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Old 07-20-2005, 18:36   #3776
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Even thou there is some risk of being accused (accursed?) of being french, "pate'" sounds less icky than "goose gut spread" & far more sophisticated than "liver sausage".







lets add a jigger of Vhitavouri N320 to a glass of champagme & ignite it for a flambe' to remember..........




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Old 07-20-2005, 18:39   #3777
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Hey Mongo........We got a recipe for Monkey flambe' ?







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Old 07-20-2005, 18:46   #3778
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i was thinking 151 but yours would have more of a kick.. not to mention FLASH!
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Old 07-20-2005, 18:48   #3779
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wooohooo a monkey's.. i mean uncle's monkey ;a
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Old 07-20-2005, 20:32   #3780
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Unkle, the Dungeon Historical Research Team was awed by your presentation of Poodle derivation; its quality was among the finest surveys they have seen this year. They asked me to pass along their congratulations.

I agree with their assessment. As a more tangible symbol of our approval of your presentation, I make this presentation to you: One of my sessions in the G-twins' Chamber. You truly deserve it.
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Old 07-21-2005, 07:47   #3781
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Old 07-21-2005, 16:59   #3782
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i second that commotion!!
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Old 07-21-2005, 18:42   #3783
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Thank You...










I'm speechless...........



















but not for long !
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Old 07-23-2005, 18:47   #3784
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Looks like the (kitty eye)stars ALMOST aligned back there. Might be another millennium before we get that close again.

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I regret if I disrupted some kind of cat trifecta. I had no intention of doing so. If it turns out that my action DOES create a problem, I will submit to punishment of the 3 cats' choosing.
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Old 07-23-2005, 19:19   #3785
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Rabbi, I think you're a bit too eager!!! ;f;f
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Old 07-23-2005, 20:38   #3786
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The Good Rabbi is probably contemplating flogging by "tuna"



(wasn't she on stage with Ike?)
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Old 07-23-2005, 20:55   #3787
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(wasn't she on stage with Ike?)
Turner? ... or Eisenhower?
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Old 07-23-2005, 20:56   #3788
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Yeah, you know, Ike & Tuna Turner
Now SHE could liven up the Lagoon !
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Old 07-24-2005, 06:02   #3789
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hey now... we don't need another hero on this here riverboat..
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Old 07-24-2005, 11:53   #3790
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But that would rather keep us rollin' now wouldn't it ?






A Lagoon "SALUTE!" to Lance Armstrong....."N" Sweat Lager all around on uncle's account !
After we invite him to our next party, (party by reason of his winning...good a reason as I can think of) let's try & talk him into another bike race. france is too easy, how about a "Tur O Texas, Y'all". Lets see if the rest of the world can do heat !




Again, HOORAY FOR LANCE ! Just another reason for france to hate us(and who cares?)
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Old 07-24-2005, 12:23   #3791
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he's pretty amazing alright.. and i'm with you heat's much more daunting than altitude..

did you hear about those sore losers actually trying to suggest he faked the cancer? like so he could be stigmatised and shunned by his former supporters? some people just can't give credit..
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Old 07-24-2005, 12:30   #3792
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Ah yes, the french. The easiest people in the world to dislike.
One frenchman helps us in the Revolutionary war. That they remember.

We bail their butts out several times & they hate us. Who knows.....maybe they WANTED to learn to speak German & make good beer instead of the putrid wine (whine?) that they're known for !



weather note....as I type this the thermometer says 101' f. outside.
Time for another cold one ! drinking water today....too hot for beer, even "N" Sweat Lager.



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Old 07-24-2005, 18:12   #3793
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Originally posted by VN350X10 Towith....it is a known fact of the universe that as a .45 projectile approaches the velocity of a 10MM, it will shed diameter & become smaller, much as a meteor entering the Earth's atmosphere. Upon reaching 10MM velocity, the (formerly) .45 projectile will, in fact, be reduced to a diameter of .400"-.401", hence rendering it to BE a 10MM. No .45 projectile ever achieves this velocity without the afore mentioned happening; Therefore, in the 10-Ring, NO SUCH .45 caliber PROJECTILE EXISTS !
Yo, Unkle! The Dungeon Engineering Staff, in company with the Dungeon Theoretical Physics Crew, the Dungeon Philosophical Analysis Cadre, and the Dungeon Linguistics Team, has come up with a possible undesirable consequence derived from your otherwise marvelous analytical effort.

According to your advocacy, if a .45 projectile is hot loaded to achieve the exalted 1200fps of a 10mm (all rise, hats off, hands over hearts), then due to Einsteinian Relativistic kinematics, it shrinks down to the .401" diameter characteristic of the exalted 10mm projectile (again, all rise ... at least, those sober enough to do so.) Fair enough. But when a lowly unworthy servile punishment-bound pond-scum Dungeon type fires such a round, then he has functionally fired a 10mm round! This could create semantic and administrative problems.

