to hell?

Crap.

So, what will the post number when it changes to page 500? 12475?

Actually, it will be 12476. The Dungeon Party Admin Coordinator has also pointed out that we have an opportunity for MULTIPLE parties here: One for the START of page 500, one for the COMPLETION of page 500. We appreciate his insight; it would be boorish in the extreme for the 10-Ring to overlook a partying opportunity!

MinervaDoe · 05-21-2011, 10:24

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Originally Posted by samurairabbi

Actually, it will be 12476. The Dungeon Party Admin Coordinator has also pointed out that we have an opportunity for MULTIPLE parties here: One for the START of page 500, one for the COMPLETION of page 500. We appreciate his insight; it would be boorish in the extreme for the 10-Ring to overlook a partying opportunity!

POSSIBLY, just in time for Saturday night; a triple header.

Maybe a quadruple header if you count this:

Seventh "Jesse Stone" Movie "Innocents Lost" to Be Broadcast Sunday, May 22 on CBS

http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/201...-on-cbs/88239/

Bullman · 05-21-2011, 12:16

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Originally Posted by _The_Shadow

Is it over?

Why am I typing?
Rapture did it happen?
Am I the only one left?
Anybody out there?
Hey, Hey...pass me a "N"-sweat please!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-Sgvq98mjc

engineer151515 · 05-21-2011, 12:37

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Originally Posted by Bullman

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-Sgvq98mjc

nice

MinervaDoe · 05-21-2011, 13:34

It's time to plug in this song and party.

R.E.M.
It's The End Of The World Lyrics

Quote:

That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes,
an aeroplane - Lenny Bruce is not afraid.
Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn,
world serves its own needs, dummy serve your own needs.
Feed it off an aux speak,, grunt, no, strength,
The ladder starts to clatter with fear fight down height.
Wire in a fire, representing seven games, a government for hire and a combat site.
Left of west and coming in a hurry with the furies breathing down your neck.
Team by team reporters baffled, trumped, tethered cropped.
Look at that low playing!
Fine, then.
Uh oh, overflow, population, common food, but it'll do.
Save yourself, serve yourself. World serves its own needs, listen to your heart bleed dummy with the rapture and the revered and the right - right.
You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright light, feeling pretty psyched.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

Six o'clock - TV hour. Don't get caught in foreign towers.
Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself churn.
Locking in, uniforming, book burning, blood letting.
Every motive escalate. Automotive incinerate.
Light a candle, light a votive. Step down, step down.
Watch your heel crush, crushed. Uh-oh, this means no fear cavalier.
Renegade steer clear! A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of lies.
Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives and I decline.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.
(I feel fine)

It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.

The other night I dreamt of knives, continental drift divide. Mountains sit in a line
Leonard Bernstein. Leonid Brezhnev. Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs.
Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom!
You symbiotic, patriotic, slam book neck, right? Right.

It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.

It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.

It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine...

_The_Shadow · 05-21-2011, 21:32

Soooo Close to the 500...

samurairabbi · 05-21-2011, 22:00

Creeping up on it.

The closest Taco Bell was still operating at 10pm. Is this a sign of normality, or is it the predicted Apocalypse?

Bullman · 05-21-2011, 22:27

But wait a minute here, what if the end of the world coincides with page 500. Maybe this preacher fella is monitoring the thread and knows everything is going to crash when we reach page 500.....

I need a drink to study on this for a momento

samurairabbi · 05-22-2011, 09:16

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Originally Posted by Bullman

But wait a minute here, what if the end of the world coincides with page 500. Maybe this preacher fella is monitoring the thread and knows everything is going to crash when we reach page 500.....

I need a drink to study on this for a momento

Take whatever time you need to properly research this subject. The Dungeon has landed some serious grant money to fund your research!

MinervaDoe · 05-22-2011, 10:25

Well, they said it couldn't be done. May 22 has arrived and we are still here. Now I have to think about mowing the lawns and all my other household chores. Fortunately, my wife did the dishes last night.

Bullman · 05-22-2011, 11:16

We may have just fallen off of the posting schedule. Chute, be careful turning that page man.

samurairabbi · 05-22-2011, 12:50

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Originally Posted by Bullman

We may have just fallen off of the posting schedule. Chute, be careful turning that page man.

Posting schedule? We don't need no stinkin' posting schedule!

On a more scholarly observation: If you don't care where you end up, then ANY path will take you there!

Bullman · 05-22-2011, 16:17

Your probably right, you usually are. I should drink more and worry less.

MinervaDoe · 05-22-2011, 16:23

I kind of was hoping CTM would be back and do the honors.

Only five posts left.

I hope this doesn't cause a magnetic reversal of the earth's polarity.

samurairabbi · 05-22-2011, 16:54

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Originally Posted by MinervaDoe

I kind of was hoping CTM would be back and do the honors.

Only five posts left.

I hope this doesn't cause a magnetic reversal of the earth's polarity.

Even if CTM does not make it back in time, the 10-Ring has ample bench depth to carry the load.

The Dungeon Navigation Service has everything in place, in case the magnetic reversal DOES occur. Even if it does happen, it will be manageable.

Bullman · 05-22-2011, 17:47

Usually in the event of magnetic reversal Mongo and I will go out and fire a few magazines worth of 10mm in the appropriate direction to get things going in the right direction again.

Bullman · 05-22-2011, 17:48

Of course a few magazines gets things spinning pretty fast sometimes

Bullman · 05-22-2011, 17:48

Right up to the edge, but not over