[G33]

Originally Posted by Taterhead

Welcome back. Can I have the keys to TARDIS now please?

Nope!

[Taterhead]

Originally Posted by MinervaDoe

Nor, will we consume recycled beer.

We are, admittedly, not a very green bunch.

[Taterhead]

Originally Posted by G33

Nope!

I can see that this will require some additional persuasive measures.

[ChuteTheMall]

Originally Posted by Taterhead

You can't blame the man. It will be a significant page turning event. Plans must be made, events must be monitored. It is a lot of pressure!

This is a job for a professional.

[ChuteTheMall]

Originally Posted by MinervaDoe

Nor, will we knowingly consume recycled beer.

Fixed it for ya.

[MinervaDoe]

Originally Posted by ChuteTheMall

Fixed it for ya.

Well, if you are exploiting the truth aspect of my statement, then maybe we can go further.

Nor, will we knowingly consume recycled beer, and like it.

I've had some tap beers that may qualify.

[Bullman]

Originally Posted by samurairabbi

Just remember, Bull: We do NOT approve of 100% destructive testing!

What can I say, sometimes it takes quite a bit of testing to gain my stamp of approval.

[_The_Shadow]

I see your testing and raise two mugs in the effort to gain approval on my end!

[samurairabbi]

Originally Posted by _The_Shadow

I see your testing and raise two mugs in the effort to gain approval on my end!

I'll see your two mugs, and raise one session of raucous inebriated debauched Lagoon revelry!

[samurairabbi]

Apocalypse/Rapture tomorrow. Get your party/ammo orders in by 11pm tonight.

[MinervaDoe]

I got my latest batch of 10mm hollowpoints tested and loaded just in time.

Of course, this only assumes that I'll be fending off anarchy.

What if some other end awaits us?

[samurairabbi]

Originally Posted by MinervaDoe

I got my latest batch of 10mm hollowpoints tested and loaded just in time.

Of course, this only assumes that I'll be fending off anarchy.

What if some other end awaits us?

My opinion: the Messiah will respect quality 10mm loads.

[MinervaDoe]

One of the five ways that people are trying to profit from this conjecture is by hosting commercial end of the world parties.

http://abcnews.go.com/Business/judgm...ry?id=13647237

I mean it won't replace embezzlement as a primary income, but as a side venture, it might be lucrative.

[samurairabbi]

Originally Posted by MinervaDoe

One of the five ways that people are trying to profit from this conjecture is by hosting commercial end of the world parties.

I mean it won't replace embezzlement as a primary income, but as a side venture, it might be lucrative.

The PRE-end-of-world parties can be lucrative, but the REALLY big bucks come AFTER Saturday has past. When the world does NOT end on Saturday, there will be an enormous market for Disappointment Resolution Symposiums for the believers who have to reconcile themselves to the world NOT ending! The Dungeon planning types think THIS source of revenue will be so massive that we will have to actually REDUCE our embezzlement rate to about 38.3%, simply to relieve the stress on the Dungeon Embezzlement Counting Teams.

[MinervaDoe]

Originally Posted by samurairabbi

The PRE-end-of-world parties can be lucrative, but the REALLY big bucks come AFTER Saturday has past. When the world does NOT end on Saturday, there will be an enormous market for Disappointment Resolution Symposiums for the believers who have to reconcile themselves to the world NOT ending! The Dungeon planning types think THIS source of revenue will be so massive that we will have to actually REDUCE our embezzlement rate to about 38.3%, simply to relieve the stress on the Dungeon Embezzlement Counting Teams.

I would think that plastic surgeons would do quite well with the post apocolypse cognitive dissonance folks. I can imagine that after publicly swearing that they are certain of the earth's demise, that it would be easier to change their identity rather than admit that they were "awaiting the rapture." It's sort of like taking an Obama bumper sticker off of your Prius. If you stuck the bumper sticker on the cars plastic fascia and then find that it won't come off, it may just be easier to sell the car (and buy a Ford Focus which gets the same gas mileage).

[samurairabbi]

Originally Posted by MinervaDoe

I would think that plastic surgeons would do quite well with the post apocolypse cognitive dissonance folks. I can imagine that after publicly swearing that they are certain of the earth's demise, that it would be easier to change their identity rather than admit that they were "awaiting the rapture."

The 10-Ring Medical Center will be alert for this possible additional work. My personal hunch is that the brain transplant business will be far more lucrative.

[Angry Fist]

Originally Posted by samurairabbi

The 10-Ring Medical Center will be alert for this possible additional work. My personal hunch is that the brain transplant business will be far more lucrative.

Sign me up.

[_The_Shadow]

Hey! If the end is coming I suppose I will see you all tommorrow!

[Angry Fist]

Originally Posted by _The_Shadow

Hey! If the end is coming I suppose I will see you all tommorrow!

For tonight, we dine in HELL!!!!

[samurairabbi]

Originally Posted by Angry Fist

Sign me up.

Sure. As a donor ... or a recipient?

[MinervaDoe]

Originally Posted by samurairabbi

Sure. As a donor ... or a recipient?

Sure, remember the brain transplant in Young Frankenstein?

Something like:

Here's a brain.

It's got a name tag.

Abbie Something

Abbie Normal. That's it.

[_The_Shadow]

Is it over?

Why am I typing?
Rapture did it happen?
Am I the only one left?
Anybody out there?
Hey, Hey...pass me a "N"-sweat please!!!

[Bullman]

If it is all going to be over soon we should probably step on it so we can get the page 500 party in, I would hate to miss it.

[ChuteTheMall]

Originally Posted by Two Guns

How long before we get to page 500 ?

Most likely some time after the world ends, unless somebody goes nuts first.

[ChuteTheMall]

Speaking of nuts.......