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samurairabbi · 11-24-2010, 08:08

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Originally Posted by MinervaDoe

... five of fifteen tertiary adjunct of unimatrix zero-three.

... and a partridge in a pear tree!

***G33*** · 11-24-2010, 10:55

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Originally Posted by MinervaDoe

News of Data's demise was a clever ruse to assist him back under the radar for covert work. He currently appears to be the strangest species ever assimilated; five of fifteen tertiary adjunct of unimatrix zero-three.

Standard AR-15 magazines?

Nope.
Special 5.7 mag fits on top.
Like PS90.
Empty cases come out the magwell on AR frame.
Cool.

MinervaDoe · 11-24-2010, 13:30

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Originally Posted by G33

Nope.
Special 5.7 mag fits on top.
Like PS90.
Empty cases come out the magwell on AR frame.
Cool.

That is jaw droppingly cool. Is that a word; droppingly?
Post a youtube video for us wannabes.
Another gun with one of those crazy low profile horizontal magazines.
And yet, when you were purveying the spartan gun locker in the Heart of Gold, you didn't see fit to leave a couple of those behind. It's okay, because Mongo refuses to shoot anything under .50 caliber. And why not, he is such a hulk, he can conceal a Barret under his "shooting vest" (actually a modifed canvas tent).

samurairabbi · 11-24-2010, 15:37

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Originally Posted by MinervaDoe

That is jaw droppingly cool. Is that a word; droppingly?

It is NOW! The Dungeon Linguistics Unit has so ruled.

MinervaDoe · 11-24-2010, 17:28

The Dungeon Linguistics Lexicon of Lexicons? Really?
Now, I too have coined a new phrase. I join the Bard and Howard Cosell as an inventor of new words. I truly have arrived.

samurairabbi · 11-24-2010, 17:42

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Originally Posted by MinervaDoe

... I join the Bard and Howard Cosell as an inventor of new words. I truly have arrived.

Ring one up for the cause!

The Dungeon Bookie Service is still figuring odds on whether "refudiate" will make it into general usage long enough to be considered "acceptable variant."

MinervaDoe · 11-24-2010, 19:11

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Originally Posted by samurairabbi

The Dungeon Bookie Service is still figuring odds on whether "refudiate" will make it into general usage long enough to be considered "acceptable variant."

I had to look that one up.

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When Sarah Palin decides regular English words aren't good enough, she'll just go ahead and make a new one. Here, Refudiate bridges the gap between "refuse" and "repudiate", to mean exactly what she wants it to mean.

I used to think orientate was only used by the U.S. military, but I hear it in common usage now. It still doesn't show up in a Google search, but I'm sure it's in a dictionary somewhere.

Perhaps we could include it in the Dungeon Linguistics Lexicon of Lexicons (DLLoL).

samurairabbi · 11-25-2010, 00:00

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Originally Posted by MinervaDoe

Perhaps we could include it in the Dungeon Linguistics Lexicon of Lexicons (DLLoL).

We will put it in the post-January consideration queue. At the moment, ALL the Dungeon organizational entities are fully committed to preparations for the 8:40PM 10th Anniversary blowouts. Proper planning for this important milestone takes precedence over dull boring linguistic investigations.

***G33*** · 11-25-2010, 07:18

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Originally Posted by MinervaDoe

That is jaw droppingly cool. Is that a word; droppingly?
Post a youtube video for us wannabes.
Another gun with one of those crazy low profile horizontal magazines.
And yet, when you were purveying the spartan gun locker in the Heart of Gold, you didn't see fit to leave a couple of those behind. It's okay, because Mongo refuses to shoot anything under .50 caliber. And why not, he is such a hulk, he can conceal a Barret under his "shooting vest" (actually a modifed canvas tent).

Mongo is such a sweetheart!
I could not leave a 5.7 behind.
He was using it for a toothpick.

MinervaDoe · 11-25-2010, 12:16

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Originally Posted by G33

Mongo is such a sweetheart!
I could not leave a 5.7 behind.
He was using it for a toothpick.

Yeah, Mongo's use of household items can be a little unconventional. He got one of my neighbors a little upset when he took one of the dual wheels off of his truck, stripped the tire off the rim and used the tire as an exercise device.

Mongo was surprised that the guy was upset since the truck still had one of the wheels left in place.

VN350X10 · 11-26-2010, 19:20

Just out of context a bit, but was the chap IN the truck when Mongo removed the tire/rim combo ?
That does tend to un-nerve those who don't know Mongo well.

uncle albert

***G33*** · 11-26-2010, 19:23

5.7x28 neutron star dis-integrator.

