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Old 06-02-2001, 03:43   #281
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IMPORTANT 10-RING FACILITY ADMINISTRATIVE ANNOUNCEMENT:
-- Listen up, you 10-Ring sleazeballs (pardon my redundancy), we're going to try it again!
-- Another Intergalactic Kegger will be held at 8PM on Saturday, June 31. We have decided to eliminate the 7PM Philosophical Dissertation; the lecturer is unreliable, and nobody seems sober enough to care about the subject, anyway!
-- We do request that the attendees make an effort to reduce the level of depraved debauchery from the last event. If the number of events can be reduced from 87 down to 76, then we can handle all the reporting inhouse, and not have to involve outside police and judicial organizations. This reduction would therefore mean that all happenings would be held confidential within the 10-Ring; we emphasize that these reports would be used ONLY for the amusement of the Dungeon Staff ("Damn! I didn't think the human physique could bend THAT radically!") AND (if necessary) for blackmail purposes to achieve Da' Rabbi's pharmacologically distorted outlook on the fundamental objectives of existence. You don't like it? Talk to Tazz!
-- The beer will be chosen by Tazz; this bit of administrative duty seems to be within his capabilities. All other planning and logistics will be performed by the PROs FROM DOVER down here in the dungeon.

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Old 06-02-2001, 08:22   #282
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Are ridddles appropriate in this hallowed thread?

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Old 06-02-2001, 08:47   #283
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Yes, if you have a poetic liscens.
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Old 06-02-2001, 15:58   #284
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ANOTHER important 10-Ring facility administrative announcement:
-- Turbonatr, the co-chief honcho of the Big Dawgers, has today announced that he now owns a 10mm. This is radical, dudes! Think of the potential enormity of the victory the 10-Ring could achieve if da' Rabbi were provided a G20 (with an accessory 6" barrel)! C'mon, think about it!
-- Damn! Two admin announcements in one day; you casual observers will not know how to act.

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Old 06-02-2001, 16:37   #285
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Here goes. The first part is to answer the riddle itself, the second part may be more difficult.

"This thing all things devours;
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays kings, ruins towns;
And beats high mountain down."

What is it?

And, what book does it come from?

Have fun.

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Old 06-02-2001, 18:12   #286
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Some things matter, other things don't.

The question is: Do you know why?


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Old 06-02-2001, 19:00   #287
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Klatu Barrada Nichto!

Resistance if futile, you WILL be assimilated. We are the Borg. we assimilated Klatu and his race decades ago.

(It seems the force was not with him that day.)

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Old 06-03-2001, 02:06   #288
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The answer is "time" me precious from "The Hobbit" me precious. What has it got in it's pocket me precious.
Sorry, slipped into my Gollum persona for an instant. Must be this topic.
Just realized I've been reading this topic for six months and this is my first post.


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Old 06-03-2001, 04:49   #289
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MMA10 - very good try

Arcane - on the money, both times

This place draws some interest from afar, by Smaug's beard!

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Old 06-03-2001, 08:29   #290
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And 8:40 PM. On what planet? In which Quadrant? In which dimension?

Inquiring minds want to know!

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Old 06-03-2001, 10:30   #291
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Is this thread here to rack up posts or what?

If so, I will in no way participate in increasing my post count.
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Old 06-04-2001, 08:01   #292
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G31, the meaning of your last post is unclear. Please clarify.

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Old 06-04-2001, 13:28   #293
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Samu,

He can't clarify. If he sends another transmission, the Scanners will pinpoint his location, and he knows it.

"Live long and prosper Samu!"

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Old 06-04-2001, 15:57   #294
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Actually, Cheygriz, G31 CAN post ALL HE WANTS in PERFECT safety! The Dungeon staff has preempted ALL the scanners for our MP3 music operation, and we have ALL the black helicopters on contract for beer deliveries for the upcoming June 31 Intergalactic Kegger! Hey, our dungeon operation is not cheap, but WE ARE THOROUGH!!!

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Old 06-04-2001, 17:31   #295
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The force is with you???

NO WAY!!!!

The force is with ME!!!!

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Old 06-04-2001, 19:56   #296
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I would like to make one thing perfectly clear--I was never here.
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Old 06-05-2001, 10:11   #297
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...and on that note...

The Ten Ring is now in the process of "acquiring" ALL those nice black helicopters for our very own... FREE!!!

How, you say?

Easy... NONE of the choppers have any kind of markings on them... so how can anybody say they are not ours??? Possession is 9/10ths of the law... so... they're ours!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I love it when a plan comes together...

Let's see... flying lessons... chopper rental... movie use... hey, we could even rent them to the government! The 10 Ring

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Old 06-05-2001, 10:43   #298
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Remind me to bring my Green Destiny for the First Annual 10-Ring Chinese Tree Dueling Sword Fu competition.

"Like many things, I am nothing." -- Li Mu Bai


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Old 06-05-2001, 11:17   #299
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Its time to get this thread back on topic!

08:41 PM

Because its bigger, longer, and one more powerful and will kill a bear deader than a truthful discussion reguarding the Constitution and the limited role of the federal government at a Democrat policy meeting.

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Old 06-05-2001, 11:23   #300
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I heard this thing the other day, it seemed important but I couldent figure out which forum to post it in. I think this is the right spot.

BUY TEQUILA!

Apparently there was a bad crop and prices are spikeing up. Better safe than sorry. Remember the primer shortage of '93.

Oh the humanity!
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