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Old 11-17-2004, 21:53   #2776
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As I remember, it went kinda like.....

"You gets a vasectomy, you gonna be impotent!"

"Den I needs to gets me a tuxedo".

"Why do you need to get a tuxedo?"

"Cause if I'se gonna BE impotent, I may as well LOOKS impotent!"

Yes, it was from old Redd hisself. Besides, if stealing jokes worked for Uncle Milty, why not for uncle albert ?






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Old 11-17-2004, 21:55   #2777
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Hmmmm....'nother monkey

G33 where are you ?


Standard lease rates still apply....

Rebate from now untill Thanksgiving.....
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Old 11-17-2004, 22:56   #2778
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Right here uncle!
Got the brush...;f ;e
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Old 11-19-2004, 00:38   #2779
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Old 11-19-2004, 17:40   #2780
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Thank you,
I'm feeling MUCH better now.......
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Old 11-23-2004, 10:26   #2781
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Pretty dead around here?;9
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Old 11-23-2004, 12:12   #2782
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I noticed that, too.;P What gives?? Everyone sober???;f;f
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Old 11-23-2004, 12:27   #2783
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Nope,

Just trying to decide which color pen ink to use on my Utah non-res CPL application. What do you guys think? Blue? Black? Sea Foam Green?

Nice meeting you on Saturday Steve. Too bad we didn't get the chance to talk 10mm and enlighten the other folks.
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Old 11-23-2004, 12:31   #2784
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There'll be other days. ;f

A fairly recent customer came in with a DW 1911 in 10mm, then informed me he had a DW Bobtasil Commander in 10 on lay-a-way. He brought it in last week for me to drool over. Sweeeet little pistol!! Gots to get one (someday).
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Old 11-23-2004, 20:08   #2785
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This thread is still going on?
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Old 11-23-2004, 20:48   #2786
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This thread is still going on?
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Nope...Never.
Yar!;f
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Old 11-23-2004, 20:48   #2787
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OH...OH?

Sir Rabbi post does not move up the list!
New posts go above it.
Mongo, what did you touch?!;P
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Old 11-23-2004, 20:50   #2788
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Old 11-23-2004, 20:51   #2789
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Old 11-23-2004, 21:59   #2790
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C'mon, sjstill! SOBRIETY in the 10-Ring Facility? What hallucinogens have you been smoking!
10.5 grains of Blue Dot ;f;f
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Old 11-23-2004, 22:11   #2791
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What hallucinogens have you been smoking!
Has someone been experimenting with my alfalfa again?:(

That is odd how the rabbi always ends up on the bottom like that, do you think someone slipped some catnip in his beer so he always lands on his feet?;f
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Old 11-23-2004, 22:57   #2792
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I noticed that, too.;P What gives?? Everyone sober???;f;f
Can't speak for the Penthouse crowd, but down here in the Dungeon we have been perfecting a plan which will finally allow Bullman his cherished notion of participating in Sand Removal WITHOUT violating any provision of the Joint Penthouse/Dungeon Jurisdictional Protocol Agreements. This, plus the extended logistical effort supplying the beer to the post election partying, have left us with little free time. When the plan is complete, it will be published as an administrative announcement.

C'mon, sjstill! SOBRIETY in the 10-Ring Facility? What hallucinogens have you been smoking!
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Old 11-23-2004, 23:28   #2793
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Pretty dead around here?;9
Well Duh!
You spend so much time in the OAF Section making silly and goo-goo eyes at the guys there! I have work to do; no way I can keep your end up in here.
Get a grip K.


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Old 11-24-2004, 07:18   #2794
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..... perfecting a plan which will finally allow Bullman his cherished notion of participating in Sand Removal WITHOUT violating any provision of the Joint Penthouse/Dungeon Jurisdictional Protocol Agreements..........


Something about a swishing tail.. I think. Could be very interesting. Just beware any .. uhhh.. odoriferous expulsions. Beer related, of course.
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Old 11-24-2004, 07:22   #2795
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Yar has invaded the Dungeon.




Since there has been drawn a pirate connection to the expression, I'm sure it will find a home here.


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Old 11-24-2004, 08:03   #2796
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Something about a swishing tail.. I think. Could be very interesting. Just beware any .. uhhh.. odoriferous expulsions. Beer related, of course.
Really now, I would do my best not to be so crass during a delicate procedure like that.

Has anyone ever experienced touching the bovine tongue? Rough, yet not abrasive..... I am told by Mrs. Bullman (that svelte little jersey) that it is rather stimulating.

I am thinking that Rabbi's post maybe got hung up in the wormhole a little bit before it settle, very intriguing phenomiwhatever.
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Get a grip K.
There is, I'm sure, a joke of one sort or another in that innocent line ;f;f
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Old 11-24-2004, 08:27   #2798
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My apologies Bullman. Indeed, you are a gentleman of highest standards. May I offer a toast in redemption. TO BULLMAN - the Bravest, the Strongest, the Bestest.... ummm, well, you know what I mean... ;V
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Old 11-24-2004, 09:41   #2799
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My apologies Bullman. Indeed, you are a gentleman of highest standards. May I offer a toast in redemption. TO BULLMAN - the Bravest, the Strongest, the Bestest.... ummm, well, you know what I mean... ;V
No worries engineer151515, I understand how folks come to these conclusions.... after all BS is as famous a bovine byproduct as it gets. I have almost gotten to the point where it doesn't bother me when people use it for swearing purposes, after all, I am not a deity, so it isn't REALLY taking my name in vain;f
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To Bullman,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Hey Bullman,
How do you feel about Big&Richs' song "save a horse ride a COW!!.....................................BOY?"
It kinda takes you back to the days when pulling the plow was all you were allowed to do.
As the KING potentate AKA: "big bad" "major domo" "You DA Man".... of the Moooo-Moooos, how do you feel about this situation?

Not trying to cause a hemmorroid, just feeling the beer and hard cider, Lots and lots of hard cider............................mmmmmmm

Hell0 Everyone, I think I have found a HOME!!!
The Land of The Misfit Toys...........


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