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***TKM*** · 07-22-2001, 17:54

I want a look at 8 and 9 of 9. Dyslexic of Borg "Resistance is futile, your ass will be laminated."

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Happiness is a warm 10.

**Tazz10m** · 07-23-2001, 01:34

10

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

Sta. 18 · 07-23-2001, 10:10

Though I'm past one hundred thousand miles
I'm feeling very still
And I think my spaceship knows which way to go
Tell my wife I love her very much she knows"

Ground Control to Major Tom
Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you....

Cougar · 07-23-2001, 13:37

T*** I will see your 10 and raise you another 5

***TKM*** · 07-23-2001, 16:01

Okay, thats 10 and 5 and another 5. Wait a second, the kittys a little light here. Where's Sammy? Damnit, you guys are s'posed to be keeping an eye on him. Oh well, whatever. Waitress, another round for the table and fresh virgins for my men please.

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Happiness is a warm 10.

samurairabbi · 07-23-2001, 16:17

TKM, I am hurt! I am shocked ... SCHOCKED! ... to find you believe that I would commit so profane an act as lifting chips out of a poker pot! I mean, even for me, some things are sacred! (Besides, you know the Dungeon players would wipe out you Penthouse guys by the end of the night, anyway; why steal what you would win legitimately?) I am so bummed out by this accusation that I must further delay the 35%/39% explanation.

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Samurai Rabbi
Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident

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**Tazz10m** · 07-23-2001, 19:07

See guys, he's just not quite 10 Ring caliber... yet...

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

***MakeMineA10mm*** · 07-24-2001, 15:16

Don't let Sammy's psycho-babble (no matter how fluent) distract you... He showed me the 10-Ring Dungeon under-table, chip-sucking, gonckulator (patent pending) at the GSSF shoot. I just had no idea it was this ready for a "real-world" test...

Of course, it sounds like more than the usual 10-Ring heavy drinking was going on that night, so that may explain the success of the test...

samurairabbi · 07-25-2001, 09:20

Okay, MakeMineAGinAndTonic, you caught me! I am surprised you remembered the Gonckulator from your Confrontation
Tour (especially with all the "distractions" in the hot tub at the range that day.) Clearly you have mental capacity GREATLY exceeding the usual minimally perceptive 10-Ring (pardon my redundancy) mentality.
-- Actually, no 10-Ringer lost money during the "alpha" testing; any removed chips were reinserted by the device into later pots which would be won by the originally ripped-off player. (It IS a TWO-way device!) The trademark sodden drunkedness of the usual 10-Ring gang made them the ideal testing group for this gizmo; beta testing will begin after results have been analyzed.

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Samurai Rabbi
Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident

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***MakeMineA10mm*** · 07-25-2001, 11:34

Quote:

Originally posted by samurairabbi:
I am surprised you remembered the Gonckulator from your Confrontation
Tour (especially with all the "distractions" in the hot tub at the range that day.) Clearly you have mental capacity GREATLY exceeding the usual minimally perceptive 10-Ring (pardon my redundancy) mentality.

Well, I AM a member of the 10-Ring Penthouse... You must remember, the elite of the elite should not be underestimated...

cheygriz · 07-25-2001, 13:27

Locutus here. we have just completed assimilation of the Breen. We are currently assimilating the Gem Hadar and their "Founders." YOU"RE NEXT!!!!

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Wouldn't it be wonderful if our military forces had adequate funding to buy the weapons they need, and the liberal jerks in D.C. had to have a bake sale to fund welfare giveaways?

***G33*** · 07-25-2001, 15:44

Molon Labe, big boy Borg...
As per above we can laminate you.
Dr. Who, Help!

samurairabbi · 07-25-2001, 17:55

Hey, Locutie! Bubbaleh! Get with the program! Sure, you been rackin' up cheap wins against the farm teams, but when you decide to take on the 10-Ring, you are going up against the SHOW! If you aggravate us, we'll raid the Dungeon Petty Cash Account and send in a Surreptitious Snatch Team to kidnap your sorry tush, just like the Enterprise crew did, and use your knowledge to ream out your collective consciousness with a no. 3 oversize! Remember those two cubes of yours that got de-cubed by the "klutzie" humans? Well, for you collective depressives, the third time AIN'T the charm!
-- I mean, hey, lighten up! Look, we'll cut you one helluva deal: Send one of your clones down to the Tahitian Lagoon for a while. We'll treat him RIGHT! With your collective reality shtick, you can ALL enjoy the party! If you decide to stay with it, we'll cut you a membership rate of $800 per month; that is a STEAL for you guys, what with your universal group experience thing.
-- The Dungeon Crew will throw in a freebie. Face it, your marketing stinks! All that hard-sell gloom-and-doom stuff is SO two hours ago! We'll show you crew how a really topnotch organization gets the word out. Think it over.

