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VN350X10 · 08-12-2005, 21:54

Glad to see you back G29. Please see earlier post about reporting to the Lagoon party.

uncle albert;c ;c ;c

VN350X10 · 08-12-2005, 21:55

Oh Dear....Monkeyed AGAIN !

At least G29 showed up at the right time to assist in Monkey DNA removal....

JWP · 08-14-2005, 06:16

personally the g20 is a better TOOL for removal

susan28 · 08-14-2005, 07:09

removal by G20? OWWWeeeee.. it would remove the DNA but might remove poor uncle as well..

removed a couple nails last night dissembling my (SWEET) new Delta.. this is my first 1911, methinks a bushing wrench would pay for itself after the first manicure..

samurairabbi · 08-14-2005, 08:20

Unkle, the Dungeon Legal team has constructed an opinion that your Monkey DNA removal operation should be conducted within the G-Twins' "chamber". A subsidiary opinion has been published which holds that you are "one lucky SOB!"

I am occupied with sobering up Eng15, and preparing the logistics for the 4000-post blowout. I wish you all possible enjoyment of your Monkey DNA Removal experience.

***G33*** · 08-14-2005, 10:08

Jes on the wrench.

Jes on DNA removal.

Woot!;f

samurairabbi · 08-14-2005, 11:33

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Originally posted by G33
Jes on DNA removal.

Woot!

Unkle,

You owe me one!

VN350X10 · 08-14-2005, 13:27

after this, I'll see if I can find susan28 a bushing wench..er.... wrench....
gotta be one here somewhere. I usually keep 1 in the range bag to help the poor, unfortunate 1911 types I shoot with.
Even our teams open class raceguns are built on Glocks !

in this case Rabbi, I owe you TWO.....

DNA removal....

WOOT WOOT !

susan28 · 08-14-2005, 13:47

that would be sweet of you, uncle.. i'll try to order those promos for you by tomorrow evening, a bushing wench would be a nice exchange for one, i'm sure you a nice selection

and yes having now attempted to dissemble a 1911 i'm developing a new appreciation for the Glock simplicity i've heretofore taken for granted. still can't get the dang slide release out, might have to give it a tap but don't have a nylon hammer (due to the aforementioned Glock simplicity..)

shoots sweet though, i'll go post a thread on it...

engineer151515 · 08-14-2005, 17:10

Rabbi makes great coffee.

Need to check on beer stocks for the 4kPostParty. I think we have enough to start...

susan28 · 08-14-2005, 17:13

is that the party for the 4kth post, or the after-party for the 4k post party? of course we could always just have a 5k pre-party..

VN350X10 · 08-14-2005, 18:55

Start with very cold spring water, a clean pot & 100% Kona & you're half way there

a LARGE clean pot
a sack of 100% Kona

uncle lives on/for coffee

the kegs shown....that's the tasting sample, right ?

susan28 · 08-14-2005, 18:59

<---- had a dunkin' donuts Iced Turtle Latte yesterday.. MMMMmmm..

VN350X10 · 08-14-2005, 19:03

The only thing that goes into uncle's coffee is MORE coffee......

;G

samurairabbi · 08-14-2005, 19:46

Quote:

Originally posted by susan28 is that the party for the 4kth post, or the after-party for the 4k post party? of course we could always just have a 5k pre-party..

Susan, the Dungeon Linguistics Unit is already on this one. We have established the 4K-Post Setup Party, Pre-party, party, after-party, clean-up party, recovery party, party-evaluation party, party-summarization party, financial-effects party, profit-investment party, embezzlement diversion party, brewery replenishment party, and all these parties PRECEED ANY PLANNING WHATSOEVER for the 5K-Post party preparations. Plus, there would be necessary planning for ALL the 10-Ring parties in the interval between the 4K and 5K Post parties.

Rabbi's advice: Just party. The (blah blah blah) Dungeon Types will figure out the nomenclature.

Bullman · 08-14-2005, 21:20

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Originally posted by VN350X10
The only thing that goes into uncle's coffee is MORE coffee......

;G

More of a tea man myself, it is hard to beat a good cup of Earl Grey. I will agree that they (coffee or tea) should not be fooled around with till you have to call them latte, or something else foolish, they are stand alone drinks made for real men.

samurairabbi · 08-17-2005, 16:08

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Originally posted by VN350X10 the kegs shown....that's the tasting sample, right ?

