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02-10-2011, 20:01
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#11851
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Originally Posted by samurairabbi
Permit me to paraphrase Shakespeare: A rose, by any other name, would still be a reason to party!
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02-10-2011, 20:05
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#11852
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Is Rose coming to the party ???
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02-10-2011, 21:40
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#11853
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Hope she looks like the Rose from Titanic 
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02-10-2011, 22:56
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#11854
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when i was a kid my sister had a cat named "rose" that would poop in the washing machine if you left the lid up...no other place with lids would do for rose
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02-11-2011, 12:18
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#11855
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Dungeon Schmuck
Join Date: Dec 1998
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MinervaDoe
Now you tell me. I'm still pickin' splinters out of my butt from my last "woodshed session". And, yeah, I sort of wondered what all the fuss was about. It didn't seem all that fun to me.
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All the partying may be confusing your memory. We happen to know you got those splinters sliding down the bannister in the 10-Ring mansion!
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02-11-2011, 12:34
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#11856
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Quote:
Originally Posted by samurairabbi
All the partying may be confusing your memory. We happen to know you got those splinters sliding down the bannister in the 10-Ring mansion!
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That was fun and those splinters would have been easy to get out, BUT that big Russian woman (Svetlana I believe her name is) reduced them all to wood shards with that woodpile treatment. Not fun at all.
btw, apparently she mentioned both you and Uncle by name and stated emphatically that she had several warrants wiating for both of you. Here is a little hint: stuffing the seat of my pants full of potatoes actually seemed to magnify the force of impact. Go figure?
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02-11-2011, 18:05
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#11857
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MinervaDoe
That was fun and those splinters would have been easy to get out, BUT that big Russian woman (Svetlana I believe her name is) reduced them all to wood shards with that woodpile treatment. Not fun at all.
btw, apparently she mentioned both you and Uncle by name and stated emphatically that she had several warrants wiating for both of you.
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Svetlana's English takes some getting used to. I think she meant "torrents", which in her vernacular means intensively working over Unkle and me in a most aggessive manner. With a Russian/Swedish masseuse, this is a most desirable feature.
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02-11-2011, 18:11
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Quote:
Originally Posted by samurairabbi
Svetlana's English takes some getting used to. I think she meant "torrents", which in her vernacular means intensively working over Unkle and me in a most aggessive manner. With a Russian/Swedish masseuse, this is a most desirable feature.
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Oh, Russian/Swedish style. I thought it was that Hawaiian Lomilomi style which i mistakenly called Lumpalumpa. I got some lumps alright.
Last edited by MinervaDoe; 02-11-2011 at 18:11..
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02-14-2011, 13:56
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#11859
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The Dungeon Engineering Team wishes the 10Ring women a Happy Valentine's Day.
Cause .... we're too nerdy to actually have girlfriends.
But we make a descent beer. 
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02-14-2011, 14:35
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#11860
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Originally Posted by engineer151515
The Dungeon Engineering Team wishes the 10Ring women a Happy Valentine's Day.
Cause .... we're too nerdy to actually have girlfriends.
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+1 on all counts except for making beer. But, in my defense, I make great compost.
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02-14-2011, 15:01
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#11861
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Quote:
Originally Posted by engineer151515
The Dungeon Engineering Team wishes the 10Ring women a Happy Valentine's Day.
Cause .... we're too nerdy to actually have girlfriends.
But we make a descent beer. |
Nectar of the Gods and you call it decent???? It is much more better than that. 
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02-14-2011, 15:22
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#11862
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bullman
Nectar of the Gods and you call it decent???? It is much more better than that. |
Eng is following a basic Dungeon behavioral rule: Always understate your virtues!
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02-14-2011, 23:55
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#11863
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Quote:
Originally Posted by engineer151515
The Dungeon Engineering Team wishes the 10Ring women a Happy Valentine's Day.
Cause .... we're too nerdy to actually have girlfriends.
But we make a descent beer. |
Love you guys!
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02-16-2011, 12:39
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#11864
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Originally Posted by G33
Love you guys!
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I'm with them.
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02-16-2011, 22:04
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#11865
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last encounter with Svetlana left me in traction or about 6 weeks.......and I was a LOT younger then 
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02-17-2011, 09:03
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Originally Posted by VN350X10
last encounter with Svetlana left me in traction or about 6 weeks.......and I was a LOT younger then |
There's a reason that most people's last encounter with Svetlana was their last encounter with Svetlana.
Now, Mongo, he's a funny one. He can't seem to get enough woodshed action.
Last edited by MinervaDoe; 02-17-2011 at 09:03..
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02-17-2011, 10:14
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#11867
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Permit me to interrupt the Svetlana discussion with this announcement of a new frontrunner in this year's Darwin Awards. It comes from my home city of Indianapolis.
Last night, a copper thief was on top of an Indy industrial building trying to steal copper wire. He tried to yank copper cable out of a 24,000 volt transformer. The transformer was live. They found his body this morning.
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02-17-2011, 13:17
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Ye sins shall find ye out....... Stupido
He was probably still smoldering.
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02-17-2011, 14:00
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#11869
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Golly, that's worse than testing a 9 volt battery with your tongue.
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02-17-2011, 16:28
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Extra -Crispy, I presume........
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02-17-2011, 16:29
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#11871
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oh yeah, it wasn't the woodshed, it was in the kitchen.
almost broke my credenza !
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02-17-2011, 17:25
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#11872
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MinervaDoe
Golly, that's worse than testing a 9 volt battery with your tongue.
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Damn I read this and I felt the sensation of touch the battery to my tongue...talk about the power os suggestion! 
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02-17-2011, 17:35
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#11873
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Quote:
Originally Posted by _The_Shadow
Damn I read this and I felt the sensation of touch the battery to my tongue...talk about the power os suggestion! |
Me too, I can actually taste it.
Oh yeah, well then try this.
Golly, that's worse than ACCIDENTALLY testing a BRAND NEW 9 volt battery with your tongue.
.... insert evil laugh here ....
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02-17-2011, 17:50
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#11874
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Golly, What is worse is ACCIDENTALLY urinating on a Electric Fence...Somehow that will get your attention!
Puts a tingle in the dingaling!!!
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02-17-2011, 17:57
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#11875
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Jumped the gun on the page change thing.
Last edited by MinervaDoe; 02-17-2011 at 18:05..
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