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Samurai Rabbi
Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident

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***MakeMineA10mm*** · 07-26-2001, 15:09

Sammy,

What an offer!!!!!!

samurairabbi · 07-26-2001, 17:39

Thanks, MMA; I hope Locutus and the Borg gang decide to accept the offer. Sending a crew out to blow up the latest cube that wanders into the neighborhood would disrupt our August party schedule. Even worse, it would distort the kitchen planning for the month, and you know how Mongo gets when that happens! Of course, it would be interesting to see a Borg Cube wedged behind an upright piano; not an everyday sight!

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Samurai Rabbi
Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident

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Q-Ball · 07-27-2001, 16:32

Sammi: MMA: T*** et-al
Just so no one breaks a sweat with theese Borg schmucks Skank and Hymie have just finish some modifications to the Virtual Plug, essentially fitting the device with a polyphasic Cassimer trap and and a dual stage kinetic modulator. Any 10mm fitted with the modified VP will be capable of launching the new Q-Systems Kill-O-Zap neutronium cored penetrator straight through 3 Borg cubes and the back seat of a '77 Dodge Charger. ALSO the Bistromathinc Acounting Division (BAD) has finished beta testing their temporal retroengineering accounting software. This will allow you to will have been cooking the Borg books for up to 1348 years in the past. Basically you can have would make us rich and them bankrupt at will. Only catch is your gonna have to run it on a pre ME system, the frigign smart tags in XP keep messing up the cyclical reversion calculator. Your copy is in the mail. I hope this helps out and lets the dungeon staff get back to the really important stuff, like planning the next 10 Ring party.
Q

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We are the people our parents warned us about.
10 Ring member #16
"Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum"
NRA GOA

Tamara · 07-28-2001, 08:54

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***G33*** · 07-28-2001, 12:03

!htgir si maT, seY
? 21 egaP

***MakeMineA10mm*** · 07-28-2001, 12:47

!melborp siht tcerroc ot pleh ruoy deen ew, ognoM

*****PMOOOOOOHHWWak!!!!!!*****

Ah, that's better! Thanks Mongo...

Q-Ball,
I was going to get your Virtual Plug, but was waiting until the new model with BOTH the polyphasic Cassimer trap/dual stage kinetic modulator AND Sammurai's Gonculator... However, it appears there has been a little set-back in the test and evaluation process, so I'll wait until the bugs are worked out... (DARN! I REALLY wanted one for when the last borg cube got here...)

***MakeMineA10mm*** · 07-28-2001, 12:52

Quote:

Originally posted by G33:
Page 12 ?

G33,

I'd have thought so, especially with all the time-warp problems, and then the Mongo-Special Time Warp Fix, which usually forces a new page, but we're still here, aren't we?

***MakeMineA10mm*** · 07-28-2001, 12:55

Ah, time-delayed, obviously.......

(Monkey-ManX2)

**Tazz10m** · 07-28-2001, 12:59

The Time Machine WORKS! All it needed was to remove a foul plug!

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

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Glockeneger · 07-28-2001, 14:46

Ok went and checked out the planet of the apes. Good movie except for one scene where guns get mixed up. first he is holding a tec then a taurus. almost as confusing as this post. So get off the net and check out the monkeys. Also beware of the level 4 Virus that is surfing the net right now. Its messy.

samurairabbi · 07-28-2001, 15:35

-- "RACECAR" si sdrawkcab delleps "RACECAR".
-- maT ,kcab emocleW

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Samurai Rabbi
Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident

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***G33*** · 07-28-2001, 18:33

I feel better.
Buckaroo Bonzai