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Old 09-29-2005, 12:44   #4276
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Of course, I'm immune to the above-laid trap... if I said why, though, I would probably be banished from here!
RESammi, go ahead and say it! If it is a stylish, humorous, and classy reason, everyone here will savor the contribution to our Caliber Repartee exchanges.

If, on the other hand, your reason is reprehensible, you are probably still safe. 10-Ring protocol requires that all banishments be formally approved by a sober quorum of the Penthouse Faithful. This would probably delay your banishment for an extended period.
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Old 09-29-2005, 13:12   #4277
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Well, alright then:

1) I like women more than I shooting;

2) I'm pretty handy in the kitchen myself;

3) I use the name Roundeyesamurai because someone else (whom I know in real life) stole my first choice: "9millie". ;f
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Old 09-29-2005, 14:56   #4278
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3) I use the name Roundeyesamurai because someone else (whom I know in real life) stole my first choice: "9millie".
Just got off the horn with the Dungeon Linguistics Unit.

Would you consider "nine-millie"? The Linguistics Unit members like that one better than the 9millie version; better visual aesthetic balance.
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Old 09-29-2005, 15:01   #4279
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Just got off the horn with the Dungeon Linguistics Unit.

Would you consider "nine-millie"? The Linguistics Unit members like that one better than the 9millie version; better visual aesthetic balance.
LMAO Actually, I was kidding.

Truthfully, though... yes, it's official, I am a dyed-in-the-wool nine millimeter aficionado.
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Old 09-29-2005, 15:15   #4280
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Truthfully, though... yes, it's official, I am a dyed-in-the-wool nine millimeter aficionado.
We appreciate your honesty; many "lesser" caliber adherents attempt to conceal their allegence ... allegience ... LOYALTIES in their effort to savor the amenities of the 10-Ring Resort Facility.

I personally believe that nine millimeter aficionadoes such as yourself can lead useful and productive lives ... ... ... with proper rehabilitational training.
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Old 09-29-2005, 17:55   #4281
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Whee!
We interupt the "who is bigger" discussion.
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Old 09-29-2005, 19:30   #4282
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I've tried to be a 10-millie before...



...I really have...



...I've tried uttering phrases like "stopping power" and "stretch cavity"...



...I've tried quoting DiFlabbio...



...I've tried being an uber-Cooperite...



...I've tried believing the FBI could actually have done something right...



...I've tried believing that shooting fast wasn't important...



















AND THEN I SMACKED MYSELF UPSIDE THE HEAD!!!

;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z
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Old 09-29-2005, 19:32   #4283
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Ahem... *clears throat*

Hi G33! #wav
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Old 09-29-2005, 20:49   #4284
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Don't look now Roundeyesammuri, but since you ARE here, obviously your immunity has failed & you are now infected. We control your thoughts, your images, your horizontal hold, your vertical dimensions, your brightness, your contrast, your volume.

You have entered the Ten-Ring Zone.

There is no escape ...................................................




Rod Stieger will see you shortly.


























































































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Old 09-29-2005, 21:49   #4285
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Old 09-29-2005, 21:51   #4286
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Old 09-29-2005, 22:02   #4287
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Old 09-29-2005, 22:04   #4288
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Old 09-30-2005, 08:04   #4289
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I thought it was Rod Serling, Rod Stieger, wasn't he in the original heat of the night? ;f

Resistance is Futile, I hear that a lot these days as the Borg are hanging around more.
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Old 09-30-2005, 16:06   #4290
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Old 09-30-2005, 17:04   #4291
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Old 09-30-2005, 17:55   #4292
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OK...
I will be less cryptic.
Round One, what are the symbols on your new avatar, please.
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Old 09-30-2005, 17:59   #4293
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Oh, it's the logo for my dojo.
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Old 09-30-2005, 19:25   #4294
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Sterling, Steiger, whatever, as long as it's not the Ill gov rod Who ?
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Old 09-30-2005, 20:44   #4295
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Oh, it's the logo for my dojo.
OK...
Meaning please.
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That would require a few hours to explain...
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Old 09-30-2005, 22:06   #4297
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That would require a few hours to explain...
SOME of us can stay sober that long.
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Old 10-01-2005, 22:00   #4298
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SOME of us can stay sober that long.
Snort!;f ;z
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Old 10-01-2005, 22:26   #4299
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Old 10-02-2005, 15:18   #4300
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Even uncle has been known to stay sober long enough to....to...to..find a bottle opener. Good beer, such as Sam Adams & other fine mass produced brews don't come in twist offs or pop tops. And of course our own "N"Sweat Lager is only avaliable on draft.
Thanking you again Engineer151515, for the FINE plumbing job, making it avaliable in the Dungeon, the Lagoon or The Penthouse, on demand.



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