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Old 05-04-2001, 15:04   #221
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-- DML, allow me to correct your analysis. That account you have uncovered is actually the Jolt Cola ("All the sugar, and twice the caffeine!") Acquisition Reimbursement Account. It is drawn down so low due to the heavy draw by the Dungeon staff during the 6-Day Thousand Meter Benchrest Match which concluded last week; believe me, we were working our tails off around the clock! My obtaining a 10mm handgun using embezzled 10-Ring funds to do so would be boorish in the extreme! Permit me to offer an alternate suggestion to the 10-Ring: think of the blow you could inflict on the morale of the Big-Dawg Club if the 10-Ring were to give the Senior 10-Ring Dungeon Resident his own 10mm firearm (preferably a Glock 20, with an extra 6" barrel for target and/or wilderness use.) A tremendous opportunity to advance the 10mm cause, don't you think?
-- ( ... sigh ... ) Tazz, let me try again on the bank ownership subject. Next time you ride the elevator to your penthouse, check the certificate tucked BEHIND the Elevator Inspection Certificate. You will see that the off-shore bank is actually controlled by The Society For Philosophical Dissertations On The Subtle Nuances Of Reality, a holding company based in the Caymans. Take a guess on what individual is the majority holder of that outfit!
-- P.S. I am going to edit this post, just to make people nervous.

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Old 05-04-2001, 16:55   #222
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samurairabbi,

Ah yes, I do see at the bottom of one of the documents "Jolt Cola Acquisition Reimbursement." My apologies sir, it seems my eyes wouldn't focus on the fine print. I needed a 12x magnifing lens to read it.

It would seem that The Society For Philosophical Dissertations On The Subtle Nuances Of Reality is a rather large holdings company by the looks of several of these documents.

It suprises me that with you being the CEO of a holdings company which ownes NORMA, there is no full power ammo being produced.

Here is something else, A-Grip! You OWN A-Grip???...Ah the plot thickens...

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Old 05-04-2001, 17:30   #223
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Don't tell da Rabboy dat DML... I wanted his door getting kicked in by the ATF, FBI, and IRS ninja warriors to be a little surprise! Awwww... now ya went and spoiled everything!

Sammi, nice strategy on trying to snagg a 10... nice try too... i was going to buy you one but i figured you've embezzeled enough to pay for it with 10 Ring money already. Plus i figured it would be a harder blow to the Fat Dawgy Woggies if you made the effort to buy it yourself, even you do pay for it with obsconded 10 Ring money. BTW, thanks for doing all that dirty money laundering for us. The 10 Ring

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Old 05-05-2001, 02:24   #224
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would someone please email me when this thing reaches nine pages so I can be the first one to post on the TENth page?

I cannot keep up with the copious quantities of circuitous consciousness.

of course I cannot spell either - but that has never stopped me
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Old 05-05-2001, 03:07   #225
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Rusty, try meditating. A little meditation goes a long way.

Now, where did Yoda waddle off too this time? YODA... got another one for you!

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Old 05-07-2001, 13:31   #226
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how many posts are there before the next page starts?
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Old 05-08-2001, 03:26   #227
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Ask a silly question! The 10 Ring

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Old 05-08-2001, 05:19   #228
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I just want to take this moment to thank everyone who has helped this thread to make page six...
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Old 05-08-2001, 09:22   #229
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Old 05-08-2001, 14:39   #230
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Whats the over/under on ten pages? August, Halloween, Christmas??????? In the finest tradition of the 10 Ring allow me to put in a prediction of 10/10/01.

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Old 05-08-2001, 16:54   #231
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What's wrong with the usual sodden drunkenness of a 10-Ring Life Member?

Add the 10 Ring Tropics Girls and the massages they are so famous for, a Mongo Meal and a nice Bubbl'n Smoothie, and ya pretty much got heaven.

BTW, we "members" don't have to take our massages down in the dungeon... but, if ya like it in the dungeon, cool... whatever turns you on!

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Old 05-08-2001, 17:24   #232
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Yes, the X-frame is in the...
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Old 05-09-2001, 18:45   #233
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And yet another page of nothing. Ya know, Eric is gonna shut this place down for wasting all this server space.
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Old 05-10-2001, 12:37   #234
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Get a life dude! This is the golden thread that holds the fabric of life itself together! Even Eric knows that! The 10 Ring

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Old 05-10-2001, 16:56   #235
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Tazz, since i'm a relativly new member, just WHERE do I go to apply for my cut of the mis-appropiated/embezelled funds? I need to load ammo for this years matches, & my ammo budget is really depleted at this time. Component supplies are at an all time low,and my match entries are at an all time high HHHEEELLLPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 05-10-2001, 17:40   #236
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Two words: "Redhook I.P.A."

Okay, one word and three letters...

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Old 05-10-2001, 17:46   #237
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Originally posted by samurairabbi:
- IMPORTANT 10-RING FACILITY ADMINISTRATION ANNOUNCEMENT:
...we would not sully the noble cause of the 10mm cartridge by signing up with the People's Front of Judea,...
"Splitters!!!" The 10 Ring


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Old 05-10-2001, 19:05   #238
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WOOOW!
I knew it was a really hectic day in the dispatch office, but this is weiirrrdddd.601 601 601 601 601 601 601 601 601 601 601 601
Return with us now to those thrilling days of yesteryear...............HiOOOOSSILLLLVEERRRRRRRR.............601 601 601 601 601 601 601
Live long and prosper--Loosst innn Spaaacceee. WARNING! WARNING! Run Will Robinson, Run.
Captain! Captain! The plasma injector is plugged with berrylium flux, and the nebulizer is about to implode. It's Howdy Doody Time with Buffalo Bob and Clarabell---601 601 601 Where have all the flowers gone? He may ride forever neath the streets of Boston. He's the man who never returned.

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Old 05-10-2001, 23:26   #239
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please excuse me for a topic shift -

but Tamara - I was wondering - now that you have relocated to Knoxville - have you seen Tina from Survivor anywhere around town?

if you do - could you please get her autograph for me???

TIA
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Old 05-11-2001, 02:56   #240
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Tamara's back!!! YAY!!! The 10 Ring

'bout time! Where ya been hide'n? You haven't been playing with the Vortextual Shift Moderator Module again, have you?

Good to see you Tam!

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