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Old 06-18-2001, 17:09   #351
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Uh, oh! MMA10, your July 8 rectification sounds to me more like a CONFRONTATION! This sounds serious! Even though this situation clearly has hallmarks of CRISIS!, I feel assured that both you and I will conduct ourselves in a manner which reflects positively on both the Big-Dawg and 10-Ring organizations. The Dungeon staff is now drawing up proposals for BOTH our mutual conduct AND the conduct of the persons serving as our seconds, thirds, fourths, sixths, and any other support staff either of us wishes to employ to support ourselves in this serious upcoming circumstance. ( ... In the back, a question? ... No, the absence of "fifth" in the proposed Confrontation Protocols is NOT inadvertent; the use of the word "fifth" is restricted to only the OBVIOUS usage when applied to any 10-Ring activity.) Since this adversarial confrontation will be of interest to many on this website, I will assume responsibility to keep them advised of developments as we approach the July 8 "resolution date" ( ... insert ominous drumroll here ... )
-- TAMARA, will you do me the distinct honor of serving as my Second? (Nyaa, Nyaa, MMA10! I asked first!)

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Old 06-19-2001, 17:25   #352
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A number of the "answers" may be found in "12 Monkeys" (the movie version).
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Old 06-19-2001, 17:36   #353
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Beginning of long string of weird doubletaps. I apologize.

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Old 06-19-2001, 17:37   #354
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Weird double tap!

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Old 06-19-2001, 17:42   #355
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Another weird double tap!

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Old 06-19-2001, 17:45   #356
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Double tap make ME Monkey Man!

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Old 06-19-2001, 17:47   #357
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Fubared double tap!

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Old 06-19-2001, 17:55   #358
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Monotonous double tap!

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Old 06-19-2001, 18:00   #359
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More double tap!

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Old 06-20-2001, 02:36   #360
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Damn, MMA10! First RECTIFICATION became CONFRONTATION! Then you jumped it up to a DUEL! ... That's cool; July is kind of a nothing month anyway.
-- Ordinarily, the fact that YOU first used the word "Duel" would make ME the challenged part (with MY choice of weapon), but your choice of weapon is far classier than anything my pharmacologically distorted mindset could have conceived, so I will go along with your egocentric 10-Ring (pardon my redundancy) outlook and allow you to maintain your "challenged" status.
-- You just MAY have blown it with your Tamara comment. Tamara has not yet formally ACCEPTED my humble request to serve me in this hour of crisis, so your PRESUMPTION that she WILL be my second is, at best, premature. (See, Tam: DA' RABBI is the class act at this encounter!)
-- The transition of this "event" from "confrontation" to "duel" will require additional planning by the Dungeon Staff; publication of the schedule of events must therefore be delayed. Unlimited overtime has been authorized to formulate the kind of event protocols that do appropriate justice to this momentous upcoming event.

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Old 06-20-2001, 13:14   #361
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I see what happens, I leave you all alone for the week and you get into a tiff which honor demands must be resolved with even more weirdness... Sammi Just make sure you leave me time in the schedule at the upcomming weird feather duel to announce the next great inovation in Glockology from Q-Systems, and the follow on to the Virtual Plug, drumroll please,, The Super Saf-T-Block!!!!!


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Old 06-20-2001, 14:48   #362
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Have no fear, Q-Ball; we'll give you a good slot for your presentation to the audience at our Confrontation. Would you prefer a spot coordinated with the MORNING orgiastic spectator blowout, or the AFTERNOON sodden drunken spectator revelry? Either is possible at this point in our planning. Let us know.

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Old 06-20-2001, 15:52   #363
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So, not only do I cringe upon learning of the existence of PAGE NINE, but within minutes I'm trying to pry the image of MMA10 and Sammy duking it out with French Ticklers out of my head with Q-tips. Help me mommy, I can't make them touch....... AAAARRRRGGHH!!!!!!!!

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Old 06-20-2001, 16:39   #364
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This is becoming a Monty Python kinda thing. Too funny. You know what I like best about this post is the creative writing that you people have. Not only are we armed but we are funny and creative. Well that is all. So gentlemen good luck with the feather thing.
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Old 06-20-2001, 20:10   #365
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MMA10, it's on the agenda, no problem. As for the "unlimited overtime," no, there will be no overtime at all except for our usual extended parties. We run a tight ship around here. And don't let that 9th page action get ya, any one of us could have pulled off the 9th page... if we wanted to strap on the MONKEY!

Now we got to SHOCK the monkey... The 10 Ring

GAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT!

