08:40 PM - Page 10

Rusty Phillips · 05-07-2001, 13:31

how many posts are there before the next page starts?

**Tazz10m** · 05-08-2001, 03:26

Ask a silly question!

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

***G33*** · 05-08-2001, 05:19

I just want to take this moment to thank everyone who has helped this thread to make page six...

Rusty Phillips · 05-08-2001, 09:22

your welcome

***TKM*** · 05-08-2001, 14:39

Whats the over/under on ten pages? August, Halloween, Christmas??????? In the finest tradition of the 10 Ring allow me to put in a prediction of 10/10/01.

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Happiness is a warm 10.

**Tazz10m** · 05-08-2001, 16:54

What's wrong with the usual sodden drunkenness of a 10-Ring Life Member?

Add the 10 Ring Tropics Girls and the massages they are so famous for, a Mongo Meal and a nice Bubbl'n Smoothie, and ya pretty much got heaven.

BTW, we "members" don't have to take our massages down in the dungeon... but, if ya like it in the dungeon, cool... whatever turns you on!

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

***G33*** · 05-08-2001, 17:24

Yes, the X-frame is in the...
Nevermind...

DeadMansLife · 05-09-2001, 18:45

And yet another page of nothing. Ya know, Eric is gonna shut this place down for wasting all this server space.

**Tazz10m** · 05-10-2001, 12:37

Get a life dude! This is the golden thread that holds the fabric of life itself together! Even Eric knows that!

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

VN350X10 · 05-10-2001, 16:56

T***, since i'm a relativly new member, just WHERE do I go to apply for my cut of the mis-appropiated/embezelled funds? I need to load ammo for this years matches, & my ammo budget is really depleted at this time. Component supplies are at an all time low,and my match entries are at an all time high HHHEEELLLPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tamara · 05-10-2001, 17:40

Two words: "Redhook I.P.A."

Okay, one word and three letters...

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Come say "Hi!" at my neighborhood gun shop!
10 Ring #2910, Wheelhouse #6254455, Big Dawg #447
MOLON LABE!

Tamara · 05-10-2001, 17:46

Quote:

Originally posted by samurairabbi:
- IMPORTANT 10-RING FACILITY ADMINISTRATION ANNOUNCEMENT:
...we would not sully the noble cause of the 10mm cartridge by signing up with the People's Front of Judea,...

"Splitters!!!"

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Come say "Hi!" at my neighborhood gun shop!
10 Ring #2910, Wheelhouse #6254455, Big Dawg #447
MOLON LABE!

Jimbob · 05-10-2001, 19:05

WOOOW!
I knew it was a really hectic day in the dispatch office, but this is weiirrrdddd.601 601 601 601 601 601 601 601 601 601 601 601
Return with us now to those thrilling days of yesteryear...............HiOOOOSSILLLLVEERRRRRRRR.............601 601 601 601 601 601 601
Live long and prosper--Loosst innn Spaaacceee. WARNING! WARNING! Run Will Robinson, Run.
Captain! Captain! The plasma injector is plugged with berrylium flux, and the nebulizer is about to implode. It's Howdy Doody Time with Buffalo Bob and Clarabell---601 601 601 Where have all the flowers gone? He may ride forever neath the streets of Boston. He's the man who never returned.

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Rusty Phillips · 05-10-2001, 23:26

please excuse me for a topic shift -

but Tamara - I was wondering - now that you have relocated to Knoxville - have you seen Tina from Survivor anywhere around town?

if you do - could you please get her autograph for me???

TIA

**Tazz10m** · 05-11-2001, 02:56

Tamara's back!!! YAY!!!

'bout time! Where ya been hide'n? You haven't been playing with the Vortextual Shift Moderator Module again, have you?

Good to see you Tam!

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

Mushinto · 05-13-2001, 04:32

wabash
Member posted 01-10-2001 23:28
?

IP: Logged

Fredalso
Member posted 01-11-2001 10:56
Well, that's interesting.
Wonder what happens if I post a reply....
Well, the number of replies didn't change.

[This message has been edited by Fredalso (edited 01-11-2001).]

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T***10m
Moderator posted 01-11-2001 11:38
oooooooooook...
so like maybe we are in some sort of time/space/data reality warp or something...

Skevlar... have you been playing with the WarpMaster again??? I told you that thing is dangerous... didnt i tell you to not point that thing at anything you don't want to destroy?

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

IP: Logged

I've got it !!
This thread is posted on a Mobius strip.
It will go on forever.
ML

samurairabbi · 05-13-2001, 15:08

Welcome back, Tam; now we can unite against the common enemy! ;-)
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IMPORTANT 10-RING FACILITY ADMINISTRATIVE ANNOUNCEMENT:
-- The April 31st Intergalactic Kegger was enjoyed by those attending, but some mention must be made of the no less than 87 specific acts of debauchery so profound that decorum prohibits their being specified in this proceeding. Let's try to keep a lid on it next time; 'nuff said.

Respectfully submtted,

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Samurai Rabbi
Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident

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**Tazz10m** · 05-13-2001, 16:59

Other species will do what other species will do... it's a mobius trip!