Actually, Unkle, the kegs shown are not the TASTING sample; not nearly enough volume for even a minimal tasting sample. That pitifully small number of kegs (at least, by 10-Ring standards) is the QUALITY ASSURANCE sample, a set-aside for Dungeon consumption, to ensure that the full production meets the exacting standards of the 10-Ring drinking crowd (pardon my redundancy). This is a service the Dungeon Crew provides to protect the delicate Penthouse palette from any possibility whatsoever that a less-than-optimum alcoholic beveredge ... beverege ... LIQUID might touch its collective lips. We hope you 10-Ringers truly appreciate our sacrifice to fulfill this purpose.

susan28 · 08-17-2005, 17:23

our own private taser.. taster... ::sticking my straw back in tha slushie::

VN350X10 · 08-17-2005, 21:37

Tasting is PART of quality assurance, isn't it?

Blue Oyster......COLT ????

Susan, that's enough slushies for you for
this week.....somebody give her a quart of MY coffee. Good for sleepiness & can also be used as a gun blueing solution. If I didn't drink it, I'd need Haz-Mat placards to haul it around !

;L ^4

Bullman · 08-17-2005, 21:44

Quote:

Originally posted by VN350X10
Blue Oyster......COLT ????

Oh now, I think it is sorta witty myself

Although I prefer stainless, and it needs more COWBELL

samurairabbi · 08-18-2005, 16:43

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Originally posted by VN350X10
Tasting is PART of quality assurance, isn't it?

Actually, Unkle there IS a distinction between a TASTE test and a QUALITY ASSURANCE test; the taste test is a Penthouse prerogative, while the quality assurance test is assigned to the Dungeon Crew to prevent any untoward surprises from disorienting the Penthouse faithful who might otherwise be blindsided by the (admittedly small) probability that a substandard product might intrude on their delightfully superb state of existence. We of the Dungeon persuasion recognize our responsibility to maintain vigilence in so important an issue ... (Rabbi, it's not working.) ... What is not working? ... (Your trying to doubletalk your way out of this jam. Unkle caught you, fair and square, ripping off the 10-Ring for some prime brew!) ... I suppose you're right. I'll have to think of some other way to deflect the wrath of the Penthouse ... (Okay, glad you see the light. What do you have in mind?) ... Not sure. It has to be something that will REALLY shake up the 10-Ring thought process ... Wait. I got it! A perfect misdirection play!

IMPORTANT 10-RING FACILITY ADMINISTRATIVE ANNOUNCEMENT:

The Dung Cru will REDUCE the embezzlement rate, from 39% down to 37.2%, until Labor Day! This will supplement the 10-Ring Facility cash flow position during the important late summer period. We hope this important financial move will be noted and appreciated by the 10-Ring faithful.

susan28 · 08-18-2005, 16:53

Quote:

Originally posted by samurairabbi
disorienting the Penthouse faithful

redundant ;g

::hearing cowbells:: you rang, Bullman?

VN350X10 · 08-18-2005, 18:56

Rabbi, a lousy 1.8% AIN'T gonna get it.......

I fully expect to see the delivery truck IN my drivway, BEFORE Sat. AM & FULL of the "N"Sweat Lager "quality assurance" samples !

(when in doubt, concerning uncle, try appealing to my alimentary canal)

;V

everything I really need to know, I learned in Kindergarten.......or sniper school !

Bullman · 08-18-2005, 20:40

Quote:

Originally posted by susan28
redundant ;g

::hearing cowbells:: you rang, Bullman?

Cowbells? I think not, I was making some vague reference to the blue oyster cult song "don't fear the reaper" and the Saturday Night live skit involving Christopher Walken.

If you hear cowbells, it is not myself because I do not wear a COW bell. While COWS are bovine, such as myself, I am a BULL, so the only noise that is remotely similar might be a clanking sound. If a cowbell is heard, it is most likely Mrs. Bullman (that svelte little jersey) calling to me for my nightly roll in the hay (what I am hoping for) or to help feed the little calf (the most likely reason she would be calling for me). These little ones are a lot more work than I expected. They just don't eat some times, you have to trick them into it, it is so bizarre.

engineer151515 · 08-18-2005, 21:11

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Originally posted by VN350X10

I fully expect to see the delivery truck IN my drivway, BEFORE Sat. AM & FULL of the "N"Sweat Lager "quality assurance" samples !

Due to current gas prices, I've managed to scrounge up an alternate delivery system.