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Old 06-13-2003, 10:00   #51
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Look Uhura ! ! ! I said Warp 12, not Warp 9...........you naughty girl ! ! ! !

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Old 06-13-2003, 10:17   #52
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Trekaholic: Hello! What makes you such a “sweetheart?”

Sweetheart: Hey baby! Want to find out?

Trekaholic: Beam me up Scotty!

Sweetheart: Haha, ok, U wanna cyber?

Trekaholic: You mean like cyber sex?

Sweetheart: Um yeah. You want to?

Trekaholic: Beam me up Scotty!

Sweetheart: Um yeah, ok, what are you wearing?

Trekaholic: Like for real? Or you mean fictional as in a holodeck simulation?

Sweetheart: Um, for real.

Trekaholic: I’m wearing my glasses, and I have on a pair of black pants I just bought from Wal-Mart. I'm also wearing my red Star Trek: The Next Generation shirt. I got that from a convention two months ago. I’m a captain you know!!! What about you?

Trekaholic: Hello???

Trekaholic: Are you still there?

Sweetheart: Um yeah. I’m wearing a red silk blouse, a tight black miniskirt and matching high heels. I work out every day, so I keep toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36.

Trekaholic: Beam me up Scotty!!! You’re as hot as 7 of 9!!! And she’s been modified to be perfect!

Sweetheart: Um yeah. What do you like to do?

Trekaholic: I love Star Trek, anything to do with Star Trek!!! And role playing.

Sweetheart: Haha, ok. Role playing turns me on.

Sweetheart: I’m an exotic dancer forced into being a sex slave.

Trekaholic: Oh like those Orion slave girls! That’s really hot!!! I love the green skin.

Sweetheart: Um yeah, whatever gets you in the mood baby. What are you?

Trekaholic: I’m a Klingon Targ.

Sweetheart: What the hell is that?

Trekaholic: It’s a big furry dog like pig, with horns. They’re aggressive animals.

Sweetheart: Haha, your so silly! I like the aggressive part though. I put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.

Trekaholic: I stomp the ground, and snort and growl.

Sweetheart: haha, your such a joker. But that turns me on! So, I take off your shirt and start unbuttoning ur pants.

Trekaholic: Klingon Targ’s don’t wear shirts or pants.

Sweetheart: Um, whatever silly. Play the game.

Trekaholic: Klingon Targ’s don’t play games. They’ll charge you!

Sweetheart: Stop, cmon be serious.

Trekaholic: It doesn't get any more serious, than to have a Klingon Targ about to charge you.

Trekaholic: The dust stirs around my tough skinned feet, with every earth moving stomp. You see my nostrils flaring, as I lower my head. My horn, is like some kind of Horta symbol on Risa, representing phallic fertility.

Sweetheart: Go to hell! I'm logging off, you loser!

Trekaholic: Haha! Spock said “Go to hell!” in Star Trek: VI, before Kirk said the 2nd star to the right bit.

Sweetheart: Bye!!! FREAK!!!

Trekaholic: I thought we were going to role play?

Trekaholic: Hello?

Trekaholic: Are you there?
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Old 06-13-2003, 12:21   #53
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Look Uhura ! ! ! I said Warp 12, not Warp 9...........you naughty girl ! ! ! !
That's not fair! Warp 10 is the theoretical upper limit of warp speed. At Warp 10, you would simultaneously occupy every location in the universe -- if that were possible. Anyway, Uhura is in charge of communications. She's not a helmsman. Kirk was just looking for an excuse.
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Old 06-13-2003, 12:35   #54
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That's not fair! Warp 10 is the theoretical upper limit of warp speed. At Warp 10, you would simultaneously occupy every location in the universe -- if that were possible. Anyway, Uhura is in charge of communications. She's not a helmsman. Kirk was just looking for an excuse.
AH HA! Another Trekkie outed!
Someone's been smoking the dilithium crystals again!
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Old 06-13-2003, 12:39   #55
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Bob-a-loo ! ! ! Bob-a-loo I-ayyyyyyy ! ! !

Bob-a-loo ! ! ! Bob-a-loo I-ayyyyyyy ! ! !

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Uhura is not impressed with James T. Kirk's, Ricky Ricardo impression. ;g ;g ;g
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Old 06-13-2003, 12:40   #56
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The First CUTCHA Guy ! ! !

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Old 06-13-2003, 12:41   #57
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Jhfenton is all the way at the bottom (no pun there)
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Old 06-13-2003, 13:46   #59
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mhambi, that link is PRICELESS!
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Galactic IRON CHEF ! ! !

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Old 06-13-2003, 15:47   #61
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I need a punchline for this::

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So you're saying that BEARS do spank it in the woods?
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Old 06-13-2003, 16:11   #63
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http://www.cs.ubc.ca/cgi-bin/nph-spock

(a new spock quote everytime)
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"So, Yogi, when did this compulsion to steal picnic baskets begin? And why do you insist on calling them picinic baskets? Let's leave Boo-Boo's sexual confusion out of it this session, OK?"
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Only Man thread? Does that mean that I'm not allowed to play?;1
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Only Man thread? Does that mean that I'm not allowed to play?;1

You can play. But keep it quiet about being a girl and stuff. ;f ;f ;f
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IMAGE IS SUPPOSE TO BE HERE


Hey Chute.


The image from http://www.worth1000.com is causing a log-in pop up.


Weird.



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Weird.



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AH HA! Another Trekkie outed!
Someone's been smoking the dilithium crystals again!
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It's my father's fault. He would take us out of school to see the first showing of the early Star Trek films.

Still, I only have a mild case. I own no Star Trek souvenirs of any type and have no interest in ever going to a convention.
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It's my father's fault. He would take us out of school to see the first showing of the early Star Trek films.

Still, I only have a mild case. I own no Star Trek souvenirs of any type and have no interest in ever going to a convention.

denial is the first sign of a serious problem. trekkie



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Re: Re: Name This Tune

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The image from http://www.worth1000.com is causing a log-in pop up.


Weird.



L8ter.
Is the whole site inaccessible to you? I see the pic just fine.
It's a rather disturbing picture illustrating the song "shock the monkey."
Lots of songs illustrated there, I found it on a google image search.

http://www.worth1000.com/cache/conte...testcache.asp?
contest_id=411&display=photoshop#entries

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/17500/17943_w.jpg

Do the pics from the same site work over
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