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Old 06-12-2003, 22:08   #41
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I thought so, too... but then I saw this:

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Old 06-12-2003, 22:18   #42
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I've become an OMT junkie;g
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Old 06-12-2003, 23:08   #43
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Old 06-12-2003, 23:18   #44
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Old 06-12-2003, 23:21   #45
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Old 06-13-2003, 00:11   #46
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Does "only" refer to *MEN* only? Or does only refer to 1 man, Alex P. Keaton, uh, I mean Knight....?

If it's Men only, I call this session of No Maam to order...

If its Alex only, sorry I stepped in your fluff.... I'll try to scrape it off my shoe and go do a "happy dance" somewhere...

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Old 06-13-2003, 07:48   #47
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Old 06-13-2003, 07:50   #48
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He looks ill tempered.
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Old 06-13-2003, 07:57   #49
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He looks ill tempered.
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Old 06-13-2003, 09:57   #50
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Look Uhura ! ! ! I said Warp 12, not Warp 9...........you naughty girl ! ! ! !

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Old 06-13-2003, 10:00   #51
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Look Uhura ! ! ! I said Warp 12, not Warp 9...........you naughty girl ! ! ! !

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Kirk always gets the fun jobs. Damn!;U ;T
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Old 06-13-2003, 10:17   #52
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Trekaholic: Hello! What makes you such a “sweetheart?”

Sweetheart: Hey baby! Want to find out?

Trekaholic: Beam me up Scotty!

Sweetheart: Haha, ok, U wanna cyber?

Trekaholic: You mean like cyber sex?

Sweetheart: Um yeah. You want to?

Trekaholic: Beam me up Scotty!

Sweetheart: Um yeah, ok, what are you wearing?

Trekaholic: Like for real? Or you mean fictional as in a holodeck simulation?

Sweetheart: Um, for real.

Trekaholic: I’m wearing my glasses, and I have on a pair of black pants I just bought from Wal-Mart. I'm also wearing my red Star Trek: The Next Generation shirt. I got that from a convention two months ago. I’m a captain you know!!! What about you?

Trekaholic: Hello???

Trekaholic: Are you still there?

Sweetheart: Um yeah. I’m wearing a red silk blouse, a tight black miniskirt and matching high heels. I work out every day, so I keep toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36.

Trekaholic: Beam me up Scotty!!! You’re as hot as 7 of 9!!! And she’s been modified to be perfect!

Sweetheart: Um yeah. What do you like to do?

Trekaholic: I love Star Trek, anything to do with Star Trek!!! And role playing.

Sweetheart: Haha, ok. Role playing turns me on.

Sweetheart: I’m an exotic dancer forced into being a sex slave.

Trekaholic: Oh like those Orion slave girls! That’s really hot!!! I love the green skin.

Sweetheart: Um yeah, whatever gets you in the mood baby. What are you?

Trekaholic: I’m a Klingon Targ.

Sweetheart: What the hell is that?

Trekaholic: It’s a big furry dog like pig, with horns. They’re aggressive animals.

Sweetheart: Haha, your so silly! I like the aggressive part though. I put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.

Trekaholic: I stomp the ground, and snort and growl.

Sweetheart: haha, your such a joker. But that turns me on! So, I take off your shirt and start unbuttoning ur pants.

Trekaholic: Klingon Targ’s don’t wear shirts or pants.

Sweetheart: Um, whatever silly. Play the game.

Trekaholic: Klingon Targ’s don’t play games. They’ll charge you!

Sweetheart: Stop, cmon be serious.

Trekaholic: It doesn't get any more serious, than to have a Klingon Targ about to charge you.

Trekaholic: The dust stirs around my tough skinned feet, with every earth moving stomp. You see my nostrils flaring, as I lower my head. My horn, is like some kind of Horta symbol on Risa, representing phallic fertility.

Sweetheart: Go to hell! I'm logging off, you loser!

Trekaholic: Haha! Spock said “Go to hell!” in Star Trek: VI, before Kirk said the 2nd star to the right bit.

Sweetheart: Bye!!! FREAK!!!

Trekaholic: I thought we were going to role play?

Trekaholic: Hello?

Trekaholic: Are you there?
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Old 06-13-2003, 12:21   #53
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That's not fair! Warp 10 is the theoretical upper limit of warp speed. At Warp 10, you would simultaneously occupy every location in the universe -- if that were possible. Anyway, Uhura is in charge of communications. She's not a helmsman. Kirk was just looking for an excuse.
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Old 06-13-2003, 12:35   #54
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That's not fair! Warp 10 is the theoretical upper limit of warp speed. At Warp 10, you would simultaneously occupy every location in the universe -- if that were possible. Anyway, Uhura is in charge of communications. She's not a helmsman. Kirk was just looking for an excuse.
AH HA! Another Trekkie outed!
Someone's been smoking the dilithium crystals again!
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Old 06-13-2003, 12:39   #55
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Bob-a-loo ! ! ! Bob-a-loo I-ayyyyyyy ! ! !

Bob-a-loo ! ! ! Bob-a-loo I-ayyyyyyy ! ! !

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Uhura is not impressed with James T. Kirk's, Ricky Ricardo impression. ;g ;g ;g
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Old 06-13-2003, 12:40   #56
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The First CUTCHA Guy ! ! !

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Old 06-13-2003, 12:41   #57
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Jhfenton is all the way at the bottom (no pun there)
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Old 06-13-2003, 13:46   #59
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mhambi, that link is PRICELESS!
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Galactic IRON CHEF ! ! !

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