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Glockeneger · 01-15-2001, 14:45

Ok I got more on the Bigfoot story. Two hikers were hiking up Mount Baker When suddenly they heard this noise. They described it as mmmmmmmm Go figure. They said it had a bad smell and was hiding among the trees watching their every move. The hikers pretended they didn't see it. Hiking a little quicker The one hiker decided to pull out his Glock 29. Not that he would shoot it in any way unless attacked. Any ways The Hikers continued down the trail Stopping at a creek. Some how the Creature got ahead of them. Stunned they hid behind a rock. The creature grabbed a fish out of the icy water looked up at them let out a loud scream. It then repeatedly slapped the fish against a tree. Like it was pissed off or something. After that it took off. The hikers never saw the creature again.

samurairabbi · 01-15-2001, 15:13

What size shoe does Bigfoot wear?

samurairabbi · 01-15-2001, 15:30

Conspiracy theories:
- "racecar" spelled backwards is "racecar"
- Nobody named Smith has ever run in any Indy 500.
I apologize for making two consecutive posts on a thread; this places me in violation of the Code for Caliber Repartee. I think the dungeon drugs are subverting my brain. Fortunately, I am still able to keep multiple sets of books for the 10-Ring facilities.

skevlar · 01-15-2001, 17:11

Troll? http://glocktalk.com/docs/gtubb/Foru...ML/014886.html

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ExBoss · 01-15-2001, 17:41

In Australia, do CD-ROM drives spin backwards?

**Tazz10m** · 01-16-2001, 15:17

Number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9...

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

Tamara · 01-16-2001, 16:17

Paul is dead.

I am the Walrus.

Koo-koo-ka-choo.

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Tamara's House of Weapons: If we can't kill it, it's immortal.
10 Ring #2910, Wheelhouse #6254455, Top Guns *.357sig* club, Big Dawg #447
MOLON LABE!

AirTech · 01-16-2001, 16:32

Happiness is a warm gun
Bang Bang Shoot Shoot

AirTech

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G17 & G21
Big Dawg #693

Glockeneger · 01-16-2001, 17:00

Natives call him Squach Snatch. Ummm you know Bigfoot. This subject got me freaked out!!! Can't leave room Fear I can see Mount Baker from window poor hikers! Fish! Run Run arrrrrggggg let me out of here!!

Ok Bye......

Steve Koski · 01-16-2001, 17:56

Driew.

LiveFire · 01-17-2001, 06:11

Uhhh... I seem to have been sucked into a non-existent thread in the space-time continuum.

Auntie Em!?!?

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'You mess with her, you'll see a man get mean.' -- Stevie Ray Vaughan

Proud NRA Member
Big Dawg #678.
G36
G21

samurairabbi · 01-17-2001, 10:41

Event schedule for the 10-Ring Training Facility for Friday, February 30:
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8PM: Philosophical dissertation on the subtle nuances of non-existant threads in the space/time continuum.
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9PM: Intergalactic kegger

samurairabbi · 01-17-2001, 16:18

MMA10,
Now you must endure the punishment at Castle Anthrax!

Glockeneger · 01-17-2001, 17:49

To get back to reality should one take the RED pill, or the BLUE. Where exactly is castle Anthrax? There seems to be no maps in this dimensional place.

ExBoss · 01-18-2001, 04:35

I bought a wooden whistle but it wooden whistle. So I bought a steel whistle and it steel wooden whistle.

samurairabbi · 01-20-2001, 15:28

Decision of the moderators in the ultimate disposition of this thread will be final unless shouted down by a really overwhelming majority of the contributors present. Anarchists Unite!

**Tazz10m** · 01-20-2001, 17:27

I see said the blind man as he picked up the hammer and saw.

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

Tamara · 01-23-2001, 06:03

Dyslexic Anarchists Untie!

ExBoss · 01-23-2001, 06:04

Then there was the dyslexic agnostic who laid awake at night wondering if there really was a dog.

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BB · 01-23-2001, 06:50

There is no spoon...
Is there a 10-Ring?

**Tazz10m** · 01-24-2001, 13:26

Is this the place to look for lost socks?

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

Genso · 01-24-2001, 15:57

Only in the 10-ring.

Tackle violence whenever you see it.

Q-Ball · 01-24-2001, 16:09

ZORT ZORT ZORT
Augghhhhhh
42 42 42.
>>>>ERROR<<<<<
Bugger off,, 1the micethemicet6
>>>>RESET<<<<

samurairabbi · 01-25-2001, 11:18

--- IMPORTANT NOTICE ---
Schedule change for the 10-Ring facility for Friday, February 30:
-- The 8PM philosophical dissertation on the subtle nuances of non-existant threads in the space/time continuum has been cancelled. The guest lecturer has apparently landed a hot date.
-- The 9PM kegger will still take place.

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Samurai Rabbi
Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident & GDTS, and International Arms Merchant

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ExBoss · 01-25-2001, 11:29

Today's Safety Topic:

"Know your target."

Does this mean I should introduce myself, maybe chat a bit, and then open fire?