08:40 PM - Page 22

***G33*** · 08-07-2001, 03:00

Call for the vote.
Table any discussion.

(Sammy, my cut please?)

Sean Foran · 08-07-2001, 10:07

Well it took me 3 different trips to the board to read the monster. May I just say "LONG LIVE THE BEAST"

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"To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure"

Sean Foran · 08-07-2001, 10:10

Well it took me 3 different trips to the board to read the monster. May I just say "LONG LIVE THE BEAST"

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"To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure"

Sean Foran · 08-07-2001, 10:13

Oh man the BEAST ate my lunch. Must be Forvolkava

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"To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure"

***G33*** · 08-07-2001, 16:20

Sean, Good job! BTW the answer was 42.

G35, Interesting...

Sammi, Where is my cut...?

T***, Who do you want taken out next?

BikesNGuns · 08-08-2001, 20:39

You are probably wondering what you are all doing in this thread... I! and Evil fan of the ALMIGHTY .45ACP round have lured all of you 10MM followers into an Endless chat thread! While you where trapped in here, My .45ACP associates have set up GlockTalker Traps in ALL the other Clubhouses... By now... The BigDawgs have taken control of the Server!!!!
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(petting hairless Feline)

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Marlin Model 60 .22LR
Ruger P95DC 9MM
Glock G21 .45ACP
Yamaha Vmax VMX12
"Now, You See, Evil Will Always Triumph, Because Good Is Dumb." ~ Dark Helmet

**Tazz10m** · 08-09-2001, 14:19

G33, take BikesNguns out and help him pick out a nice 10mm. Looks like Locutus got into the LowDawgs, i mean the ChowHounds, i mean the PooDawgs, i mean the SlowDawgs.... awww darnit! i mean the 45Yappers... man... i just can't get it right... the DAWGS..... ok... lets just leave it at that...

Scuze me, i got to swing...

AaaaaaAaaAAAAAaaaaAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..... Wwwwweeeeee!!!!!
Jungle Boogie... Jungle Boogie....

oOO!!! Jane, BABY!!!

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

10 Ringer #1

samurairabbi · 08-10-2001, 03:12

(T***, you seem ... distracted ...; let me handle the Bikes situation for you. No charge, just a standard Dungeon accomodation for the Penthouse crowd.)
-- Bikes, you lack comprehension of the subtle balance of karmic harmony that is the source of the GlockTalk power. We WELCOME the takeover you have described! You may believe you have CONTROL, but actually all you are doing is keeping the scut-work from hassling the 10-Ring departments. The Penthouse crew remains free to revel in its uninhibited depraved debauchery. The Dungeon crew remains free to rip off the cash flow for its own purposes, construct really creative tax dodges, and enjoy the favors of the Tahitian Lagoon facility whenever we want. (Ya, T***! I know you think we are securely locked down here in the dungeon, but your guards are SO easy to bribe! You might consider giving them raises.) Why should any of us care about your bit-crunching system facilities control! Try stopping at the Lagoon for a day; I'll set you up with a guest membership. I think you will get so mellow that you will say to hell with the traps!

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Samurai Rabbi
Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident

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***MakeMineA10mm*** · 08-10-2001, 15:06

I sense an imbalance in The Force. Could it be, Page 13?!?!?!

samurairabbi · 08-10-2001, 15:18

Actually, MMAMonkeyManPartDeuxForRightNow, I think the imbalance you sense is actually the Borg learning how to be party animals! Should be interesting.

Sta. 18 · 08-10-2001, 17:21

Little by little the night turns around
Counting the leaves which tremble in the dawn
Notices leaning on each other and yearning
Under the leaves the swallow is resting

Set the controls for the heart of the sun

On to the mountain watching the Watcher
Breaking the darkness, breaking the grapevine
The moment your flaw is run to your shadow
Notice the shadow that reopens the vine

Set the controls for the heart of the sun
Heart of the sun

Breaking the shape of his questions for ever
When the sun will fall in the evening
Will he remember the lesson I gave him

Set the controls for the heart of the sun
Heart of the sun

Sta. 18 · 08-10-2001, 18:29

Sun turnin' 'round with graceful motion
We're setting off with soft explosion
Bound for a star with fiery oceans
It's so very lonely, you're a hundred light years from home

Freezing red deserts turn to dark
Energy here in every part
It's so very lonely, you're six hundred light years from home

It's so very lonely, you're a thousand light years from home
It's so very lonely, you're a thousand light years from home

Bell flight fourteen you now can land
See you on Aldebaran, safe on the green desert sand
It's so very lonely, you're two thousand light years from home
It's so very lonely, you're two thousand light years from home

samurairabbi · 08-10-2001, 18:48

Sta. 18, you been hangin' around Orange County TOO long!

***G33*** · 08-10-2001, 19:08

Taking them out...
Boss T***.

Zaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapp!!
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggg...

Done.
EOM

Rusty Phillips · 08-10-2001, 22:01

Quote:

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(petting hairless Feline)

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things that make you go hmmmm?!