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

Glockeneger · 05-13-2001, 18:52

Ok I am in a bar. its about closing time. people are clearing out. I decided to stay behind. I sat in this leather chair and looked at the giant tv screen which was playing a B movie. the owner of th bar came to me and explianed how he felt his life was in danger. He asked if I would stick around until he cashes out and locks the safe. I noticed one of the girls was heading up these stairs to a private suit. I decided in the best intrest I should follow her. As I walked up the stairs I noticed a room with a nice hot tub. who ever did the marble tiles knew his stuff. But i was quickly destracted by a hot blond steping into the water sporting nothing but a small towel only to be removed and showing a set of 38s that you knew were store bought. I tried not to stare but how can one not!!
I stood in the corner trying to pay attention to the task at hand which was watching out for the owner and the blond. I peaked around the corner one more time and noticed her relaxing in the tub enjoying the bubbles exposing only well you know!!
But I felt like I was not the only one enjoying the view. But there was no one to be seen!! I decided to focus on the vault in the other room As I turned around i heard a faint scream. I turned around only to see the blond strugging in the tub. There was something holdng her down under the water but I could not see anyone!
I turned into the room only to be struck by something. As I fell to the floor I quicky picked myself up to face the attacker. I looked up and saw nothing! The blond was not doing to well so i took the chance and pulled her out of the water. At this point my Glock came out! What ever did this to her is salad!! I scanned the room to see nothing What ever was in this bar was not to bee seen by the naked eye. I attached my infra red light on the rail of the Glock. As I walked down the stairs i felt a sharp pain on my shoulder only to see a slash mark. What ever this thing was It was playing a game with me. The owner of the bar locked himself in his office, I remember hearing the door slam and lock. I made it to the bottom of the stairs. I started to scan the room for the intruder The infra red picked him up in the corner of the dance floor The red beam painted his body. I took the shot!! The 10 roared double taps of extreme velocity loads. He rocked
and flew back hitting the floor hard. Only to expose a man wearing some kind of suit that distored his body bouncing light. making him invisable!! I walked over to his body Ready to plug him one more time. He was not moving good sign.
Suddenly the back door rushes open to expose this ugly beast that looked part gator part grizzly!! FFFFF!!!! I unloaded a whole clip into this beast with no effect!! I ran up the stairs knowing this thing was not far behind!! The managars office opened and I ran in. The door was heavly reinforced so i shut it quickly looking at the owners face seeing it was white as a ghost!! The creature was trying to get in. i had no idea how long it would hold up!! I sat back and waited for the door to give in since there was no way out. Iloaded the 10mm and swapped the barrel of the six inch hoping it may make the diffrence. i had ten depleated urainium rounds. I looked at the time. It was 8:40pm Suddenly the door caved in The creature went for the owner. The crys of pain shatterd the room as this monster made a meal out of him. Fudge that not with me here!! I fired the Glock the beast turned around and faced me. God It smelled bad!! I shot again and again!!! This time i scored it right between the eyes!! Man his melon blew right open!! I kept locked on!! Round number five six seven all in the
head of this dimentional nightmare!! The creature fell dead!! maybe two feet from me You could see the 10 rounds glowing in the skull!! The owner was alive but hurt bad
I called for rescue and waited shaking wondering what eles is waiting in the 8:40 dimention!!

**Tazz10m** · 05-14-2001, 03:01

Another great argument for hi-cap mags!

What happened to the chick? What happened to the chick???

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

Glockeneger · 05-14-2001, 11:41

The chick she was ok. She was thankful that her life was saved and we became good friends. She had another cute friend and they liked to do everything together. hehehehehehe............

Glockeneger · 05-14-2001, 16:22

In the Realm of the 8:40. it is clear enough that Samurairabbi Should lead the The clan of the 10 ringers to freedom of this forgotten land of cyber distortion time warp mishap. It will be him the one to figure out why we are here. As of his last post?? Sorry man I missed that one.
I'll go stand in the corner for a while.

**Tazz10m** · 05-14-2001, 17:25

That's it, know moore for yew Glockeneger, i'm cutt'n u oph... now you just sit there in the corner where it's safe for a while...

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Your first and best weapon or tool is always your mind.

Reality always takes precedence.

The only thing that should come between you, and any gun... is comfort. Get Agrip!

samurairabbi · 05-14-2001, 17:33

Actually, Glockeneger, that corner you are currently occupying is a favored hangout of the Tahitian Lagoon Sweeties! You may not ever want to leave it! We'll keep a light on for you. (Of course, you may prefer us to conserve power instead.)
-- Your experience is intriguing, in a psychotic pharmacologically demented sort of way. Kind of like CASABLANCA meets PREDATOR meets FORBIDDEN PLANET. Could make a solid miniseries.

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Samurai Rabbi
Big Dawg #69, Senior 10 Ring Dungeon Resident

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VN350X10 · 05-14-2001, 18:51

Tamara, you said see you at your local gunshop-you show me yours-I'll show you mine! If you have a range, I'll swap you range passes
Since I do the maint. & repair, I & my guests can shoot anything I feel like repairing after!!!!