MinervaDoe · 11-26-2010, 23:17

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Originally Posted by G33

5.7x28 neutron star dis-integrator.

Does it come in designer colors? I was just wondering 'cuz I've got those snap on plastic cover things on my cell phone. Maybe that takes this modular thing a little too far.

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Originally Posted by VN350X10

Just out of context a bit, but was the chap IN the truck when Mongo removed the tire/rim combo ?
That does tend to un-nerve those who don't know Mongo well.

uncle albert

Oh yeah. The guy was trying to drive away and he was in second gear before he realized Mongo had his bumper in one hand and the tire in the other. About the time the guy took his eye of the road, Mongo dropped the rear wheels back on the road. It left some ugly skid marks on the road and .... uh .... the guys shorts I heard.

VN350X10 · 11-27-2010, 07:48

That's our boy Mongo !

note to Geesie.....those little rounds are hard to reload for uncle with his fat fingers. Your lovely, slender hands should have no problem.
But an accuracy report from 100 yds is required.

uncle

***G33*** · 11-27-2010, 08:30

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Originally Posted by VN350X10

That's our boy Mongo !

note to Geesie.....those little rounds are hard to reload for uncle with his fat fingers. Your lovely, slender hands should have no problem.
But an accuracy report from 100 yds is required.

uncle

Shoulders are soft!
Like .22 Hornet.

MinervaDoe · 11-27-2010, 09:19

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Originally Posted by VN350X10

an accuracy report from 100 yds is required.

Pictures of metallic targets with holes punched through would be nice. Mongo would be happy to bring you the control arms off of our neighbors truck.

VN350X10 · 11-28-2010, 12:39

I know your shoulders are soft my dear.......

But I don't have any trouble with the .22 Hornet.

engineer151515 · 11-28-2010, 16:12

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Originally Posted by G33

Shoulders are soft!

uuuummmmmm.

< smiling while propped back, sleeping in the office chair located in the NS Production Control Room >

VN350X10 · 11-28-2010, 18:35

production must be running smoothly, or eng151515 would be in a panic this close to the Holidaze.....

samurairabbi · 11-28-2010, 19:04

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Originally Posted by VN350X10

production must be running smoothly, or eng151515 would be in a panic this close to the Holidaze.....

The Dungeon financial and admin crews have been working to take the planning pressure off Eng and the production crew. Because of the close coincidence of BOTH the holidaze AND the 10th anniversary blowouts, we put through a supplemental appropriation for production expansion to cover these two sets of celebrations.

We Dungeon types express our appreciation to the Penthouse types for some unexpected assistance on the financial end of this expansion. We were straining to meet the production goals SOLELY from our cut of the take. The Penthouse types volunteered to assist in financing these celebrations. As an added gracious condition, they did not give us OUTRIGHT financial assistance. Rather, they allowed us a reasonable increase in the embezzlement rate, and assured us that there would be no detection of the increase by the otherwise financially myopic 10-Ring membership (pardon my redundancy.) We appreciate this courtesy.

VN350X10 · 11-28-2010, 19:43

One question, Rabbi, ....do the Penthouse moron....er.....residents...KNOW that they "allowed" an upturn in the embezzelment rate, or is it going to be just another twinkle in their bloodshot eyes come Christmas morning ?

uncle

***G33*** · 11-28-2010, 21:29

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Originally Posted by engineer151515

uuuummmmmm.

< smiling while propped back, sleeping in the office chair located in the NS Production Control Room >

Eng!

Check locker #010 in TARDIS.
10,000 metric tons of filter donations from VS.

samurairabbi · 11-28-2010, 21:48

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Originally Posted by VN350X10

One question, Rabbi, ....do the Penthouse moron....er.....residents...KNOW that they "allowed" an upturn in the embezzelment rate, or is it going to be just another twinkle in their bloodshot eyes come Christmas morning ?

uncle

I think the Penthouse types will simply play dumb (they're good at that) when it comes to noticing the upturn in the embezzlement rate. If they make a big show about noticing it, then they would have to formally admit they were sober enough to notice it in the fine print of the accounting. And you know how they try to avoid even an APPEARANCE of sobriety!

VN350X10 · 11-29-2010, 03:56

Win-win !!

engineer151515 · 11-29-2010, 07:28

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Originally Posted by G33

Eng!

Check locker #010 in TARDIS.
10,000 metric tons of filter donations from VS.

Thank you Geesie.

I won't even ask how that happened.