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09-29-2005, 12:44
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#4276
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Dungeon Schmuck
Join Date: Dec 1998
Location: Indianapolis, IN
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Originally posted by Roundeyesamurai
Of course, I'm immune to the above-laid trap... if I said why, though, I would probably be banished from here!
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RESammi, go ahead and say it! If it is a stylish, humorous, and classy reason, everyone here will savor the contribution to our Caliber Repartee exchanges.
If, on the other hand, your reason is reprehensible, you are probably still safe. 10-Ring protocol requires that all banishments be formally approved by a sober quorum of the Penthouse Faithful. This would probably delay your banishment for an extended period.
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09-29-2005, 13:12
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#4277
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Sensei Member
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Upstate New York
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Well, alright then:
1) I like women more than I shooting;
2) I'm pretty handy in the kitchen myself;
3) I use the name Roundeyesamurai because someone else (whom I know in real life) stole my first choice: "9millie". ;f
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09-29-2005, 14:56
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#4278
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Dungeon Schmuck
Join Date: Dec 1998
Location: Indianapolis, IN
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Quote:
Originally posted by Roundeyesamurai
3) I use the name Roundeyesamurai because someone else (whom I know in real life) stole my first choice: "9millie".
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Just got off the horn with the Dungeon Linguistics Unit.
Would you consider "nine-millie"? The Linguistics Unit members like that one better than the 9millie version; better visual aesthetic balance.
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09-29-2005, 15:01
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#4279
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Sensei Member
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Upstate New York
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Quote:
Originally posted by samurairabbi
Just got off the horn with the Dungeon Linguistics Unit.
Would you consider "nine-millie"? The Linguistics Unit members like that one better than the 9millie version; better visual aesthetic balance.
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LMAO Actually, I was kidding.
Truthfully, though... yes, it's official, I am a dyed-in-the-wool nine millimeter aficionado.
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09-29-2005, 15:15
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#4280
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Dungeon Schmuck
Join Date: Dec 1998
Location: Indianapolis, IN
Posts: 6,922
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Quote:
Originally posted by Roundeyesamurai
Truthfully, though... yes, it's official, I am a dyed-in-the-wool nine millimeter aficionado.
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We appreciate your honesty; many "lesser" caliber adherents attempt to conceal their allegence ... allegience ... LOYALTIES in their effort to savor the amenities of the 10-Ring Resort Facility.
I personally believe that nine millimeter aficionadoes such as yourself can lead useful and productive lives ... ... ... with proper rehabilitational training.
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09-29-2005, 17:55
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#4281
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CLM Number 296
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Join Date: May 1999
Location: With G29
Posts: 56,604
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Whee!
We interupt the "who is bigger" discussion.
Sir Rabbi is coated in Monkey DNA.
Jes!:joker: ^~
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"I'd wager G would waterboard a salmon."--tous
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09-29-2005, 19:30
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#4282
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Sensei Member
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Upstate New York
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I've tried to be a 10-millie before...
...I really have...
...I've tried uttering phrases like "stopping power" and "stretch cavity"...
...I've tried quoting DiFlabbio...
...I've tried being an uber-Cooperite...
...I've tried believing the FBI could actually have done something right...
...I've tried believing that shooting fast wasn't important...
AND THEN I SMACKED MYSELF UPSIDE THE HEAD!!!
;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z
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09-29-2005, 19:32
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#4283
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Sensei Member
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Upstate New York
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Ahem... *clears throat*
Hi G33! #wav
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09-29-2005, 20:49
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#4284
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: McHenry, IL
Posts: 7,759
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Don't look now Roundeyesammuri, but since you ARE here, obviously your immunity has failed & you are now infected. We control your thoughts, your images, your horizontal hold, your vertical dimensions, your brightness, your contrast, your volume.
You have entered the Ten-Ring Zone.
There is no escape ...................................................
Rod Stieger will see you shortly.
;E
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09-29-2005, 21:49
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#4285
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CLM Number 296
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R
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"I'd wager G would waterboard a salmon."--tous
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09-29-2005, 21:51
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#4286
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Sensei Member
Join Date: Jul 2004
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G
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09-29-2005, 22:02
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#4287
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Dungeon Schmuck
Join Date: Dec 1998
Location: Indianapolis, IN
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09-29-2005, 22:04
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#4288
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Sensei Member
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Upstate New York
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Quote:
Originally posted by G33
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09-30-2005, 08:04
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#4289
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disturbd deputy
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: SW Virginia
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I thought it was Rod Serling, Rod Stieger, wasn't he in the original heat of the night? ;f
Resistance is Futile, I hear that a lot these days as the Borg are hanging around more.
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09-30-2005, 16:06
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#4290
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CLM Number 296
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Join Date: May 1999
Location: With G29
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Quote:
Originally posted by Roundeyesamurai
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"I'd wager G would waterboard a salmon."--tous
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09-30-2005, 17:04
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#4291
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Sensei Member
Join Date: Jul 2004
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Quote:
Originally posted by G33
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09-30-2005, 17:55
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#4292
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CLM Number 296
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OK...
I will be less cryptic.
Round One, what are the symbols on your new avatar, please.
;f
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"I'd wager G would waterboard a salmon."--tous
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09-30-2005, 17:59
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#4293
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Sensei Member
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Oh, it's the logo for my dojo.
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09-30-2005, 19:25
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#4294
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: McHenry, IL
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Sterling, Steiger, whatever, as long as it's not the Ill gov rod Who ?
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09-30-2005, 20:44
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#4295
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CLM Number 296
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Join Date: May 1999
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Quote:
Originally posted by Roundeyesamurai
Oh, it's the logo for my dojo.
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OK...
Meaning please.
;f
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"I'd wager G would waterboard a salmon."--tous
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09-30-2005, 21:01
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#4296
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Sensei Member
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That would require a few hours to explain...
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09-30-2005, 22:06
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#4297
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Dungeon Schmuck
Join Date: Dec 1998
Location: Indianapolis, IN
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Quote:
Originally posted by Roundeyesamurai
That would require a few hours to explain...
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SOME of us can stay sober that long.
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10-01-2005, 22:00
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#4298
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CLM Number 296
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Quote:
Originally posted by samurairabbi
SOME of us can stay sober that long.
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Snort!;f ;z
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10-01-2005, 22:26
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#4299
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Sensei Member
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Upstate New York
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;V
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10-02-2005, 15:18
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#4300
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: McHenry, IL
Posts: 7,759
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Even uncle has been known to stay sober long enough to....to...to..find a bottle opener. Good beer, such as Sam Adams & other fine mass produced brews don't come in twist offs or pop tops. And of course our own "N"Sweat Lager is only avaliable on draft.
Thanking you again Engineer151515, for the FINE plumbing job, making it avaliable in the Dungeon, the Lagoon or The Penthouse, on demand.
uncle albert
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