Hey, this is fun... sit still Samurai! The 10 Ring

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Old 06-21-2001, 01:13   #366
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ENCODED MESSAGE
FOR THE JAPANESE JEW
FROM CORRODED SCREWDRIVER

decode using protocol 14, modifier B1A

[57577]
an 8 shot burst eh??
where'd you get the FA keyboard???
It's a conversion??
would you possibly sell it??
legal issues no concern
[/57577]
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Old 06-21-2001, 12:23   #367
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ENCODED RESPONSE:
FROM: Yammering Yid
TO: Vodka-Intensive Screwdriver
RE: 8-Shot Keyboard Burst

Decode Using: 8-Track Tape CC1100

Regret to advise that 8-shot doubletap due to unrepeatable circumstance. Repeated Webtv message "Publisher could not be reached" masked actual (unknown to this agent) repeated queuing of message response. Circumstance not discovered until next morning. Such is life.

(98765) Transmission Concluded) (43210)



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Old 06-21-2001, 13:07   #368
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REPLY FROM CORRODED SCREWDRIVER
(aka Vodka Intensive)

[57577]
Oh, very well then.
"Publisher could not be reached".
It's a good excuse
I'll have to remember that,
the next time I'm in a jam.
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Old 06-22-2001, 07:04   #369
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IMPORTANT CONFRONTATION PROCEDURAL QUESTION FOR THE 10-RING: Tazz, MMA10, a question has arisen which requires actual thought by the 10-Ring Penthouse crew. Sorry if this interrupts your chaotic incoherency up there.
-- Within the 10-Ring facility, we have no problem balancing the drunken orgiastic bombastic revelry made famous by the 10-Ring with the philosophical contemplation of the subtle nuances of reality which has given us a respected presence in the more intellectual parts of the firearms community. The superb facilities of the 10-Ring resort enable us to run BOTH simultaneously.
-- At the July 8 Confrontation, we must, of course, leave the confines of our marvelous layout and venture into the outside world. The facilities of the July 8 site are more limited, and while we can conduct BOTH programs, WE CANNOT DO SO SIMULTANEOUSLY! Therefore, we must decide on the proper timing allocation for our spectators on this important day. What time percentages should be allocated to each of the two programs?
-- Please do not give us the old "Penthouse 10-Ringers don't have to be bothered with mundane administrative details like this ... ". There is a little known codecil to the 10-Ring Charter which specifically states that the 10-Ring honchos do indeed have to accomplish SOMETHING useful during the course of a fiscal month. This is your chance to get your ticket punched for June.

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Old 06-22-2001, 12:02   #370
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We the Ten Ringers Should conduct everything at high noon. Meaning all activities such as surfing and jet sking and blowing sharks out of the water with baited explosives. Around 6 pm we should have the first drinks. Maybe a game of five drinks and a magnum. Remember we are the elite, we can do that. Grub should be served around 7:30 pm. After the meal We should pay attention to the moneys at hand. All surplus funds should be invested in the ten ring working off the intrest to make this organization grow. Remember we should be responsible about the task at hand. Also we should weed out the ones who might be investing into ther own pockets. EHH EM!! Ok After that is settled we should hit the beach. Maybe a game of volly ball. Maybe not. Maybe More drinking games. Put the french feathers away We will settle all with Baja Rosas mmmmmmmm Those are good. Alright See you there!!

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Old 06-22-2001, 16:43   #371
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I like the GSSF Idea. Indeed a well thought idea. We should shoot this problem out. then party. Three second bursts huh. Ok thats fair. There goes the neigbourhood. I like my first idea about the shark fishing. in fact we should build a fishing rod catapult that would launch a great white around 800 fps and bomb the shoreline of the big dawgs club.That might draw some life back into there Club. Ah yes mayham rules the day. Funny how this house is becoming famous. maybe because of the amount of talent in it. We are certainly not mainstream. maybe thats why we shoot 10mm. because those in the House of TEN Rock!!
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Old 06-22-2001, 16:52   #372
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MMA10,
-- The first paragraph of your 22:18 post is as incomprehensible as the standard issue Tazz administrative memo. "ToT" to me means "time on target", which does not really fit the targeted (pardon my pun) issue. Please clarify.

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Old 06-22-2001, 19:50   #373
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Uhhhhhhh.....I was taught that TOT stood for time OVER target!

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Old 06-23-2001, 01:20   #374
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[57577 57577 7]
I guess nobody
wants to sit around and write
jap poetry that
doesnt have rhyme or reason

Well, in my current
vodka intensive state, I
find tanka - sijo
to be very amusing.
I'll go clean the garage now.

Have fun at your party boys.
[/57577 57577 7]
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There is a sadness
when after days of turning
through fields of flowers
that seem endless, suddenly
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Old 06-23-2001, 02:21   #375
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