If the (blah blah, etc.) Dungeon type has fired what can be considered a 10mm cartridge, then he might be considered to be a 10-Ring member, since he owns a firearm capable of firing the exalted .401 bullet at 1200fps. This could result in the following undesirable effects:

1) Overcrowding in the Penthouse and Lagoon facilities, since the (far more numerous .45-shooting) Dungeon types become eligible for full 10-Ring membership.

2) Loss of the smoothly running admin effort supporting the 10-Ring Facility, since these "relocated" people would no longer be sober enough to do admin work, even if they were still willing to!

3) A drastic decrease in the Dungeon embezzlement action, since most of our "members" would have switched sides. Before you 10-Ringers cheer this, please remember that the 39% we rip off finances all the supplementary work the various Dungeon special teams perform to enhance the aura and public image of the 10-Ring within the American firearms community. This loss, along with the previous mentioned slippage in administrative efficiency, would be a massive blow to the 10-Ring cause.

We ask the 10-Ringers' advice on this issue. Those of you sober enough to contemplate this issue should make your suggestions. But then ... if you are NOT sober enough for coherent thought, send us your thoughts anyway; they may still be useful.
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Old 07-24-2005, 19:04   #3794
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1) Overcrowding in the Penthouse and Lagoon facilities, since the (far more numerous .45-shooting) Dungeon types become eligible for full 10-Ring membership.

2) Loss of the smoothly running admin effort supporting the 10-Ring Facility, since these "relocated" people would no longer be sober enough to do admin work, even if they were still willing to!

3) A drastic decrease in the Dungeon embezzlement action, since most of our "members" would have switched sides. Before you 10-Ringers cheer this, please remember that the 39% we rip off finances all the supplementary work the various Dungeon special teams perform to enhance the aura and public image of the 10-Ring within the American firearms community. This loss, along with the previous mentioned slippage in administrative efficiency, would be a massive blow to the 10-Ring cause.
hmmmm well... regarding #1, i've never been a supporter of an artificially-induced underclass simply to sustain an existing ruling class and am all for equal opportunity, even at my own inevitable inconvenience, as what raises one raises all, imho, and though the spectre of self-responsible financial management is understandably daunting, i think it would enrich us in the long term (provided the previously-embezzled funds aren't involuntarily squandered in the stock market by ad-hoc committees), HOWEVER:

the notion of a hot-rodded .45 being the equivalent of a 10mm load at the same velocity is a bit of a misnomer, because although it may claim a loophole by certain definitions of 10mm performance, it would fall short of the mark in terms of the *efficiency* of the 10mm cartridge, wasting powder and causing needless hardware complications in the Penthouse arsenal.

so i'd recommend a commendation for illustrating a potential SHTF option, but a public upbraiding for attempted undermining of core 10-Ring principles.

had you merely exibited the usual Dungeon-type insolence, you might have qualified for punishment; however, since the commendation offsets the latter, you might get just the verbal abuse, and be sent back to the dungeon with your commendation to dream of punishment lost..

politics is indeed a harsh mistress!!
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Old 07-24-2005, 19:23   #3795
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wait a minute.. UNCLE brought that up.. so you not only lose the commendation but are now guilty of misrepresentation of 10-Ring wisdom and attempting to use it to influence the balance of power thru subversion of same, calling for a DOUBLE punishment the likes of which can only be properly executed by the G-Twins..

oh, you just play us like a violin, DON'T you? ..

you certainly keep us on our toes, i'll say.. but be careful, that could call for another (yawn) commendation..
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Old 07-24-2005, 19:37   #3796
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... calling for a DOUBLE punishment the likes of which can only be properly executed by the G-Twins..
On advice of counsel (as if I needed it!), I accept this plea bargain agreement. I waive any right to appeal, and will begin serving my sentence immediately. Forget parole; I will serve out the ENTIRE sentence!
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Old 07-24-2005, 22:41   #3797
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A slight technical note here:

Since the lowly .45 projectile (wouldn't that be an amaturjectile?) doesn't start shedding diameter untill it enters the atmosphere, at such time as it is beginning it's travel, it is still in fact, a .45;
Therefore it doesn't infringe upon the 10MM on any status earned by a true 10MM.


Sorry Rabbi, you're just gonna have to work harder & more diligently to recieve the punishment you so richly want.

Perhaps a re-reading of the "tuna" posts will help.






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Old 07-24-2005, 22:50   #3798
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Originally posted by VN350X10 Sorry Rabbi, you're just gonna have to work harder & more diligently to recieve the punishment you so richly want.
Actually, Unkle, the Dungeon Legal Staff was on the ball on this one. The plea bargain was accepted by me AND the court, so even though the charge could not have been proven, I am still "convicted" of it. So the punishment WILL STILL BE INFLICTED!

Eat your hearts out, you lascivious 10-Ringers! (Pardon my redundancy.)
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Old 07-24-2005, 22:52   #3799
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Dam* , you are good !
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ah, our embezzled dollars at work.. curses! foiled again! ^2
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