**Tazz10m** · 08-11-2001, 03:41

Sammi, do you remember the part in Time Bandits at the end when God told them about how he let them take the map? Yeah.....

G33, great job, as always. Check your bank account, i think you'll be pleased. Oh, one more little thing, could you have a little "talk" with the infamous little Kosher Sushi Boy and remind him of what is place in life is? Thanks...

Ok...well, I've got to get back to the bikini's... ciao for now. Oh, and G33, stop by when you get done... i got a little "gift" for ya...

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

10 Ringer #1

***G33*** · 08-13-2001, 16:09

Welcome Susan of the Psycho-History Council.

Feel free to join us in the library off of the main buffet room--Just across from the range and lagoon.

Dimensional dark energy cycles are open for discussion this week. I have submitted that 70% of Borg sub-structure is composed of this energy as a starting point for the null-theory. Our current working theory is that a 10mm round hitting dark matter initiated the big bang and spun off the dark energy now being suspected in the negative gravity computations that justify an expanding universe. But... I digress...

Join us for the nice refreshments and watch the sunset at the end of the Universe.

VN350X10 · 08-13-2001, 16:30

TO MY BRETHERN;
BikesNGuns is beyond the limit - to shoot a lowly .45 and ride a yamasnicker I hereby vote for immidiate termination!
May he be forever condemmed to associate with 9mm beings!
S.Rabbi - I didn't see you in St.Paul, so could you please Fed-Ex my % of the embezzeled funds? I might not have gas money for the next USPSA or GSSF match, & it's WAY too far to walk. VN350X10

**Tazz10m** · 08-13-2001, 16:51

M,M,M,M,M,M,MONKEY!!!

MONKEY!!!

We all come in as dust
We all go out as dust
We become the sunset
We become the sunrise
We all start again
We never end
We life cycle
We Love

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

10 Ringer #1

susan · 08-13-2001, 18:54

I sense a tremor in the force that I haven't felt since my brother defeated the Emperor, and saved our father.

Luke is coming. AND THE FORCE IS WITH HIM!.

Leia

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A place where only the police have guns is called a police state

10 Ring #1919

samurairabbi · 08-14-2001, 02:25

Welcome, Leia! That tremor you feel is probably the music from the never-ending Penthouse blowout; they do keep us busy on food and beverage service to keep the party flowing.

-- IMPORTANT 10-RING FACILITY ADMINISTRATIVE ANNOUNCEMENT --

Da' Rabbi wishes to apologize to all concerned for an incorrect statement made on an earlier post in this categorically demented thread. I stated that the 35% embezzlement authorization voted by the 10-Ring board was invalid because too many members present were passed out under the table when the vote was taken. In a moment of clear lucid thinking (admittedly a rarity for ANY 10-Ring Board member), one member (who has requested anonymity) pointed out that the presence of a quorum is determined at the BEGINNING of the meeting; a quorum established at that time is maintained even if the bulk of those present have passed out in an advanced state of inebriation. ONLY for a ROLL CALL vote must a member be coherent enough to respond to his/her called name to cast a vote. The 35% vote was NOT a roll call vote, and is therefore valid even if the majority of those members present were incapable of specifying which way was UP!
-- The Dungeon Parliamentarian consulted our extensive procedural library, and confirmed the anonymous 10-Ring member's statement. I therefore retract my original contention; I publicly acknowledge the legality of the Board's 35% limit which we Dungeon staffers are ignoring. At least we down here in the dungeon can take additional satisfaction that we are now acting in defiance of a valid legislative action; it is more fun to flout the law rather than undermine it. (Hey, you rugged cantankerous individualistic 10-Ringers know how much fun you can have by defying the mandates of authority.)

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Samurai Rabbi
Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident

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***G33*** · 08-14-2001, 16:47

A true moment to remember: Page 13 and Sammi's epithany of logic.
We live in truely astounding times.
Where is the spell checker...

Ah, Deep Thought, what to do?

**Tazz10m** · 08-15-2001, 18:08

Quote:

Ah, Deep Thought, what to do?

USE IT!

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

10 Ringer #1

cheygriz · 08-16-2001, 15:26

Samu,

Will you have any good single malt Scotch at the Galactic kegger?

I get kind of anti-social when deprived of it, and I carry a G-20 on each hip.

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NRA- Because Washington and Jefferson aren't here to protect us anymore.

samurairabbi · 08-16-2001, 16:06

Cheygriz/Locutie:
-- 13 year old imported okay?
-- One minor detail to be resolved, by the way: WHEN is the next IG Kegger? The Dungeon staff has been fully engaged in planning the superspeedway, the Olympic bid, and the Borg membership implementation; we have been just barely able to find the time to draw the usual 39% embezzlement rate, let alone setting up another blowout. If the 10-Ring board has set the date for the next IGK, let us know down here via the usual channels.

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Samurai Rabbi
Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident

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