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Old 06-05-2001, 16:48   #301
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"Page 8, anyone". There, MMA10, are you happy now?

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Old 06-06-2001, 05:45   #302
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One tiny but significant little detail MMA10, WE have ALL the 10mm's on OUR side!

Page 8, page 8, page 8, page 8...

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Old 06-06-2001, 05:52   #303
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Oops! Wrong board.

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Old 06-06-2001, 09:48   #304
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good - I can finally get the monkey off my back!!!!!
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Old 06-06-2001, 12:15   #305
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Rusty, something you should consider before asking to get the monkey off your back:
-- The person with the monkey on his back receives what we shall call "extra special treatment and consideration" from the Tahitian Lagoon sweeties! Think it over before you bail out!

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Old 06-06-2001, 15:37   #306
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Tazz, I think possession is actually 9 to 10 in Texas only. Any chance of our getting some A-10(mm.) Warthogs for close BBQ support? The titanium tub should keep the plane safe from the operator. Now we only have to find a way to keep everything else on the planet safe from the operator. Oh yeah, almost forgot. Tequila too. Some people say tequila and attack aircraft don't mix, I say they just haven't tried it and thus don't know of what they speak.

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Old 06-06-2001, 17:25   #307
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The 10mm/black-helicopter armed pilot seems, at first thought, to be ideal. At the risk of espousing heresy in this 10mm forum, I must reluctantly advocate the provision of a 45ACP Glock in, say, every 8th helicopter. Before you 10-Ringers totally freak, permit me to explain WHY!
-- The flat trajectory of the 1200fps 10mm bullet does have one weakness: a well-funded enemy CAN build a shield against the flat trajectory line-of-sight power of the vaunted 200gr 10mm round. The old fat slow 45ACP can plug this ballistic problem. The protected enemy will, upon hearing the distinctive signature of the 45, will figure he has ample time to relax before the arrival of the bullet from the 45-equiped black helicopter. He will, of course, remain below the top edge of the protective barrier while he is in the middle of preparing that famous bit of military quisine, the Ham and Lima Bean MRE, when, to his amazement, he will be struck by the 45 bullet! The slow velocity of the 45 will enable the bullet to plunge DOWNWARD as it passes the expensively erected protective barrier! This is the capability that the 45ACP can bring to the 10mm sphere of influence! Please note that, to maintain a proper weaponry balance, I advocate only 1 45 per 8-helicopter formation.
-- To those who mourn the loss of this brave soldier to so dastardly an opponent as the 45ACP, I reply: Hey, he won't have to eat that MRE!

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Old 06-06-2001, 18:54   #308
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Rusty, not so fast! The 10 Ring
The monkey is flying the black chopper BTW.
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Old 06-07-2001, 07:12   #309
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All flying monkeys are a product of the Wicked Witch and should be shot on sight. Ding Dong the witch is dead, and so it's open season on the flying monkeys. If you spot one carrying Toto, wait till it lands before shooting. We don't want Dorothy pist. Dorothy did a great favor for us all by killing the witch, and so we should be forever greatful. Plus, she figured out the secret to how the Ruby Slippers work and has made a deal with New Balance shoes to make limited edition Ruby Tennies just for us Ten Ringers. Now i know that the Wizard is just a fraud, but, he did make a pretty cool looking town, and he is pretty good at special effects, and he promised to make us the ultimate in cool Virtual Reality Shooting Ranges, (and he is almost done), and, we can use him to help us make our next movie, (soon to be announced), featuring Sharon Stone, Jennifer Lopez, and our very own 10 Ring Tropics Girls!

Oh, got to go, more on this later...

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Old 06-07-2001, 13:48   #310
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ok - since you put it that way I can live with the monkey on my back.....

but I was wondering....

just who is this Mr. Brownstone I have been dancing with?

Why won't he leave me alone?

He won't leave me alone!
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Old 06-08-2001, 07:03   #311
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...or is Mr. Brownstone better looking? Are you sure that it's Mr. Brownstone and not Mrs. Brownstone? These are serious questions that require serious answers!


#8#8#8#8#8... The 10 Ring

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Old 06-08-2001, 12:51   #312
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all I know is that

we've been dancing with Mr. Brownstone

he's been knocking, and

he wont leave me alone.....
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Old 06-08-2001, 14:27   #313
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Yep, yer right, and that old man he's a real muthasucker, gonna kick him on down the line.

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Old 06-08-2001, 15:20   #314
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Rusty wins again!!
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Old 06-08-2001, 18:58   #315
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The question is: Why aren't you dancing with his daughter?

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Old 06-09-2001, 03:31   #316
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I know they said he was faster than a speeding bullet, but has it been proven that Superman was faster than a 10mm? Did anyone ever chrono that guy?

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Old 06-09-2001, 04:11   #317
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The chicken is in the pot.

I repeat: The chicken is in the pot.

And now some scratchy AM music for our friends in the occupied territories.

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Old 06-09-2001, 09:41   #318
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Old 06-09-2001, 09:56   #319
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Old 06-09-2001, 10:30   #320
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calling all cars, calling all cars....

there is a man with notebook computer

in the book depository,

or perhaps on the grassy knoll??
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Old 06-09-2001, 10:46   #321
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Old 06-09-2001, 13:19   #322
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MMA10, the Dungeon Staff can run the requested investigation, but it won't be cheap! The embezzlement rate would have to be boosted to 41% for 3 months to finance it. For that kind of cash, we can simply give EVERYONE the Tahitian Lagoon "special attention" that you and monkey-on-back guy seem to enjoy so much. Think it over, and let us know.

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Old 06-09-2001, 14:54   #323
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Samurai, I got a better idea... You take nothin and like it! Get down to the bud of this with a smile or go without all those wonderful and perky Tahitian foot massages you've grown so accustomed to. Ya got to understand Sammi, not being a Full Power 10 Ringer does have it's disadvantages! Although, I do have a few hot little Tahitian Try Outs coming tonight at 8, if you want to bring the party favors and help me with evaluating the auditions, maybe we can work something out... this work can be grueling... oh... my... gosh... would ya look at that?!?!?! Gottago..

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Old 06-09-2001, 16:13   #324
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A quick question;

Is da rabbi still taking his meds? He seems to be hallucinating today.

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Old 06-09-2001, 16:57   #325
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DML, I wash down my thorazine with a '61 Chateau LaFitte Rothschild! Life don't get much better than that!

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